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OneMestizo
2008-05-20, 02:52
*salutes*

XiPPiLLi
2008-05-20, 02:54
If any officers actually decide (I HIGHLY doubt it) to come see this forum, I'll go crazy.

E: Also, I'd advise against actually posting your last name.

Well, even though most of Totse already knows it.

Personally, I'll stick with rank and base. ;)

toolow
2008-05-20, 03:01
Third post

vazilizaitsev89
2008-05-20, 03:55
what inspired the creation of this forum?

anon99989
2008-05-20, 05:49
And why not a gay forum?

DaGuru
2008-05-20, 06:43
And why not a gay forum?

They sure as fuck couldn't have come up with a gayer title, could they? My fuckin god that is awful. Ya can almost see them singing Koom-buy-ahhhh roasting weenies with their emphasis on the "together" aspect. Awwww, ain't it cute?

As for the origination of this nonsense?


http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2119907

That is one for the Totse archives if there ever was one. If there was ever a question about the adminning team's competency around here, that one certainly sealed the deal. Pretty appropriate too that the faggot Acidmelt would come in after hiding for literally MONTHS, and then close it like the clown that he is.

Gotta love the irony on that note. One of the biggest pussy pacifists on all of Totse, ALWAYS running from a fight......goes and puts his little admin buttons to work, and now here we are with this little turdling faggotry of "togetherness".

Too bad they didn't have a poll in naming this place, huh? :)

Trueborn Vorpal
2008-05-20, 11:58
*salutes*

Assuming you aren't just posting for the sake of posting, what country and branch or militia are you a part of?

LuKaZz420
2008-05-20, 14:56
Assuming you aren't just posting for the sake of posting, what country and branch or militia are you a part of?

The 24th mexican expeditionary corps, heard they've been raising all kind of hell near the Rio Grande, they're rolling over the border like Rommell's tank divisions did in France.

Slave of the Beast
2008-05-20, 16:30
They sure as fuck couldn't have come up with a gayer title, could they? My fuckin god that is awful. Ya can almost see them singing Koom-buy-ahhhh roasting weenies with their emphasis on the "together" aspect. Awwww, ain't it cute?

Agreed, it is indeed the most gag-inducing forum title I've seen so far.

jackketch
2008-05-20, 16:57
Agreed, it is indeed the most gag-inducing forum title I've seen so far.

Yeah the title's bad, painfully so even, but have you actually read the words underneath?!

It almost reads like Xip was worried an officer might just stumble by...

All its missing is the DOD Seal Of Approval.

Hell, I'm embarrassed for the soldiers posting here and I didn't think I would ever say that.

DaGuru
2008-05-20, 17:26
Agreed, it is indeed the most gag-inducing forum title I've seen so far.

Seriously folks, and this ain't just ragging on people for the sake of ragging on them. Its like every time I click the words "Together we serve" I feel a little gayer. When you read words on a screen and there is that little voice narrating in your head.....it truly is painful/gag inducing hearing and reading it. By the end of the week and all of those clicks its gonna have a flaming lisp attached to it.

sybil
2008-05-20, 17:27
You must be the most angry person I've ever seen, seriously.

DaGuru
2008-05-20, 17:35
You must be the most accurate person I've ever seen, seriously.

Fixed.

But really Sybil....do YOU think the name of this forum rolls off of your tounge or is appropriate for the content it supposedly will generate?

BTW, might I suggest Sybil.....if you want to engage in a flame fest with me, lets take it to B & M, ok? We wouldn't want to taint the new forum with senseless drama, just as the amniotic goo is drying from its wings as it attempts to fly free on its own from the nest. Lets give the poor little guy a fighting chance, shall we.......isn't that at least the FAIR thing to do at this point?

Rev Ziggy
2008-05-20, 17:45
For someone who distastes this forum so much, you sure do seem to be doing a lot of posting.

