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swissblade
2008-02-24, 18:36
Yep..

we in hinduism have 33 million gods.. other religions have barely few..

some include only one (haha)

bring it on!!!

truckfixr
2008-02-24, 18:41
I don't believe that you really have 33 million gods.

What are all of their names?

swissblade
2008-02-24, 18:42
do a google search on hinduism and their 33 million gods..

you get a list too..

willancs
2008-02-24, 19:16
I thought that they were all sposed to be avatars of one god, Brahman (spelling?)??? Am i wrong?

shitty wok
2008-02-24, 19:56
So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of :rolleyes:

willancs
2008-02-24, 20:10
So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of :rolleyes:

lulz @ silly indians

Graemy
2008-02-24, 21:49
So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of :rolleyes:

At least they are visually entertaining. Who cares about some old guy. A 34 breasted woman is what I'm looking for in a god.

-ScreamingElectron-
2008-02-24, 22:24
Also, their male gods have HUGE dongs.

---Beany---
2008-02-24, 23:13
I thought that they were all sposed to be avatars of one god, Brahman (spelling?)??? Am i wrong?

Nope you're right.
All hindu gods are different facets of the one god.

MilkAndInnards
2008-02-25, 03:53
I have lots of Gods too. Although I can't be bothered counting. Plus heaps of mine are war Gods and warriors.

Ba-ring it, biatch!

Molosh
2008-02-25, 04:31
Too bad none of your gods exist. :mad:

Issue313
2008-02-25, 14:10
My goddess will summon zombies to eat your gods

http://www.sacred-texts.com/ane/ishtar.htm
If thou openest not the gate to let me enter,
I will break the door, I will wrench the lock,
I will smash the door-posts, I will force the doors.
I will bring up the dead to eat the living.
And the dead will outnumber the living."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar

wolfy_9005
2008-02-25, 14:13
lol.
my imagination would shit on all your gods.

god's dont exist, your all just paranoid-delusionals who have imaginary friends and call him "god"

Issue313
2008-02-25, 14:54
lol.
my imagination would shit on all your gods.

god's dont exist, your all just paranoid-delusionals who have imaginary friends and call him "god"

Wow. You are such a f****** rebel!

Do your parents know how awesomely cool you are?

Graemy
2008-02-25, 16:23
Wow. You are such a f****** rebel!

Do your parents know how awesomely cool you are?

I bet he smokes and wears leather jackets.

swissblade
2008-02-25, 18:19
Dude just because of your ignorance you dont know god. One day you will realise..

and when u do i advice you to look at hinduism...

BrokeProphet
2008-02-25, 20:31
May Zeus take your eyes!

Graemy
2008-02-25, 20:52
...and Thor crush your head!

shitty wok
2008-02-25, 22:39
Dude just because of your ignorance you dont know god. One day you will realise..

and when u do i advice you to look at http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/new_mexico/fsm.jpg

ramen...

godfather89
2008-02-26, 20:51
Yep..

we in hinduism have 33 million gods.. other religions have barely few..

some include only one (haha)

bring it on!!!

*British Accent* My good sir... The western world has a hard time trying to grasp the existence of the metaphysical let alone anything that exists within it, why bother starting this topic? *British Accent*

Kykeon
2008-02-27, 04:23
Nope you're right.
All hindu gods are different facets of the one god.

Well, some Hindu's believe this. The thing about Hinduism is that it isn't really a cohesive religion with a set dogma and belief system in the way western religions are. It's more of a loose association of cults that anything else. So while some Hindus would agree with the multifaceted God, others would scoff at the idea.

JesuitArtiste
2008-02-27, 13:31
*British Accent* My good sir... The western world has a hard time trying to grasp the existence of the metaphysical let alone anything that exists within it, why bother starting this topic? *British Accent*

:(

5char

ArmsMerchant
2008-02-28, 20:38
[QUOTE=Kykeon;9658976]Well, some Hindu's believe this. QUOTE]

I would say, yes, the more highly evolved ones do.

Just as some unevolved Christians seem to think that God hates gays,a notion that is clearly heretical, if not blasphemous.