What form of Christianity is closest to what the Bible teaches and doesn't add their own stuff to it and allows the priests/ministers to have sex?

Cybercatholicism (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=cybercatholicism&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)

OK, that doesn't exist, but wouldn't it be cool if it did.

I'd also like to start my own Church of Hyperscientology.

What form of Christianity is closest to what the Bible teaches and doesn't add their own stuff to it and allows the priests/ministers to have sex?

Westboro Baptist Church... They do everything from hating fags, to saying jesus loves you, to proclaiming just how "sinful" you really are. Yep unless, were to talk about non-literalist bible readers in which case well, I am not so sure.

Given that the Bible is rife with contradictions, I don't think there is any such thing.

Nah, WBC (Westboro Baptist Church) does it all... Yet at the end of the day managed to convince themselves that there practicing what Christ said in the Bible itself.

What form of Christianity is closest to what the Bible teaches and doesn't add their own stuff to it and allows the priests/ministers to have sex?

How about this......do what you want to do, and don't plead with an unprovable absentee supernatural being.

Be atheist, and if you are still worried you will go to hell, take a chance and just do a deathbed confession FTW.

Eastern Orthodox. They're like Catholics except without the history, or the pope. They were the other half of the Great Schism.