If it pains you to even click on the title, then why click?

sybil
2008-05-20, 18:56
BTW, might I suggest Sybil.....if you want to engage in a flame fest with me, lets take it to B & M, ok? We wouldn't want to taint the new forum with senseless drama, just as the amniotic goo is drying from its wings as it attempts to fly free on its own from the nest. Lets give the poor little guy a fighting chance, shall we.......isn't that at least the FAIR thing to do at this point?

There you go again, what anger. And you didn't fix what I said, you broke it... I've just never seen you make a post without anger and pain in it...Is there something you wanna talk about? Some bottled up feelings or something? I'm beeing serious here.

jackketch
2008-05-20, 19:04
There you go again, what anger. And you didn't fix what I said, you broke it... I've just never seen you make a post without anger and pain in it...Is there something you wanna talk about? Some bottled up feelings or something? I'm beeing serious here.

Weird...

All I ever see in DaGuru's posts are a wicked sense of humour, biting sarcasm and an award wining turn of phrase.

But what do I know?

Excuse me, I'll go ask Alice if the dormouse said anything.

DaGuru
2008-05-20, 19:20
For someone who distastes this forum so much, you sure do seem to be doing a lot of posting.

If it pains you to even click on the title, then why click?


Funny, another poster just hating on me instead of contributing to this section. So should we all assume that you were one of the 64 thinking this place was a good idea, and this is the absolute BEST you have to offer us?

Silly me, I forgot. Law enforcement & the military often go hand-in-hand.....like 2 incestual mutant sisters. So I guess since I stepped on your toes on some level, that is why you had to respond with such an impulsive yet simplistic dig towards me?

Oh for future reference..... I like hash browns with my bacon. So what was it Rev Ziggy? Injured in the line of duty now forced behind a desk/keyboard.....or just got too fat to pass the physcial and since nepotism runs rampant in your department this is now your nice soft cushy job?????

DaGuru
2008-05-20, 19:23
There you go again, what anger. And you didn't fix what I said, you broke it... I've just never seen you make a post without anger and pain in it...Is there something you wanna talk about? Some bottled up feelings or something? I'm beeing serious here.

Sybil really...get help. It's you that has the issues if you sensed "anger" in any of the words you just quoted. Again, this is a WONDERFUL way to help out in "contributing" to this new forum. You just bleed Totse through and through...don't ya?????

Rev Ziggy
2008-05-20, 23:33
Funny, another poster just hating on me instead of contributing to this section. So should we all assume that you were one of the 64 thinking this place was a good idea, and this is the absolute BEST you have to offer us?

Silly me, I forgot. Law enforcement & the military often go hand-in-hand.....like 2 incestual mutant sisters. So I guess since I stepped on your toes on some level, that is why you had to respond with such an impulsive yet simplistic dig towards me?

Oh for future reference..... I like hash browns with my bacon. So what was it Rev Ziggy? Injured in the line of duty now forced behind a desk/keyboard.....or just got too fat to pass the physcial and since nepotism runs rampant in your department this is now your nice soft cushy job?????

lol, dude you're straight out of a comic book.

I love how you spout the most off-the-wall rhetoric and still try to take yourself seriously. If questioning you on why you would bother to dedicate so much time & energy to a place you seem to hold so much contempt for is your perception of "hating on you", then I can't do anything about it.

But I think it's funny how much you piss & moan about the state of Totse when all you do is troll Meta (apparently now this forum) and whine about how there's some vast conspiracy to *silence* the masses; you're the perfect lolcow.

I’ve made it quite known how I feel about the idea of joining the military (http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=9918337&postcount=71), the only difference is that I didn’t throw a 10 page hissy fit because other’s had a difference of opinion. If a platform for decision is causing you so much turmoil that you’re literally “turning gayer every time you click the name� then I think you have a bigger set of problems on your hands.

jackketch
2008-05-20, 23:47
But I think it's funny how much you piss & moan about the state of Totse when all you do is troll Meta (apparently now this forum) and whine about how there's some vast conspiracy to *silence* the masses; you're the perfect lolcow.


