View Full Version : Feb 16. KIMBO vs TANK ABBOTT!
The Death Monkey
2008-01-19, 09:24
Thats right, February 16th, KIMBO SLICE vs DAVID "TANK" ABBOTT!
Fights in Miami in the EliteXC.
Looks like its going to be a good one. This fight is probably going to be bigger than the allies vs nazis in WW2. Seriously.
sweet, but I really don't see how this is news of the world...I don't really see where this could fit in so I'll move it to SG
Crack Man
2008-01-19, 10:04
I just want to see Kimbo lose finally, i know he lost to that cop but I want to see a real fighter kick his ass.
i know he lost to that cop.
He lost to a cop? Got a vid? Anyway, you're so right, I wanna see him lose too. He's such a arrogant little bitch. He needs to get a serious asswooping.
He lost to a cop? Got a vid? Anyway, you're so right, I wanna see him lose too. He's such a arrogant little bitch. He needs to get a serious asswooping.
I know its somewhere on killsometime.com, I watched it in school ages back (I think).
Also this is a sport -> GT :cool:
Crack Man
2008-01-19, 10:17
He lost to a cop? Got a vid? Anyway, you're so right, I wanna see him lose too. He's such a arrogant little bitch. He needs to get a serious asswooping.
Heres the cops wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Gannon_%28fighter%29
heres the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJF5cKz2Vc
DonJabronyo
2008-01-19, 10:53
Lol only reason kimbo lost to that cop is because he gassed. Just compare kimbo's face to that cop's face after the fight. Power, strength, kimbo has it all. If tank doesn't get the KO early, he's in for some serious trouble. Bet the house on kimbo, folks.
haha, Kimbo got his ass handed to him! And why did his pimp keep stepping in? Doesn't anything go in a streetfight?
BTW, I'm pretty sure that when Kimbo goes against the tank, he's gonna get his ass handed to him, I mean, The tank has got more experiance, he's actually got skills, and he's been trained proffesionaly. He doesn't stand a chance.
Did you notice that Kimbo had so much trouble when Gannon had him in that headlock the first minute or so of the fight and his pimp had to come in between saying "it's not fair" or some shit. Kimbo doesn't know how to handle grappling. Seriously, Kimbo is gonna lose so bad, it's gonna be funny.
haha, Kimbo got his ass handed to him! And why did his pimp keep stepping in? Doesn't anything go in a streetfight?
BTW, I'm pretty sure that when Kimbo goes against the tank, he's gonna get his ass handed to him, I mean, The tank has got more experiance, he's actually got skills, and he's been trained proffesionaly. He doesn't stand a chance.
Did you notice that Kimbo had so much trouble when Gannon had him in that headlock the first minute or so of the fight and his pimp had to come in between saying "it's not fair" or some shit. Kimbo doesn't know how to handle grappling. Seriously, Kimbo is gonna lose so bad, it's gonna be funny.
You really are completely clueless.
Do you even know who's training Kimbo? The fact that you'd compare Kimbo in his fight against Gannon before he started fighting professionally to Kimbo now is a complete joke, he doesn't know how to handle grappling? He's being trained by Bas fucking Rutten! Did you even see his fight against Ray Mercer? I promise you, he will murder Tank Abbott. (Also this belongs in Go Team)
Well...I don't really follow Kimbo...but Bass Rutten is really good. How long has he been training with him?
and I just don't like Kimbo...He's too much show and so full of himself...
Well...I don't really follow Kimbo...but Bass Rutten is really good. How long has he been training with him?
and I just don't like Kimbo...He's too much show and so full of himself...
Back in September he started training in prep for his first MMA fight. I saw a vid of him grappling and doing kicks and he looked like ultra dangerous. Kimboslice needs to be cloned, or atleast keep his DNA somewhere for future generations.
I predict Kimbo will win. Kimbo has better boxing skills, Tank just benchpresses like 600 pounds and uses his power to throw swinging bombs. Tank is a good enough wrestler to take him to the ground, but he's an arrogant fucker so he'll try to brawl with Kimbo and get picked apart by Kimbo's boxing.
Now Frank Mir vs Brock Lesnar is what I'm really looking forward to. I don't know who will win. But I hope all the pro wrestling fanboys will watch it and go home crying.
The Death Monkey
2008-01-20, 06:36
haha, Kimbo got his ass handed to him! And why did his pimp keep stepping in? Doesn't anything go in a streetfight?
