The ASCII codes for "al gore" are:

97,108,32,103,111,114,and 101.

If you add these together you get 666.

Revelation 13:18
"This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666. (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2013:18;&version=31;)"

The pope was also warned recently that the anti-Christ could be an environmentalist.


An arch-conservative cardinal chosen by the Pope to deliver this year’s Lenten meditations to the Vatican hierarchy has caused consternation by giving warning of an Antichrist who is “a pacifist, ecologist and ecumenist”.

Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, 78, who retired as Archbishop of Bologna three years ago, quoted Vladimir Solovyov (1853-1900), the Russian philosopher and mystic, as predicting that the Antichrist “will convoke an ecumenical council and seek the consensus of all the Christian confessions”.

The “masses” would follow the Antichrist, “with the exception of small groups of Catholics, Orthodox and Protestants” who would fight to prevent the watering down and ultimate destruction of the faith, he said.

The Pope traditionally withdraws from public view during the first week of Lent, conducting “spiritual exercises” in retreat with close advisers.

The choice of Cardinal Biffi raised eyebrows in the Vatican, given his sometimes eccentric views. The cardinal gave a warning of the coming of the Antichrist during his two decades as the Archbishop of Bologna, and said that an “invasion” of Muslim immigrants was undermining Europe’s Christian values.

Cardinal Biffi said that the Antichrist was not necessarily a person but “the reduction of Christianity to an ideology . . . The teaching that the great Russian philosopher left us is that Christianity cannot be reduced to a set of values. At the heart of being a Christian is the personal encounter with Jesus Christ.” But he quoted with approval from Solovyov’s Three Dialogues on War, Progress and the End of History, which suggests that the Antichrist is a real figure.

Cardinal Biffi said that Christianity stood for “absolute values, such as goodness, truth, beauty”. If “relative values” such as “solidarity, love of peace and respect for nature” became absolute, they would encourage “idolatry” and “put obstacles in the way of salvation”.

When he was still Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, Pope Benedict sternly defended core Roman Catholic doctrines and opposed calls for an ecumenical Third Vatican Council advanced by Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini, the liberal former Archbishop of Milan.

The choice of Lenten speaker has in the past given a clue to Vatican policy, although one source said that Cardinal Biffi had perhaps been chosen because his “verbal fireworks” would keep listeners awake.

Beastly beliefs

-The doctrine of the Antichrist appears in the New Testament, and could denote someone setting himself up as a Christlike saviour. The Book of Revelation refers to the “Number of the Beast”, 666

-Martin Luther and other reformers saw the Pope as the Antichrist

-In 1888 the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche denounced Christianity in The Antichrist

-When the Pope addressed the European Parliament in 1988 the Rev Ian Paisley interrupted him, shouting, “I renounce you as the Antichrist!”


From Richard Owen in Rome at The Times Online. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article1459003.ece)

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<sarcasm>
Watch out Christians!

The antichrist is going to fight for global disarmament, cooperation, and environmentalism!

This madman is going to DESTROY US ALL.

GOD HELP US!
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It's funny because someone will believe it

Common sense is the Anti-Christ

The end times have come. Global warming must be the fires of hell rising for us all.

Come, faithful, get intoeth thy SUV's and march upon his infernal castle! Cast down the Morning Star and let HIs light shine upon the world!

<sarcasm>
Watch out Christians!

The antichrist is going to fight for global disarmament, cooperation, and environmentalism!

This madman is going to DESTROY US ALL.

GOD HELP US!
</sarcasm>

It's more likely than you think.

First of all, the anti-Christ isn't going to just show up and say "Hi, I'm the anti-Christ. I'll be killing millions of you now. :)"

Satan has to use lies & deceit to accomplish his goals.

Disarmament may sound like a good thing, but like history has shown many times before it leaves people vulnerable to enslavement & genocide.

Ecumenism may also sound like a good thing, but a lot of small churches are often far more resistant to corruption than one big church.

Last of all environmentalism (contrary to what many believe) is in complete contradiction to Christianity and just plain evil. Environmentalism is really a form of Earth-based idol worship, God created the Earth's animals & plants for us to use not conserve! If you have to cut down 1,000,000 trees to print tracts to bring just 1 lost soul to Christ than it's worth it!

Most disturbing are some in the environmental movement who consider drastic measures like forced relocation, sterilization, abortion, and genocide to reign in human "overpopulation".

...environmentalism...is...just plain evil. Environmentalism is really a form of Earth-based idol worship, God created the Earth's animals & plants for us to use not conserve! If you have to cut down 1,000,000 trees to print tracts to bring just 1 lost soul to Christ than it's worth it!

So then whats going to happen when we've used up all the trees? Hmmm?

You must really support the legalization of marijuana then, seeing as how its the single most useful of God's plants.

So then whats going to happen when we've used up all the trees? Hmmm?

You must really support the legalization of marijuana then, seeing as how its the single most useful of God's plants.