Oh dear. This is going to end in tears.

sybil
2008-05-20, 23:52
Sybil really...get help. It's you that has the issues if you sensed "anger" in any of the words you just quoted. Again, this is a WONDERFUL way to help out in "contributing" to this new forum. You just bleed Totse through and through...don't ya?????

The anger, the anger!!!!

jimany
2008-05-21, 01:38
^^^Is that supposed to be ironic? The sentence that utilizes caps lock might have been a better choice than the one with an ellipsis in the middle if you were serious.

DaGuru
2008-05-21, 01:39
The anger, the anger!!!!

The IGNORANCE, the IGNORANCE!!!

Careful there hotshot, you are now dwelling in the *Spam* area. Would hate to see you get a talking to about your "quality" on this forum.....

lol, dude you're straight out of a comic book.

I love how you spout the most off-the-wall rhetoric and still try to take yourself seriously. If questioning you on why you would bother to dedicate so much time & energy to a place you seem to hold so much contempt for is your perception of "hating on you", then I can't do anything about it.

But I think it's funny how much you piss & moan about the state of Totse when all you do is troll Meta (apparently now this forum) and whine about how there's some vast conspiracy to *silence* the masses; you're the perfect lolcow.

I’ve made it quite known how I feel about the idea of joining the military (http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=9918337&postcount=71), the only difference is that I didn’t throw a 10 page hissy fit because other’s had a difference of opinion. If a platform for decision is causing you so much turmoil that you’re literally “turning gayer every time you click the name� then I think you have a bigger set of problems on your hands.

Wow, I'm sorry you find my simple commentary in here so scathing. How about I give you a free pass for a while and I won't target any personal barbs your way until you reach acolyte status, deal?

Until then lets clarify a few misnomers on your part. The only person that is trolling Meta is himself, and that has been going on for several weeks now. I can't help it that he puts up posts that are absolute mindless lies when the whole word knows otherwise....and my only indiscretion is scoffing the loudest. So if that is the new definition of "trolling", I plead guilty as charged.

Where have I said anywhere that people are trying to "silence the masses"? Again, all I'm doing is laughing at the Keystone Kopper like atmosphere that is the style of the folks running things around here. This triage of lying incompetence known as Zok/Meta/Acidmelt is definitely jaw-droppingly funny and whimsical when you observe it with the spoof like satire they put off to the rest of the universe. Nothing here is causing me "turmoil" in any way, shape, or form.....and if you can't understand or appreciate the lulz that I'm generating and enjoying myself, then your lesser intellect ain't my problem. Deal with it.

So now do you have anything even remotely productive to add to this section of Totse, or is your role only to be the obedient little lapdog trying to earn brownie points from your masters with your futile attempts at trying to TROLL this thread?

So many bodies, so few graves.....

Anyone know where I can rent a backhoe cheap? I need to start digging 63 more holes.


Oh dear. This is going to end in tears.

Tears??? Let's hope not. Ever since Spectral busted my rib a week or so ago, I've been trying to stifle my guffaws to a dull roar. I can't afford to go to a specialist until Spectral pays the first bill as he promised, and well he hired the accounting department that shares the same email server as Zok. Need I say any more? *ouch* Ohhhhh the turmoil........

Rev Ziggy
2008-05-21, 02:38
Oh noes, free pass over.

lulz.

sybil
2008-05-21, 06:05
The IGNORANCE, the IGNORANCE!!!

Careful there hotshot, you are now dwelling in the *Spam* area. Would hate to see you get a talking to about your "quality" on this forum.....



Wow, I'm sorry you find my simple commentary in here so scathing. How about I give you a free pass for a while and I won't target any personal barbs your way until you reach acolyte status, deal?

Until then lets clarify a few misnomers on your part. The only person that is trolling Meta is himself, and that has been going on for several weeks now. I can't help it that he puts up posts that are absolute mindless lies when the whole word knows otherwise....and my only indiscretion is scoffing the loudest. So if that is the new definition of "trolling", I plead guilty as charged.

