http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/5f3c/

mmnm. energy mints. the mints themselves are great, but the box they come in's even niftier with the mirror and all. Explanation haha. Well, the box is the perfect size to keep whatever;s your fancy, pills, coke, along with a razor and tooter. The mirror's almost perfectly stable when you set the box on the side, and its a small box. so just carry around your shit in that and you have a workplace in your pocket.

all hypothetically of course, if substance abuse was legal. plus there only like three dollars.
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