ArmsMerchant
2008-04-18, 20:08
When I first came to Alaska, my wife and I lived in this crummy old trailer with no electricity. We heated with a wood stove, and used propane for cooking and illumination. Two big propane tanks were outside, but we used a five-gallon tank in the tiny living room (the trailer was only 8 feet wide) with a gadget up top with a mantle.
Once, when she was Outside, the tank ran out, so I took it to the local general store, got it filled, and went to hook it back up. Unbeknownst to me, I had cross-threaded the fittings, and when I opened the valve, propane flooded the area. When it got to the pilot light on the stove, it fucking exploded. WhOOMP! It blew out one of the kitchen windows and set fire to a bunch of stuff in the living room. I managed to toss everything outside that was on fire, and just beat out the flames on the sofa. I sustained some burns on my hands, but that was it, except for a fierce adrenalin rush.
BTW, that movie stuff--shoot a propane tank and it explodes--just doesn't happen. They even get the color of the flames wrong--propane burns blue. Shoot a propane tank and it just leaks. The gas has to be confined in order for it to actually explode, and as explosions go, it isn't that much of a big deal.
Once, when she was Outside, the tank ran out, so I took it to the local general store, got it filled, and went to hook it back up. Unbeknownst to me, I had cross-threaded the fittings, and when I opened the valve, propane flooded the area. When it got to the pilot light on the stove, it fucking exploded. WhOOMP! It blew out one of the kitchen windows and set fire to a bunch of stuff in the living room. I managed to toss everything outside that was on fire, and just beat out the flames on the sofa. I sustained some burns on my hands, but that was it, except for a fierce adrenalin rush.
BTW, that movie stuff--shoot a propane tank and it explodes--just doesn't happen. They even get the color of the flames wrong--propane burns blue. Shoot a propane tank and it just leaks. The gas has to be confined in order for it to actually explode, and as explosions go, it isn't that much of a big deal.