I'mAfraidofJapan
2007-08-21, 03:05
Ever play with radio communication devices to just have fun? We were at a small music festival and the main person in our group gave four of us a radio. We met a Canadian and this is how it when on channel one:
#1: Hello, anyone out there?
#2: Allo.
#1: Hey, where are you from?
#2: We're from Canada, eh, and you?
#1: We're all from Western Massachusetts.
#2: Oh, Western Massachusetts, I was there a few months ago up in the Berkshire (Berk-Shire, that's not how you pronounce it, it's like Berk-Sher) on some business.
#1: Oh, what do you do?
#2: I count trees.
#1: So you're a lumberjack?
#2: No I'm a forester.
#1: So you're a lumberjack....
*Silence for a few minutes*
#1: Being a forester must be a tedious job, does it have any real benefit?
#2: Gets me away from the wife much.
#2: So have you guys explored the area any (it's a huge ski resort with big ass mountain everywhere)?
#1: Yeah, we hiked up the big one next to the ski lodge about an hour ago. You should watch out, we saw a child molester up there (a really weird guy who was probably blazed out of his mind, he was talking about the eagles soaring over the place with a birds eye view and how he wished he could just live in the forest amongst the bears and coyotes).
#2: In the act?
#1: No, no he was just a really sketchy guy. Watch out for porcupines on the way up though, my friend almost ran over one on the way back down (We had a running challenge down the hill with a lot of trenches in it, he was running close to the tree line and jumped over a porcupine right before stopping to take a piss right next to it).
#2: We'll be careful...
*Radio Silence*
[bunch of loud annoying girls come on channel 1 when we go to channel 2 where the Radio Silence only continues]
Fun for a night where there was absolutely nothing to do.
#1: Hello, anyone out there?
#2: Allo.
#1: Hey, where are you from?
#2: We're from Canada, eh, and you?
#1: We're all from Western Massachusetts.
#2: Oh, Western Massachusetts, I was there a few months ago up in the Berkshire (Berk-Shire, that's not how you pronounce it, it's like Berk-Sher) on some business.
#1: Oh, what do you do?
#2: I count trees.
#1: So you're a lumberjack?
#2: No I'm a forester.
#1: So you're a lumberjack....
*Silence for a few minutes*
#1: Being a forester must be a tedious job, does it have any real benefit?
#2: Gets me away from the wife much.
#2: So have you guys explored the area any (it's a huge ski resort with big ass mountain everywhere)?
#1: Yeah, we hiked up the big one next to the ski lodge about an hour ago. You should watch out, we saw a child molester up there (a really weird guy who was probably blazed out of his mind, he was talking about the eagles soaring over the place with a birds eye view and how he wished he could just live in the forest amongst the bears and coyotes).
#2: In the act?
#1: No, no he was just a really sketchy guy. Watch out for porcupines on the way up though, my friend almost ran over one on the way back down (We had a running challenge down the hill with a lot of trenches in it, he was running close to the tree line and jumped over a porcupine right before stopping to take a piss right next to it).
#2: We'll be careful...
*Radio Silence*
[bunch of loud annoying girls come on channel 1 when we go to channel 2 where the Radio Silence only continues]
Fun for a night where there was absolutely nothing to do.