BTW, I'm pretty sure that when Kimbo goes against the tank, he's gonna get his ass handed to him, I mean, The tank has got more experiance, he's actually got skills, and he's been trained proffesionaly. He doesn't stand a chance.
Did you notice that Kimbo had so much trouble when Gannon had him in that headlock the first minute or so of the fight and his pimp had to come in between saying "it's not fair" or some shit. Kimbo doesn't know how to handle grappling. Seriously, Kimbo is gonna lose so bad, it's gonna be funny.
That fight was from a while ago, Kimbo's been training in MMA and has a fairly good teacher too. I'm 95% sure he's just going to rape Tank. He's younger, stronger, harder, and has a better win/lose ratio than Tank. Then again, Tank is a hard fucking hitter, its just that he gets winded so fast. He's out of gas way before the other guy is most of the time, and sometimes wins just by a lucky punch.
I'd put $200 on Kimbo winning, and $200 on it being in the second round.
Chinese Food52
2008-01-20, 07:35
Since no one else posted it... here is the video covering the fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfysg6QSlo0
he ate ray mercer and bo cantrell alive.
Bet the house on kimbo, folks.
5char
my god, I just saw the two UFC fights he did...and yes, now that I've seen those...he's got a very good chance I'd say.
Mufasa09
2008-01-22, 01:46
This is what is going to happen:
The staredown Tank and Kimbo will stare deep into eachother's eyes and get all hyped up. Then the bell will ring and Kimbo will rush out like a shitty nigger and Tank will be expecting this and Tank will own him.
Kimbo needs more pro fights before he can really be judged as a good/bad fighter.
Chronic The Hedgehog
2008-01-22, 02:30
This is what is going to happen:
The staredown Tank and Kimbo will stare deep into eachother's eyes and get all hyped up. Then the bell will ring and Kimbo will rush out like a shitty nigger and Tank will be expecting this, and do his best at stopping it for a couple minutes, then catch one of kimbos earthquake punches and fall and not get up, like all the other opponents
Sounds about right
Why care about this? Kimbo is a crackhead who can't fight, Tank Abbott is a fatass who can't fight. They're both terrible.
I can't believe people are getting excited about this fight.
gam3r_with_revenge
2008-01-22, 05:15
Kimbo Slice is 31 years old, weight 260lb, high 6,2ft and doas a bench press with 485lb, squat with 620lb and deadlift with 620lb
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing-videos/video/_KIHxcfQnwI/kimbo-slice-training-grappling-techniques-with-tompkins.html
facedownassup2
2008-01-22, 06:07
why dose everyone hate kimbo??
DonJabronyo
2008-01-22, 08:04
Why care about this? Kimbo is a crackhead who can't fight, Tank Abbott is a fatass who can't fight. They're both terrible.
I can't believe people are getting excited about this fight.
Kimbo's an internet sensation.
Tank was one of the first KO machines in MMA history. Have you seen his KOs? He may not have a lot of technique but he's got some serious power, man.
It's a very good matchup and makes for an interesting fight. Guaranteed fireworks, blabla Rogan quotes.
The Death Monkey
2008-01-22, 09:02
I don't care about "good" fighting technique... I just love to see a fucking violent and gruesome brawl. The bigger and meaner the two people going at it, and the more toe-to-toe action they do, the better.
I'd also like to see Kimbo fight Don Frye, at least back when Don Frye was in his prime. That is one guy that I would not want to get on their bad side.
TheMessiahComplex
2008-01-22, 18:34
Tank was one of the first KO machines in MMA history.
I'd like to emphasize that. Since 2003 Tank's record is 2-6. He was never even a good fighter back in the 90s either, he never won over any top fighters that I can remember.
I definitely wouldn't pay to see this fight but if it shows up online I'd probably watch. And if I was going to bet on it I'd put my money on kimbo.
great_sage=heaven
2008-01-25, 01:24
Kimbo's not the same fighter he was before he started mma and training the Rutten. In fact, from his last two fights, it seems pretty clear he'll make more of an impact in mma than Sean Gannon, and would probably beat Gannons ass in a rematch. Tank is old, and like someone said before, isn't a good fighter anymore, hell he was never a great fighter, entertaining and pretty good at his height, but not great. That said, I could still see Kimbo getting caught and ko'd, but I really don't think its likely.
