I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.

ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one

oh god, that was my amusement for the evening... the 5 rules were written like the commandments (thou shalt not...) and holy fuck on a stick... that stuff about the interracial relationships= bestiality
It's true that there is fucked up shit on the net and its bad that lil youngens can read/watch it... but that just goes too far that does

Wow, I really wish someone could figure out how to hack that and post all that stuff on their homepage. Those last two requirements are just rediculous. Good find, amusing.

I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.

I'm going to have to call spoof on this, after having looked at their "database" of offenders and finding PNAC (Project for a New American Century aka Bush and company), the Legos website, LAPD (lol, probably right), the NAACP, Christian Coalition of America, Bible.com and the US Government Portal Sites on there.

Awesome commentaries on them, though.

I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.


Sorry Jack, but you really need to research things more before you bash all of a nation just because of where they happen to live. (Kinda true sometimes, but remember, we're not all fundies.)

The site is a joke. Look at the whois results and you'll find out. The guy who owns it added his other site to the list. he's just mocking them. http://the-militia.com got added to it a while ago, and they were going to fuck with it until they realized it was a giant scam, at which point they tried to get him to join.

Yeah I this was posted a while back in IFIOTW. I think someone submitted totse. You can submit any site you want too, as a joke.

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

Oh man....

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.


I think calling interracial relationships bestiality is hateful to a certain group.


http://netauthority.org/submit.shtml

Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.

A child questioning a faith forced upon him? The nerve!

http://netauthority.org/browse/recent.html

They blocked Explosm.net! I love that web-comic!

I don't see anything about America on that website.

I know hating America has become a popular fad in Europe these days, but please don't embarass yourself so much that you'll regret it when Bush is out of office and the hipsters start hating something else...

I don't see anything about America on that website.
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To anyone who knows something about Xtianity it screams American Fundy.

The scary thing is I can't tell just be reading it, if its a spoof or not and I am extremely well acquainted with the doctrines, tenets and beliefs of the "Billy-joe-bob Four Square Church of GOD the ALMIGHTY".


oh and as to my general american bashing...two words...

"Freedom Fries"

I rest my case.

^^^^ good one ketch

'on ya

Oh No! They banned The Wiggles! :eek:



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Despite additions like this, there still some people in the User Comments who haven't caught onto the joke... that's pretty amusing.

That was so a spoof site. People who think like that don't know how to use the internet.

http://netauthority.org/submit.shtml


Looooool,

I wasn't sure about it until I saw this page.

"Freedom Fries"

I rest my case.

No. In fact, I just had some french fries for lunch. That whole freedom fries lasted for a month or two and was started by some idiot in Congress with nothing better to do with his time. I don't know any American that calls french fries, freedom fries. that is just faggotry.

To anyone who knows something about Xtianity it screams American Fundy.

The scary thing is I can't tell just be reading it, if its a spoof or not and I am extremely well acquainted with the doctrines, tenets and beliefs of the "Billy-joe-bob Four Square Church of GOD the ALMIGHTY".


oh and as to my general american bashing...two words...

"Freedom Fries"

I rest my case.god I fucking love you jack!2 thumbs up!

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

Hmmm... Interracial = beastiality, so does that mean that black people = monkeys?

-NS

No. In fact, I just had some french fries for lunch. That whole freedom fries lasted for a month or two and was started by some idiot in Congress with nothing better to do with his time. I don't know any American that calls french fries, freedom fries. that is just faggotry.

Quoted For Truth

oh and as to my general american bashing...two words...

"Freedom Fries"

I rest my case.

United Kingdom: During World War I, the German Shepherd was renamed the Alsatian and German biscuits were renamed Empire biscuits due to strong anti-German sentiment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries
I rest my case.

United Kingdom: During World War I, the German Shepherd was renamed the Alsatian and German biscuits were renamed Empire biscuits due to strong anti-German sentiment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries
I rest my case.

And the German Ocean was renamed the North Sea. The Battenberg family (ie the royal family) changed their surname to Mount Batten.

But

Did I miss something?

You were at war with France???!

(perfectly understandable if you were, no on likes the French...not even the French themselves).

And the German Ocean was renamed the North Sea. The Battenberg family (ie the royal family) changed their surname to Mount Batten.

But

Did I miss something?

You were at war with France???!

(perfectly understandable if you were, no on likes the French...not even the French themselves).

The point that you seem to miss is that ridiculously nationalistic behaviour like that of Congressman Robert Ney is nothing new, and not something America invented. Another fine example of this is Iran changing the name of Danish Pastries to "Roses of the Prophet Mohammad" in protest of the cartoons in Denmark.

Whenever you have ultra patriots, you will have asinine behaviour like this. The USA didn't invent it and doesn't have a monopoly on it.

Scary thing is, there are enough real sites like that one out there to make this one beleivable.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Flagonfireimage2.jpg

I sent in a violating site.
The name of this site was Net Authority Violations.
the URL was http://netauthority.org/aup.html for hateful material =3

Scary thing is, there are enough real sites like that one out there to make this one beleivable.

Oh, fuck the real guys wanting to fuck up my interwebz. Near-anarchy on the web I say. post it all up without your crap laws in my place.

Dear Congress: Other than net neutrality and limited other laws dealing with CONFIRMED threats, and those laws being weakened sufficently please GTFO MY INTERWEBZ.

*posts shitting dick nipples, goatse, blacksnake, r@ygold, bmevids, torture, scat, guro anime, furries, etc.*

EDIT: haha I submitted TOTSE. Am I a traitor :oops:

so i cant post pics of a Negro boning an Asian?