View Full Version : with all this shit about mars on discovery
with all this shit about trying to find life on mars on the discovery channel recently, wouldnt religion pretty much for stuck for an explaination if they found life on other planets?
calcx?
ComradeAsh
2007-11-02, 05:57
Its the martian division of jesus inc.
ViVe CUERVO
2007-11-02, 05:57
god put them there, obviously
BlindedByTheLight
2007-11-02, 05:59
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book, though, eh?
Sort of like the second wife you don't want your first wife to find out about.
God, you crafty devil you :p
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book, though, eh?
Sort of like the second wife you don't want your first wife to find out about.
God, you crafty devil you :p
Fucking lolz.
but yea, this mars thing pisses me off to.
Nuclear Rape
2007-11-02, 06:41
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book
or dinosaurs, or microorganisms, or people outside of the middle east.
You think if gawd was going to save you from eternal damnation, he'd at least teach you not to eat after wiping your ass with your hand.
on a side note, anyone think that medieval people found a dinosaur skull and said "ye dragon"?
ZeppelinRules
2007-11-02, 06:46
on a side note, anyone think that medieval people found a dinosaur skull and said "ye dragon"?
Probably. It would seem like a logical explanation at the time.
Its the martian division of jesus inc.
This sentence pretty much sums up all the bullshit that religion has put humanity through in the last 1000 years.
nuclearrabbit
2007-11-02, 07:06
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvin'_Marvin_in_Space
brotherinarms
2007-11-02, 08:24
theres a really good movie that bashes religion so bad i suggest you watch it i don't have a link or any shit but you can download it off torrentspy or what ever you use its called Zeitgeist good shit.
SmackNixon
2007-11-02, 14:25
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
ComradeAsh
2007-11-02, 14:27
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
Wow, you're back.
Unregistered
2007-11-02, 14:29
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
Boom, headshot.
Lovecraft
2007-11-02, 15:02
theres a really good movie that bashes religion so bad i suggest you watch it i don't have a link or any shit but you can download it off torrentspy or what ever you use its called Zeitgeist good shit.
www.zeigeistmovie.com
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM!!!:mad:
*Cue random explosions*