He showed me a vision of "heaven"

Everyone there was happy, joyful, and cooperative with each other. No greed or desire polluted the perfect harmony each experienced with all.

Socialism?

Desire will never go away. And why should it?

Desire will never go away. And why should it?

The OP didn't actually say there would be no desire, just that it would not damage harmony.

I always figured Jesus was off creating a socialist utopia with his spare time.

Who would have thought god was a national socialist. I knew he was up to something. I see god, a lot as I see the fuhrer. I believe it was Hitler, or Goering who said "we never will be slaves" and promised a multitude of luxuries for party supporters. And look what happend, the german people worked like slaves 20 hours a day, some people starved, and the country was ruined. When someone comes a long selling something that sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

how can you be sure it was god and not your imagination?

God spoke to me last night. He told me that there are human refugees escaping a terrible apocalypse on their 12 colonial homeworlds caused by genocidal sentient machines of their own creation, and that they're looking for Earth. God says I should try and help them find us by getting lots of money from people, and also because Edward James Olmos is the leader of those refugees and he'll beat us ALL up with a flashlight if we don't get the money.

God spoke to me last night. He told me he didn't exist. I asked him how he was talkign to me, and he said I had snorted too much jenkem.

Guess it was all that communion jenkem I did at church. I mean, I know that god really exists. No devil and jenkem-induced dream can tell me otherwise.

God speaks to everyone in many different ways. Most of the time, we simply are not paying attention.

And his message is often distorted by our conditioning, fear, and desire to look cute.

But I will tell you this--every time you have had an impulse to be kind or generous or loving and failed to act upon that impulse, you have denied God.

No greed or desire

No humans?

The mere way that you have presented this information shows to me you are in no way enlightened.

The mere way that you have presented this information shows to me you are in no way enlightened.

There is, of course, background leading up to the events prior to the vision and the subsequent detention in a mental health facility, but that in no way detracts from the reality of the message for me.

You can shove your enlightenment where the sun don't shine.

if one has no desire they wouldnt "want" to go to heaven

He showed me a vision of "heaven"

Everyone there was happy, joyful, and cooperative with each other. No greed or desire polluted the perfect harmony each experienced with all.

Were you stoned?

God spoke to you b/c someone told you ALL about God and what to fucking expect God to say.

It takes a person to pass on the knowledge of God and a book containing information about this God before a person has an experience with God.

Why is that?

Show me a feral child raised by a pack of wolves who prays to the judeo-christian god, or sees the face of jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Do thiests ever question the fact that the ALL POWERFUL entity that they believe in OBVIOUSLY needs people to spread his message? That the message orginated in ONE particular culture and area for a reason.

Let me put it like this.....IF your religion is a total lie, wouldn't it start in ONE local area and spread through word of mouth? Isn't that how ALL religions have spread?Wouldn't the fabricators of this lie realize that the word MUST be spread to humans by other humans? Wouldn't they right in their book of lies that the most important thing a god-fearing man can do is to spread the gospel?

Unless he spoke to you through the median of dance them i'm neither impressed or amused!

God spoke to me last night. He told me he didn't exist. I asked him how he was talkign to me, and he said I had snorted too much jenkem.

Guess it was all that communion jenkem I did at church. I mean, I know that god really exists. No devil and jenkem-induced dream can tell me otherwise.

Who would have thought, God is jenkem!

But I will tell you this--every time you have had an impulse to be kind or generous or loving and failed to act upon that impulse, you have denied God.And every time God fails to act kindly, generously, or lovingly, is that God denying you?

And every time God fails to act kindly, generously, or lovingly, is that God denying you?

Yes, lol.

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please, i poop in your cereal - no more of that.

EDIT: Shut the fuck up you fucking moron. Where does it state that I cannot say that god jerked me off and that I came on his face?

***** ***** ***** ************

please, i poop in your cereal - no more of that.

Goddamnit!

Why can't I see the vileness!

And every time God fails to act kindly, generously, or lovingly, is that God denying you?

God denies us nothing. We deny much to ourselves through ignorance and fear.

But when one has attained enlightnement, life becomes effortless, we live without hate, fear or envy, and the universe itself conspires to fulfill our every desire.

God speaks to everyone in many different ways. Most of the time, we simply are not paying attention.

And his message is often distorted by our conditioning, fear, and desire to look cute.

But I will tell you this--every time you have had an impulse to be kind or generous or loving and failed to act upon that impulse, you have denied God.

THERE IS NO GOD DUMBFUCK!

***** ***** ***** ************

please, i poop in your cereal - no more of that.

EDIT: Shut the fuck up you fucking moron. Where does it state that I cannot say that god jerked me off and that I came on his face?

I demand to know who edited this one.

THERE IS NO GOD DUMBFUCK!

Using all caps often denotes great anger, insanity, or mere stupidity.

About what one might expect from an individual whose stated main interest is "eating bugs."

Using all caps often denotes great anger, insanity, or mere stupidity.

About what one might expect from an individual whose stated main interest is "eating bugs."

Lol, well back on topic. I find it hard to believe in the god portrayed by Christianity.

But ultimately, I still believe in an all-knowing, loving entity. He just exists outside this horrid dimension.

***** ***** ***** ************

please, i poop in your cereal - no more of that.

EDIT: Shut the fuck up you fucking moron. Where does it state that I cannot say that god jerked me off and that I came on his face?

Word:
If you post this again, you will be infracted.

If you want to test that, feel free to do so.

I doubt most of us would fit in.

Word:
If you post this again, you will be infracted.

If you want to test that, feel free to do so.

Give me an explanation.

^Fine--just keep pushing it, Nimrod, and you'll be pooping in your own cereal.

Give me an explanation.

Explanation: Pointless, lewd, irrelevant posts don't belong in here. If you continue posting like that in this forum after being asked not to, you will be infracted.

I made jackketch aware of this nuisance, and he agrees that it is infractable, and pointed me to a post made by Zok outlining how to deal with this kind of thing.

Any other questions?