Kimbo ftw
why did his pimp keep stepping in? Doesn't anything go in a streetfight? No. There were rules, and Gannon repeatedly broke them.
The Death Monkey
2008-01-25, 07:51
I hope they at least last a couple of rounds toe-to-toe. I hope it doesn't turn into a fat-ass grapple match. Grappling is only cool to watch if its people small and limber enough to pull it off without looking like a chunky dumbass in the process.
Get two beasts like Kimbo and Tank together, its much more entertaining to watch them fight toe-to-toe and just duke it out.
Volcanbaru
2008-01-27, 05:21
Why care about this? Kimbo is a crackhead who can't fight, Tank Abbott is a fatass who can't fight. They're both terrible.
I can't believe people are getting excited about this fight.
How would you know he's a crackhead?
twinrage
2008-01-27, 13:03
Kimbo Slice is 31 years old, weight 260lb, high 6,2ft and doas a bench press with 485lb, squat with 620lb and deadlift with 620lb
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing-videos/video/_KIHxcfQnwI/kimbo-slice-training-grappling-techniques-with-tompkins.html
Nice lifting stats, that's one strong dude, but lifting means fuck all, Abbott has benched 600lb in his time...
courtesy_flusher
2008-01-27, 22:44
I hope they at least last a couple of rounds toe-to-toe. I hope it doesn't turn into a fat-ass grapple match. Grappling is only cool to watch if its people small and limber enough to pull it off without looking like a chunky dumbass in the process.
Get two beasts like Kimbo and Tank together, its much more entertaining to watch them fight toe-to-toe and just duke it out.
haha watch this shit
http://www.mmatko.com/butterbean-vs-zuluzinho-fight-video-pride-34-kamikaze/
The Death Monkey
2008-01-27, 23:41
haha watch this shit
http://www.mmatko.com/butterbean-vs-zuluzinho-fight-video-pride-34-kamikaze/
That was an OK video. But meh... seen better face-to-knuckle ratio fights.
I wish they'd bring back roman boxing... where two guys sit facing each other and are held down to their respective benches. Then they proceed to just wail on each other until they other guy was dead.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/662038/kimbo_trains_wth_bas_rutten/
ROFL GOOD LUCK
kimbo is beast as fuck.
Before the Opiate
2008-02-13, 06:45
I don't care about "good" fighting technique... I just love to see a fucking violent and gruesome brawl. The bigger and meaner the two people going at it, and the more toe-to-toe action they do, the better.
you sir are exactly what is wrong with the fans watching mma .i bet you would boo two great fighters even if it was a chess match on the ground just because you have no idea what you are watching. you're just another drunk screaming for blood.if you wanna watch two dudes stand toe to toe and beat the hell outta each others faces go watch boxing.
this fight really isn't a big fight as far as the mma world is involved. there are many other better fighters in the heavyweight division.the only reason this fight is getting so much hype is because tank name...but he is a has been and is gonna get his ass kicked tanks day was over the moment mma evolved into the sport it is today. the day of the 1-dimensional knockout fighter is over.
The Death Monkey
2008-02-13, 11:15
you sir are exactly what is wrong with the fans watching mma .i bet you would boo two great fighters even if it was a chess match on the ground just because you have no idea what you are watching. you're just another drunk screaming for blood.if you wanna watch two dudes stand toe to toe and beat the hell outta each others faces go watch boxing.
this fight really isn't a big fight as far as the mma world is involved. there are many other better fighters in the heavyweight division.the only reason this fight is getting so much hype is because tank name...but he is a has been and is gonna get his ass kicked tanks day was over the moment mma evolved into the sport it is today. the day of the 1-dimensional knockout fighter is over.
I'm not "whats wrong" with anything. I don't participate in martial arts. I just have a good and healthy blood lust.
Infact, my personal favorite fighter is Royce Gracie (in the 90's). I know what I'm watching on the ground, it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out what you're seeing.
BTW, I love boxing too. I love all forms of fighting, aside from wrestling (pro or real).
I know Tank and Kimbo aren't big names in the MMA world, but thats not the point. The point is, Kimbos a mean son of a bitch with a mean fucking punch. Tank, well we've all seen what kind of hurt he can lay down on people. He sent one guy into a seizure. I'm excited about the fight because this is like two giants battling it out.
great_sage=heaven
2008-02-17, 01:42
True.
apsco_giant
2008-02-17, 01:43
kimbos gonna knock tanks drunk, arrogant ass the fuck out
WHAT HAPPEND WHO WON i got fucking smashed in a few hours and forgot about it.
apsco_giant
2008-02-17, 10:14
kimbo fucked tank up, he fucking owned, im sure you'll see it on youtube tomorrow
Volcanbaru
2008-02-17, 17:50
Imagine if Kimbo got Tank with that upper cut(kimbo missed his last punch)...
