View Full Version : who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
the way I see it is this.
Mothra's a giant moth, which is one of god's creatures.
jesus is just a dude witha beard, and an invisible magic man for a father.
Mothra would just crush his ass.
thoughts?
Thunderhammer
2007-08-25, 00:37
Godzilla appear, would side with jesus, then kill jesus.
End result = Godzilla wins.
Godzilla ALWAYS wins.
SafeAsMilk
2007-08-25, 01:18
Mothra.
BrokeProphet
2007-08-25, 02:23
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
HandOfZek
2007-08-25, 05:22
I liked the ones with Mecha-Godzilla.
karma_sleeper
2007-08-25, 05:39
If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
HandOfZek
2007-08-25, 05:42
If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
Rolloffle
2007-08-25, 08:41
You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
Jesus is the son of God. :rolleyes:
DarkMage35
2007-08-25, 13:01
Jesus is the son of God. :rolleyes:Oh snap!
karma_sleeper
2007-08-25, 16:37
I saw Jesus and The Super Best Friends defeat David Blaine. I have faith that Jesus can defeat Mothra.
Jesus will use his super carpentry skills to aid him in battle. He also has magical kung fu powers as evidenced by his bout with Santa Claus.
BlackEagle67
2007-08-25, 18:33
Chuck Norris
...ilikedots.....
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
There's plenty of Jesus evidence. No Christ evidence.
Nebacanezh4r
2007-08-26, 02:20
http://tinyurl.com/2axdq3
There is your answer. If Mothra can do that as a larva, imagine what it could do as a full grown moth!
jesus would get beat the fuck down by mothra.
it's a giant freaking moth!.
*gets image of jesus throwing a brick at mothra, only to be disembowled by mothra's almighty mothness.*:cool:
jesus would get beat the fuck down by mothra!.
it's a giant freaking moth!.
*gets image of jesus throwing a brick at mothra, only to be disembowled by mothra's almighty mothness.*:cool:
KwinnieBogan
2007-08-26, 05:16
Jesus would make a big bonfire inside a warehouse to attract Mothra then when Mothra goes inside he'd throw some green leaves and lawn cuttings on the fire which would set off the fire sprinklers and they would wash all that magic pixie dust off Mothra's wings so that it could no longer fly. Then when Mothra get's close enough he'd jump out of the bushes and pull some Hebrew Krav maga shit on Mothra's arse and rip it's antennae out so it didn't know where anything was, then Jesus would over to a nuclear warhead and make noises to attract the moth and then suicide bomb it's arse into oblivion.
...Three days later Jesus would rise from the dead and be like "Lol pwnt!" while sipping on a glass of delicious wine.
BlackEagle67
2007-08-26, 05:22
I still think either norris or godzilla would turn them both into poo.
...ilikedots.....
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
No. Jesus is a historical figure.
No, jesus is 1/3 of God.
So he would kick ass battling a non-god creature.
-ScreamingElectron-
2007-08-28, 19:42
I second the Godzilla motion. But if Godzilla was too busy, Mothra would own. Infact jesus would put himself on the cross. ut wtf would jesus be doing in Japan? He struck me as more of a hawii guy.
Going along with BrokeProphet, I have yet to see any evidence of Jesus. Just some shitty books, what makes me realy angry about Holy Books is that they don't come in two-ply.
ArmsMerchant
2007-08-30, 18:46
[QUOTE=BrokeProphet;8817296]Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
QUOTE]
Au contraire--he kicked major ass when he went postal in the temple.
And he supposedly did say "I come not to bring peace, but a sword."