How is marijuana the single most useful? :confused:

I do support it being used for good things like hemp rope or as a pain killer; however, narcotic use is sinful and should never be allowed.

Jesus will return to this world soon and it won't matter how many trees we've cut down, only how many souls we've told about him!

How is marijuana the single most useful? :confused:

Humans have been using marijuana for at least 6000 years, which is older then the bronze age. Why? Because its fucking useful.

It was responsible for 80% of the American economy. Before it became illegal, it provided us with over 25,000 useful products. It can provide us with alternatives to petrochemical products. Biodegradable plastics. Car fuels which do not contribute to excess CO2.

It naturally produces more protein then any other plant. It also produces lots of omega 3 fatty acids. What was that quote from the bible about 'this plant will be your meat', or something along those lines?

I could go on and on...but this is not the right forum, and I do not want to destroy your thread.

So check out this (http://www.jackherer.com/chapters.html) and this old thread. (http://www.totse.com/community//archive/index.php/t-1979446.html)

narcotic use is sinful and should never be allowed

How is it sinful, in your religions opinion?

How is it bad, outside of that opinion?

Jesus will return to this world soon and it won't matter how many trees we've cut down, only how many souls we've told about him!

How do you know Jesus will return soon?

How do you know trees don't have souls too?

It's more likely than you think.

First of all, the anti-Christ isn't going to just show up and say "Hi, I'm the anti-Christ. I'll be killing millions of you now. :)"

Satan has to use lies & deceit to accomplish his goals.

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Why would satan want to kill people. Nowhere in the bible does it say that if you get killed by the devil you get sucked into hell to be tortured by him. So therefor the only thing he would be doing is speeding up your day of facing god. Is that a bad thing?

Why are you even afraid of death? You should be praying every day to your god hoping to die to be with him and jesus at the local block party.

How do you know Jesus will return soon?

How do you know trees don't have souls too?

I know these things because they are written in the bible.

Why would satan want to kill people. Nowhere in the bible does it say that if you get killed by the devil you get sucked into hell to be tortured by him. So therefor the only thing he would be doing is speeding up your day of facing god. Is that a bad thing?

That's actually a good question. Here's the answer:

There are two types of people this world, those who know Jesus as their saviour and will go to heaven when they die, and those who don't and will go to hell when they die.

Satan wants those going to hell to die so he can get them to hell faster, but satan also wants those who are going to heaven to die so that they'll no longer be able to tell others about Jesus and stop people from going to hell.

I know these things because they are written in the bible.

I agree that you...ahem..."know" these things. Or at least believe you know.

I haven't read the bible. Where does it say that trees do not have souls, and that Jesus will return sometime soon after 2000 years? I would just like to know for future reference.

Does it also say somewhere that narcotic use is sinful? Where? And why do people drink wine as a representation of jesus's blood?

First of all, the anti-Christ isn't going to just show up and say "Hi, I'm the anti-Christ. I'll be killing millions of you now. :)".

Boy was I ever wrong :(

And here I always thought the Anti-Christ was Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)!

And here I always thought the Anti-Christ was Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)!

Could be, a lot of people think Caeser Nero will come back to be the anti-Christ (since he killed a lot of Christians and his name works out to 666 in both hebrew & greek). I was just putting the theory out there that Al Gore could be the anti-Christ.

I was just putting the theory out there that Al Gore could be the anti-Christ.

He's gonna need more than environmental issues and gun control if he intends to commit genocide

hmmm...I guess you didn't see my other questions....few posts up.

Common sense is the Anti-Christ

Quoted For Truth

Lol @ anyone taking this seriously.

If you do, you're a fucktard.

Kill yourself.

Jesus will return to this world soon


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yeah, just like how 2pac returned yesterday.

That's actually a good question. Here's the answer:

There are two types of people this world, those who know Jesus as their saviour and will go to heaven when they die, and those who don't and will go to hell when they die.

Satan wants those going to hell to die so he can get them to hell faster, but satan also wants those who are going to heaven to die so that they'll no longer be able to tell others about Jesus and stop people from going to hell.

It does my heart good to see the smile on a nutjob's face when the thoughts in his head fit together. :)

I'm so tired of seeing that 666 argument...

the anti-christ was Caesar Nero

Last of all environmentalism (contrary to what many believe) is in complete contradiction to Christianity and just plain evil. Environmentalism is really a form of Earth-based idol worship, God created the Earth's animals & plants for us to use not conserve! If you have to cut down 1,000,000 trees to print tracts to bring just 1 lost soul to Christ than it's worth it!
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come on environmentalism is bad.? god put animals and plants on this earth to be used like tools?. now thats like saying ok its all good we can destroy the whole world just to save 1 person and for our own selfish needs. YOU SICKEN ME!.:mad:

ALSO:

Originally Posted by Rolloffle View Post
That's actually a good question. Here's the answer:

There are two types of people this world, those who know Jesus as their saviour and will go to heaven when they die, and those who don't and will go to hell when they die.


so what if some poor kid had never ever and i mean EVER heard of christ you are saying that he will go to hell?. and what if a budist monk spent his life helping and praying for people he or she will go to hell?.