Cellophane_Man
2008-02-17, 21:41
I'm sure you're all capable of finding this shit yourself, but here you go anyway:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c46_1203260260
courtesy_flusher
2008-02-17, 23:28
That was an OK video. But meh... seen better face-to-knuckle ratio fights.
I wish they'd bring back roman boxing... where two guys sit facing each other and are held down to their respective benches. Then they proceed to just wail on each other until they other guy was dead.
Uh actually I was talkign about the fact that it was two giant fatasses grappling. You had mentioned grappling was only fun when it was small limber guys and I thought a video of 2 beached whales involved in a kimura was pretty hilarious.
Mufasa09
2008-02-20, 02:48
I was surprised/disappointed. I really thought Kimbo was just a brawler with some luck.
The Death Monkey
2008-02-20, 06:15
I was surprised/disappointed. I really thought Kimbo was just a brawler with some luck.
I'm telling you, Kimbos a tough son of a bitch. Its like he has a fucking health cheat like in Mortal Kombat or some shit. He just out lasts the competition. He's like fucking Energizer.
I'm 90% sure he'd get murdered with someone that could really grapple well though. Even with his training schedule and all... Kimbo is still a big dumb slow nigger. Put him in the ring with a Royce Gracie from the 90's and it would be over before it even started.
DonJabronyo
2008-02-20, 22:54
I'm telling you, Kimbos a tough son of a bitch. Its like he has a fucking health cheat like in Mortal Kombat or some shit. He just out lasts the competition. He's like fucking Energizer.
I'm 90% sure he'd get murdered with someone that could really grapple well though. Even with his training schedule and all... Kimbo is still a big dumb slow nigger. Put him in the ring with a Royce Gracie from the 90's and it would be over before it even started.
Hahaha. Royce Gracie? Maybe in the 90's when JJ was exclusive of MMA. Even then, I think Kimbo would have murdered him.
Kimbo's a good heavy weight, right up there with the UFC's low -medium tier HWs. I mean, did you see Eddie Sanchez and that Australian guy fight? LOL. Kimbo would beat those bitches.
FuckedintheHead
2008-02-21, 06:29
Well...I don't really follow Kimbo...but Bass Rutten is really good. How long has he been training with him?
and I just don't like Kimbo...He's too much show and so full of himself...
You really don't know shit, do you?
It is BAS rutten, not BASS, like the fish.
You pronounce it like "boss" rutten.
I'm telling you, Kimbos a tough son of a bitch. Its like he has a fucking health cheat like in Mortal Kombat or some shit. He just out lasts the competition. He's like fucking Energizer.
I'm 90% sure he'd get murdered with someone that could really grapple well though. Even with his training schedule and all... Kimbo is still a big dumb slow nigger. Put him in the ring with a Royce Gracie from the 90's and it would be over before it even started.
What competition? He has yet to fight ANYONE who could be considered real competition! Nobody even close.
The Death Monkey
2008-02-21, 08:52
What competition? He has yet to fight ANYONE who could be considered real competition! Nobody even close.
I thought Tank Abbott was a pretty good match up... well not really, Kimbo totally schooled his old ass.
facedownassup2
2008-02-21, 17:28
I thought Tank Abbott was a pretty good match up... well not really, Kimbo totally schooled his old ass.
tank abbott is a terrible fighter. Im glad Kimbo won that fight. Now totse, tell me why you hate kimbo??
The Death Monkey
2008-02-21, 17:55
tank abbott is a terrible fighter. Im glad Kimbo won that fight. Now totse, tell me why you hate kimbo??
I don't hate Kimbo, I fucking love that grizzly nigger.
Leon2006
2008-02-21, 19:06
You're all a bunch of fucking idiots watching that low quality youtube shit, watch it on stage6.com stupid noobs.
XeNobiTe
2008-02-22, 21:22
Heres the cops wiki:
heres the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJF5cKz2Vc
Seriously, everyone in that video should've been shot right there at the spot. All those "people" are a disgrace to humanity. What a bunch of retard.