This is what it would be like if the majority of people were athiests:

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

LOL that was funny. Did you find this in one of those Christian propaganda pamphlets?? I'm almost crying it's so funny hahahaha.

Those 'athiests' sound like funny people. Atleast they're not making fun of atheists, not that it would offend me.

Atheism is not absence of morals.

It is absence of God.

Most ignorant thread of the day.

Congratulations.

Nah he got it exactly right. Gay men are become a very trendy living room ornament

ok pal...first off

1)bieng an athiest does not dictate that one has an absence of care for life,,,it just means theres an absence of god in your belief of life

2) thats a bit extremist what you said,and sounds very alien like to be described in any family life,,,a mother wouldnt change if she was athiest,she actually might want her son to smoke pot to an even less degree since she be more open to exploring what certain habits contribute to one health,and an willingness to question the pros and cons

3) you sir are the epitome of a ignoraneous

and o and i tip my hat off to you,i hope one day i can match the maturity that youve exampled -_-

ok pal...first off

1)bieng an athiest does not dictate that one has an absence of care for life,,,it just means theres an absence of god in your belief of life

2) thats a bit extremist what you said,and sounds very alien like to be described in any family life,,,a mother wouldnt change if she was athiest,she actually might want her son to smoke pot to an even less degree since she be more open to exploring what certain habits contribute to one health,and an willingness to question the pros and cons

3) you sir are the epitome of a ignoraneous

and o and i tip my hat off to you,i hope one day i can match the maturity that youve exampled -_-
iawtc

The original poster probably got this off http://www.fstdt.com/ (Fundies Say the Darndest Things) or may be the original author.

Are all believers of faith this naive or is this one an abnormality?

Unfortunatley the world is moving towards that direction. :(

Sounds like paradise!

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

Well, so long as he wears a rubber, why not?


ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

Well, it's NOT...

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."

And they don't!


ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

Homie knows where it's at.


ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Homosexual men; the ultimate living room decoration!


Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

I only get this excited when my neighbour runs in and tells me that there's a car accident at the end of the street.


The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

Wait a minute...


RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

Happy Endings:rolleyes:

Atheism is not absence of morals.

It is absence of God.

Fucking win.

PS I think I just ejaculated while reading that over.

Nah he got it exactly right. Gay men are become a very trendy living room ornament

rofl.

Since when did religion disallow narcotics? Jesus was MAKING booze. John was taking Wormwood out the wazoo.

I want to be offended but it's so over the top I can't take it seriously even though I know there are people who believe that shit.

It's like people who believe Jews have horns. The insult is counterbalanced by the sheer ridiculous jaw dropping stupidity being displayed.

Fucking win.

PS I think I just ejaculated while reading that over.

I think you've unintentionally proven the OP's point. :)

I think you've unintentionally proven the OP's point. :)

I think you've unintentionally proven you have no sense of humour.

it's a joke for the lulz, so lulz up

Atheism is not absence of morals.

It is absence of God.

That's all that needs to be said.

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Atheism is not absence of morals.

It is absence of God.

True, but you shouldn't stop there. Once realizing that there isn't a God, you should begin to question morals. Why continue to think in black and white once you've discovered color?

am i the only one who thinks, without the burning of people on the cross, that this wouldn't be so bad?

am i the only one who thinks, without the burning of people on the cross, that this wouldn't be so bad?

You're not alone, and I don't even mind the burning of the people on crosses all that much.

You're not alone, and I don't even mind the burning of the people on crosses all that much.


yeah, but you know people. once they run out of christians, they'll start burning everyone else:D

This is the best, jajaja. Completely true!

This is what it would be like if the majority of people were christians:

CHRISTIAN KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a another choir girl so she can go the school for the knocked up.
CHRISTIAN MOM: Okay, son.
CHRISTIAN KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
CHRISTIAN MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The CHRISTIAN kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

CHRISTIAN DAD: Hey!
CHRISTIAN MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just have another baby we can't afford so it can suffer and then be an added burden on the adoption system when we get rid of it.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Okay, have as many retarded babies as you want.
CHRISTIAN MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Why not?
CHRISTIAN MOM: There's a priest in there molesting our 4 daughters
CHRISTIAN DAD: Why are they here?
CHRISTIAN MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
CHRISTIAN DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a ATHEIST outside!
CHRISTIAN MOM: We'll be right there!

The christian couple quickly put on a pair of white robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where ANY NON-CHRISTIAN is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of CHRISTIANS stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM CHRISTIAN: Damn you, ATHEIST! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we CHRISTIANS are hypocritical like that! Die, ATHEIST!

THE END


Funny how if you just change the names, it's the same damn scenario. And why do only atheists smoke pot? I know plenty of christians who do, since there's no prohibition against it. Seems kinda silly to me to throw that in there. Hell, our president did alot worse than that, and we all know how down with God he is.

^^^ lol, Christians w/ white hoods FTW!

The Christian one wasn't funny at all. The Christian stereotypes are so tired that they really aren't funny. In fact, pretty much all stereotypes aren't very funny.

am i the only one who thinks, without the burning of people on the cross, that this wouldn't be so bad?

So you approve of two guys fucking in your living room...

I wanna watch you get outta this one.

it's a joke for the lulz, so lulz up

srsly feel the lulz within you.

So you approve of two guys fucking in your living room...

I wanna watch you get outta this one.

not me personally, but if someone wanted to watch two guys fucking in their own house, i couldn't really give two shits. it's not hurting anyone if the husband doesn't mind it either.