View Full Version : You're single, sexually active, and ready for an experience and an adventure..
FireWire
2008-04-15, 07:16
Which country will travel and vacation to?...
For myself, I'm thinking...
Sweden, Venezuela or Moscow; I hear they have the most beautiful women in the world, and I want to try something new and way different than the US; I'm starting to get bored of women around here!
If anyone has been to one of these places, let us know. It'd be great to hear how your trip was... unless you know a better place? By all means share it, even if it's shitty.
I'm actually planning on a trip soon, and ha-ha, I will post 'pics' so hopefully [some of] you can crawl out of your caves and see it for yourself.
Ed Lister
2008-04-15, 07:28
Thailand.
Fucking duh
Archimedes_Soul
2008-04-15, 08:48
anywhere poor, whores cost less and do more for you.
why not Singapore, then you can go to Four Floors of Whores.
if there's a better name for a brothel i've never heard it
asdfghasdfgh
2008-04-15, 21:50
Sweden. Its a sport.
Sweden. Its a sport.
Haven't actually been there, but based on what others have told me it's a bit dull and expensive. Apparently the girls aren't that easy-going either.
Thailand or somewhere in Eastern Europe is probably your best bet. Or maybe even Amsterdam, but it's getting a bit cliche and lacking on the adventure side of things.
Apparently Riga (Latvia) is an up'n'coming city and is worth checking out. The night life is meant to be absolutely fantastic. Cheap too.
Again, I will state that Cuba is the destination you are looking for. The night life there is going to be as cheap as anywhere else in the world, if you do it right. At the same time, the Cuban people know how to have a good time and whether it be reggeaton or salsa or whatever else is on the agenda, there will always be some sort of festival/place to party.
And if its sex you're looking for, I can't imagine a better destination. The woman will be throwing themselves at you the second you step off the plane, to the point where it gets quite annoying actually. Prostitution is really big down there, and if that is your thing, then go for it... but not all of the girls that will approach you are prostitutes, par se. They're just girls looking to go party in ways that their budget could never afford. A nice dinner, a couple of drinks, perhaps entrance to one of the clubs, and next thing you know they'll be returning the favor.
I guess thats one benefit of Castro's ration cards... the girls are all slim and beautiful! :P
MarcusAurelius
2008-04-20, 21:54
Try Ibiza, Spain, insane fucking partying there, expensive, but insane. Or Berlin during Love Parade.
Try Ibiza, Spain, insane fucking partying there, expensive, but insane. Or Berlin during Love Parade.
Ibiza lost it's edge quite some while back. Expect over-commercialised bullsiht with lots of drunk Brits.
The rave scene has apparently relocated to Iceland.
Tamerlane
2008-04-21, 19:56
Apparently Riga (Latvia) is an up'n'coming city and is worth checking out. The night life is meant to be absolutely fantastic. Cheap too.
Damn, to be honest, the last thing we need is more of you cunt sex tourists(not that I'm saying you are one of them). They piss on our Freedom Monument(which is kind pretty fucking dear to us, y'know?), some cunt Spaniards ripped down and trampled and burned and threw our flag in the Daugava(a river), and it's getting annoying to be hearing English and Latvian spoken more than Latvian on the streets of Riga, especially the Old Town part.
That said, I suppose we aren't entirely faultless. A lot of the younger women here are quite the whores, looking for money money money and Dolce Gabbana and Gucci and Prada and rich Italians and Britons to squeeze money out of. Revelling in the post-Communist Latvia, because now it has gotten much better. Can't say I really blame them, though, most people don't get paid enough at all here. There are still low wages, high inflation. That sort of shite. And I guess it is somewhat good for the economy, y'know? All those tourists, fucking and sucking and getting ripped off like hell in bars and nightclubs.
Protip - if you ever come here, don't piss on the Freedom Monument(you'll know it when you see it) - there have been a few cases of that, all of them Britons, and lately the penalties have been getting much harsher. Not to mention there might be neo-Nazi skinhead nationalists hanging around there, and you don't want to get caught between their boots. A friend of mine had a great time sleeping in a hospital bed for two months after they nearly killed him.
But yes, it is cheap and lively and small enough to not get lost. Oh, and another tip - make sure to confirm very clearly and exactly how much something - a drink, a "chat" with a girl at a nightclub, whatever - cost. Unwitting tourists have been presented with extravagant bills for just a few drinks. So be careful out there.