1.) Evolution (or evilution, as i like to call it), is stupid. If a man evolved from a fish, then why dont i have scales? Or fins? Wouldnt i inherit SOME sort of trate from a fish? Science cant explain everything, and it cant explain that. If im a closer releative to a monkey, then why cant i climb trees like a monkey? I would imagine that i would be able to, or that id have some sort of trate left over from being a monkey, but i dont. Evilution is stupid.

2.) The big bang is stupid. So, you're telling me that everything in the universe was the size of a pinhead, then all the sudden, everything exploded and expanded into what we are today? Or better yet, we were a Singularity, something thats so complex, it escapes the capacity of the human mind to imagine.

Study those two things carefully, do you see how convenient some of them are? How Singularities are too complex to imagine, or that we dont have gills or scales or flippers? Scientists cant explain why, HOW CONVENIENT.

We can know god exists because his creations are all around us.

You can't prove god exists.

You can't prove god doesn't exist.

/thread

Troll.


And with that said, I vouch no atheist gives him the satisfaction of a reply.

I beg of you, please do not feed the troll.

Why do you feel the need to say this?

1.) Evolution (or evilution, as i like to call it), is stupid. If a man evolved from a fish, then why dont i have scales? Or fins? Wouldnt i inherit SOME sort of trate from a fish? Science cant explain everything, and it cant explain that. If im a closer releative to a monkey, then why cant i climb trees like a monkey? I would imagine that i would be able to, or that id have some sort of trate left over from being a monkey, but i dont. Evilution is stupid.

The reason you don't have any of those traits is because of evolution you retard. That's the point of it. Of course, you're misinformed already because we did not descend from monkeys, we came from more primitive forms of man that were more ape-like, but never were actually apes. The reason that you have none of the traits of these ancestors is because as our species progressed, they were no longer needed. If you want proof that shows that we have evolved from our once primitive forms, look at various vestigial organs such as our appendix. The appendix was originally used to help digest a largely herbivorous diet that our ancestors had, but as we became more omnivorous it was no longer necessary and now does very little.
2.) The big bang is stupid. So, you're telling me that everything in the universe was the size of a pinhead, then all the sudden, everything exploded and expanded into what we are today? Or better yet, we were a Singularity, something thats so complex, it escapes the capacity of the human mind to imagine.

Study those two things carefully, do you see how convenient some of them are? How Singularities are too complex to imagine, or that we dont have gills or scales or flippers? Scientists cant explain why, HOW CONVENIENT.

We can know god exists because his creations are all around us.

How does the big bang try to disprove anything set forth in the bible? I swear I have to tell this to someone every single day. The big bang is not a creation theory! It is a model used to describe the dispersal of our universe as it exists today.

And thus, they fed the troll.

And thus, they fed the troll.

I'm perfectly ok with it.

Troll.



Second.

I refuse to believe the OP is that stupid.

*throws crumbs to said troll*

*throws crumbs to said troll*

NO! No!

Bad!

NO! No!

Bad!

LOL...

I vote that we use the remainder of this thread to discuss our favourite alcoholic beverages. Personally, I favour Bacardi 151. It's strong and it tastes like fire and hate, but it'll get the job done.

I don't drink, so...

I like apple juice. And mushrooms.

I'm a big fan of buttery nipples... erm the drink and of course the nipples.

Beer: Bluemoon
Hard stuff: Hmm...tequila shots or Red Bull & Vodka
Wine: Red, Cabernet Sauvignon preferable

you are all rediculous. Ill refute Ryan the Killer:

The reason you don't have any of those traits is because of evolution you retard. That's the point of it. Of course, you're misinformed already because we did not descend from monkeys, we came from more primitive forms of man that were more ape-like, but never were actually apes. The reason that you have none of the traits of these ancestors is because as our species progressed, they were no longer needed. If you want proof that shows that we have evolved from our once primitive forms, look at various vestigial organs such as our appendix. The appendix was originally used to help digest a largely herbivorous diet that our ancestors had, but as we became more omnivorous it was no longer necessary and now does very little.

The appendix is actually terrible proof of evolution. God gave us an appendix to digest herbivores because god didnt give us people to invent things like refrigerators and supermarkets (to preserve meat so we can eat it later). Plus we have things like farms now, so we dont have to go out and hunt things like tigers (which could kill us since god decided to make us extremely fragile and weak in exchange for intelligence). God can also explain appendixes, and better in my opinion.

How does the big bang try to disprove anything set forth in the bible? I swear I have to tell this to someone every single day. The big bang is not a creation theory! It is a model used to describe the dispersal of our universe as it exists today.

It's still anti-christian, because GOD created the universe as it is today, not an explosion.

Thank you.

I'm sort of a beer guy myself. Not "get drunk" gas station beer... but actual micro-brews and smaller breweries, from all over the United States.

Or dark red wines... full bodied cabs.

As far as liquor goes... I'd have to say I'm a bourbon man. Jack and Jim both do the trick... I'm not sure which I prefer. Although after traveling to Cuba this summer, I've definitely learned to appreciate rum as well.

Yo, Sgt AIDZ? Atheism != Evolutionism.

Now that thats out of the way, I'm fond of vodka (possibly mixed with some kind of fruit juice) or shots of tequila.

"The appendix is actually terrible proof of evolution. God gave us an appendix to digest herbivores because god didnt give us people to invent things like refrigerators and supermarkets (to preserve meat so we can eat it later). Plus we have things like farms now, so we dont have to go out and hunt things like tigers (which could kill us since god decided to make us extremely fragile and weak in exchange for intelligence). God can also explain appendixes, and better in my opinion."

You basically said what he said, only you added "But God did it!" at the beginning and end. Occam's Razor, motherfucker. Do you use it? Evidently not. Does God also give some people vestigial tails? What purpose does that serve Man as it stands today? I bet that nasty Satan planted all those fossil records in the ground to confuse us too, right?

I also like how you describe God's creation of man, intelligence in exchange for strength... you make it sound like he's playing a Real Time Strategy game, and he must work within budget. Hardly the work of an all powerful and all loving creator.

"It's still anti-christian, because GOD created the universe as it is today, not an explosion."

Given that we actually KNOW the universe is expanding, and we can detect background radiation from the Big Bang, I find it hard to believe that your Invisible Sky Daddy just snapped everything into existence like "Q" from Star Trek.

Anyway, Smirnoff makes this fantastic black cherry flavoured vodka. If you mix it with coke, you basically have alcoholic cherry coke, it goes down smooth and when it's cold, it's just utterly outstanding.

This should have been posted in the 'Atheists Suck' tread...if at all.

I see no value in merging it though.