Where have I said anywhere that people are trying to "silence the masses"? Again, all I'm doing is laughing at the Keystone Kopper like atmosphere that is the style of the folks running things around here. This triage of lying incompetence known as Zok/Meta/Acidmelt is definitely jaw-droppingly funny and whimsical when you observe it with the spoof like satire they put off to the rest of the universe. Nothing here is causing me "turmoil" in any way, shape, or form.....and if you can't understand or appreciate the lulz that I'm generating and enjoying myself, then your lesser intellect ain't my problem. Deal with it.

So now do you have anything even remotely productive to add to this section of Totse, or is your role only to be the obedient little lapdog trying to earn brownie points from your masters with your futile attempts at trying to TROLL this thread?

So many bodies, so few graves.....

Anyone know where I can rent a backhoe cheap? I need to start digging 63 more holes.




Tears??? Let's hope not. Ever since Spectral busted my rib a week or so ago, I've been trying to stifle my guffaws to a dull roar. I can't afford to go to a specialist until Spectral pays the first bill as he promised, and well he hired the accounting department that shares the same email server as Zok. Need I say any more? *ouch* Ohhhhh the turmoil........

I can just see the rage growing, hilarious. And your page long rants about how this and that sucks in the wrong forum can constitute as spam too. It's not because something is long that it can't be spam. ;)

jackketch
2008-05-21, 06:33
Its worrying how many mods are describing legitimate comment as 'trolling' or 'spam'.

jimany
2008-05-21, 15:03
And your page long rants about how this and that sucks in the wrong forum can constitute as spam too. It's not because something is long that it can't be spam. ;)

Wait, I thought it had been decided spam was advertisements, and only advertisements. Don't make me look through 3 months of zoks posts to find the quote...

Edit: This thread( http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2069207&highlight=spam) went to shit, but read this post:
Jeff Hunter
There's been a few differences of opinion as to how these apply, particularly the SPAM rule. SPAM is an advertisement for services, generally unrelated to the forum it's posted in.

Someone posting something you don't like reading is not an infraction.Direct quote.
...I Rigged it together because I'm too lazy to figure it out properly, but it is there.

jackketch
2008-05-21, 15:30
Wait, I thought it had been decided spam was advertisements, and only advertisements. Don't make me look through 3 months of zoks posts to find the quote...

Not quite. Posting the same rant etc, especially after the mod has warned you. According to Jeff.

jimany
2008-05-21, 15:44
WTF jack? You could have made one complete sentence...?

Yes I will agree posting the same shit all over the place isn't cool, but That has nothing to do with this thread. And we already know you fail at defining spam:mad::p

DaGuru
2008-05-21, 18:04
Its worrying how many mods are describing legitimate comment as 'trolling' or 'spam'.

It really ain't that worrying, if you closely consider the source. It isn't like they are the brightest or best mods around here, and the community is used to their erroneous remarks and simplistic takes. Now if those comments were coming from you, or Slave, or Angry Femme, etc (mods with minds).....then I might take them to heart. Until then, its just empty discourse from people excited to have the mod tag on their chest.

Ya can't blame them completely either. Look at the examples they've been subjected to these last several weeks. All the lies, backdoor games, pranks and bamboozling from their higher ups. Of course the less than honorable mods will start prattling on about rules that don't exist....or spew their twisted wishful ideas of how the rules could suit them better.

Meh, from my vantage point...this ain't even a real thread anyhow. Most mods would have probably locked it a while ago, because what is the point topic of all this? It seems more than anything they have a purposeful lightning rod with this thread to flame certain people....their detractors. Kind of like a mini-B & M inside its own forum. Sure its fun, and I guess does serve some kind of purpose, but again any mod worth his salt would have locked this fucker a while ago. Now with that being said from THESE lips, lets watch this little bad boy go all the way to 10 pages just to spite common sense and reason.....