That's actually a good question. Here's the answer:

Satan wants those going to hell to die so he can get them to hell faster

Why would Satan care or want some someone to go to hell "faster". They would be spending eternity there no matter what time they arrived. You are full of shit and you make up even more shit as you go along. What a waste of brain cells. When you die and go to heaven can I have some of your stem cells?

If god killed all of those evil people in that massive flood wouldn't he be helping Satan out since he is sending people to hell "faster".

According your religions favorite story-book, god put man on the earth to be it's shepard and to look after it...yet you say destroying the earth is god's will?

According your religions favorite story-book, god put man on the earth to be it's shepard and to look after it...yet you say destroying the earth is god's will?
I think you mean stewards? and please don't listen to this guy. After examining his posts you'll find that he is a troll.

poor kid had never ever and i mean EVER heard of christ you are saying that he will go to hell?. and what if a budist monk spent his life helping and praying for people he or she will go to hell?.

The bible very clearly states that people are only saved by faith in Jesus Christ, (John 14:6-7) so the Buddhist monk definetley goes to hell.

As for the child, I've heard some Christians say people who never hear about Jesus automatically go to heaven; however, I can't find any bible verses which support this.

This is why it's so important that we get the gospel out there and tell people about Jesus. There are litterally millions of people dieing and going to hell every day!

According your religions favorite story-book, god put man on the earth to be it's shepard and to look after it...yet you say destroying the earth is god's will?

It's not a story book, it's the truth.

I'm not saying that God wants us to destroy this world, but that God will come back and destroy the world soon and that we should focus on more important things like bringing the lost to Christ.

It's not a story book, it's the truth.

I'm not saying that God wants us to destroy this world, but that God will come back and destroy the world soon and that we should focus on more important things like bringing the lost to Christ.

god wont punish for ignorance you fucking moron.
if you would learn about your own god, youd realize he's a "loving god" remember jesus? yeah, what did he show an example of? love. im sure he'd forgive you for ignorance when you cant even forgive that, it just happens, oh boo hoo, some starving poor trible person in africa who's ignorant to the word of God is going to burn in hell? riiight, go fuck yourself if you think that and don't call yourself christian.

/thread your gay.

god wont punish for ignorance you fucking moron.
if you would learn about your own god, youd realize he's a "loving god" remember jesus? yeah, what did he show an example of? love. im sure he'd forgive you for ignorance when you cant even forgive that, it just happens, oh boo hoo, some starving poor trible person in africa who's ignorant to the word of God is going to burn in hell? riiight, go fuck yourself if you think that and don't call yourself christian.

/thread your gay.

Why don't you actually read the bible, dumbass.

Why don't you actually read the bible, dumbass.

woww, what a clever comeback, not, dumbass, you see, i dont exactly know WHY you believe in hell? doesnt make sense, how about YOU take a turn and read genesis, it never mentions a hell in creation now does it buddy? nope, i was raised christian, still go to church and what not, so ive read my fair share of the bible, (all of it...over and over...) it never mentions a hell until jesus, you see, hell was ADOPTED into juduaism, 300 years before christ from zaroastrinism, so you got that there from another religion into christianity, you can even ask your minister about this, if he didnt know this he's very ignorant and shouldnt be preaching, and when jesus talks of hell, and jesus speaks metaphorically,and when he describes hell, it's not speaking on an actual burning hell w/ flames, he's describing seperation from God after death, there is no hell, and you do realize when christianity spread to russia, they spoke of hell being a frozen chilly place, WHY? because it's fucking cold in russia, like it its fucking hot in the middle east, jesus was simply describing seperation from god after death and had to use the worse way possible to describe it. once again, you read the bible fucktard.

/thread your gay

we should focus on more important things like bringing the lost to Christ.

You do know, probably, over 80% of the people on here are "the lost", right?

...We, the lost, don't care about G-Whiz "returning". :mad:

narcotic use is sinful and should never be allowed.

http://www.cannabis.net/articles/jesus.html

Jesus used cannabis to heal

Some people (atheists and Christians) might like to have a look at this site: http://www.exitmundi.nl/bible/ "its the bible but with a twist, we like to share with you what scientists say about it" Its not discriminatory and it doesn't insult anyone or anything it just presents sciences point of view on some things in the bible.

Heres a little segment from that site when they are talking about Jesus walking on water.

But crucially, the original Greek text for the watery part (http://www.exitmundi.nl/bible/web-content/images/jwaterwalking1.gif) can mean two different things: ‘on the sea’ or ‘on the seashore’. Now that obviously makes a big difference!

Its got some interesting stuff, check it out.

John was convicted by the Roman emperor Nero.

John's metaphors were descriptive of Rome and the Romans.

666 in Hebrew numerology = Nero.

John couldn't spread propaganda in a literal sense without being penalized, so he wrote it in a code.