View Full Version : It is clear that english was invented by crazy people
Just think about it, all the languages that derive from latin alphabet, have also normlal letters spelling and pronunciating. The only language that has the spelling of latin letters are all fucked up, is the English language.
As you know, in ancient times people were not questioning the authority, whatewer their mental state was.
So it is clear, that for some very unluky reason, the people responsable for written english language without any logic reason have created a wrong spelling for the latin letters.
Even after the democratic revolution in USA, the people responsable for throwing out the english forom America, didn't cared too much to create a new logic american language with the correct letters spelling.
Doesn' it bother you to live and use the wrong spelling for letters that all other latin countries are using in correct way?
Slave of the Beast
2008-01-18, 19:25
Just think about it, all the languages that derive from latin alphabet, have also normlal letters spelling and pronunciating. The only language that has the spelling of latin letters all fucked up, is the English language.
I have little idea what you're blithering on about, but I'd like to point out that English is a Germanic, not a Romance, language.
ArmsMerchant
2008-01-18, 21:23
^Yeah, the irony of such a post rife with spelling and usage errors is enormous.
But blame William the Conqueror if you must. The Norman Conquest resulted in the first great influx of Romance words into English, and eventually the dichotomy between Anglo-Saxon words being considered vulgar and Latinate words being acceptable--"fuck" versus "fornicate," for instance.
Pesonally, I think this richness is what makes English the best language for writing prose--and the most challenging for writing poetry.
^Yeah, the irony of such a post rife with spelling and usage errors is enormous.
But blame William the Conqueror if you must. The Norman Conquest resulted in the first great influx of Romance words into English, and eventually the dichotomy between Anglo-Saxon words being considered vulgar and Latinate words being acceptable--"fuck" versus "fornicate," for instance.
Pesonally, I think this richness is what makes English the best language for writing prose--and the most challenging for writing poetry.
Well it is worldwide aknowledged that english i sth ebest language ofr rock & roll lyrics. When you hear a rock song it makes you feel cool becous eof the pronunciation.
But if you are using the english spelling as everyday written langualge, it can create certain disturbance insid eyour brain, as your brain is constantly wondering why the sounds of th eletters are not equal to thei rwritings.
The most horrible thing for a brain is to see that while you write one letter it can have dual spelling sounds.
Without Trying
2008-01-20, 23:19
Is your horrendous spelling on purpose, or accidental?
And no, there are no 'disturbances inside my brain'; I read words, I comprehend words, and never wonder why "the sounds of th eletters are not equal to thei rwritings". Perhaps you just suck at English.
English might be retarded, but the people who speak it rule the world.
Without Trying
2008-01-21, 01:56
English might be retarded, but the people who speak it rule the world.
Damn straight.
British empire + American cultural influence = dominance for the English language.
niggersexual
2008-01-22, 23:28
The spellings of the words don't matter to fluent readers because words are recognized by the word as a whole rather than sequentially contemplating each letter.
Damn straight.
British empire + American cultural influence = dominance for the English language.
British/American/Canadian/Australian high five!
Without Trying
2008-01-23, 01:15
British/American/Canadian/Australian high five!
Who can forget barbecues and bagged milk :p.
Anglosphere ftw.
Social Junker
2008-01-24, 03:58
So it is clear, that for some very unluky reason, the people responsable for written english language without any logic reason have created a wrong spelling for the latin letters.
This can all be corrected by Nooalf (http://www.nooalf.com/). However, it looks like verbal diarrhea to me.
ZX Diet Pepsi
2008-01-25, 00:22
I have little idea what you're blithering on about, but I'd like to point out that English is a Germanic, not a Romance, language.
It's actually some of both. That's why it seems fucked up to the majority of non-English speaking people.
niggersexual
2008-01-25, 00:33
Negative. English is a Germanic language. It just incorporates so many Latin derivatives that Romantic words make up the majority of the English lexicon.
WTF are idots or what? Do you have any idea whta the fuck i am talking about?
I am talking about th espelling, one letter - one word. English is the only latin based language that has the spelling of th eletters all fucked up.ù
What the fuck german has to do with th efucked up spelling?
German is anormla language, as other latin based languages, it has a normla pspelling for any letter.
Eglish is THE ONLY LANGUAGE that has the spelling made by crazy people.
What I am talking about is that the latin alphabet was allready perfect, that's why all the pother latin languages adopted the alphabet and the spelling.
English people were all living on a fucking island, they didn't had a chance to talk wiht other europenas, and they had a fucking crazy asshoel, who changed all the spelling.
What the fuck is so fucking hard to get?
ENGLISH HAS A FUCKED UP SPELLING; IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE IN WHOLE EUROPE.
This can all be corrected by Nooalf (http://www.nooalf.com/). However, it looks like verbal diarrhea to me.
I think this was made by an obvious asshole, not just by a simple asshole, but a very rare type of a hugely fucked yo asshole. IT is even worst than usual english.
Tacit_Attack
2008-02-01, 18:24
Ingles no es fonetica, pero francés no es tampoco.
¡Epañol y italiano PET!
Without Trying
2008-02-01, 18:54
WTF are idots or what? Do you have any idea whta the fuck i am talking about?
Only barely; your English sucks. Perhaps that's why you're complaining so much about the language.
Although looking through your post history, I have concluded that you're trolling.
ILL-Kayda
2008-02-28, 10:56
tomb
bomb
comb
good
food
cow
tow
go
do
why are these pronounced differently?
then you have shit like
read
read-past tense
mouse- mice
louse- lice
house- houses
wolf- wolves
elf-elves
milf- milves????
tomb
bomb
comb
good
food
cow
tow
go
do
why are these pronounced differently?
then you have shit like
read
read-past tense
mouse- mice
louse- lice
house- houses
wolf- wolves
elf-elves
milf- milves????
Hey buddy, you don't have to go this far, you just need to hear how europeans start lauthing their asses off when they hear the pronounciation of the english alphabet.
You see, if you were not raped by english alphabet at school, and your brain is still capable of coherent grammar, then english is evidently all fucked.
static_void
2008-03-08, 12:25
Anglosphere ftw.
We really are great, aren't we.
harry_hardcore_hoedown
2008-03-08, 14:20
You mean the English?
Social Junker
2008-03-10, 18:31
Among others. Let's not forget those groups that contributed after the Anglo-Saxons made landfall: The Norse, French, and indigenous Celtic groups. English sure is a hodgepodge of stuff!
PrimusBoy
2008-03-11, 03:15
In answer to your question, the spelling of this language drives me Bugfuck Crazy.
Its OK for me, I've had a while to get used to it but it makes it harder than it should be to learn other, related languages and i pity anybody who needs to learn ours.
The spellings of the words don't matter to fluent readers because words are recognized by the word as a whole rather than sequentially contemplating each letter.
Actually, i beleve that has to do with how you learn to read, and also is more common in the male of the species. I don't remember where i got that tidbid, so it could be wrong.