anyone know how i might get into something like that?
The only problem would obviously be traveling to the middle east without getting killed.

anyone know how i might get into something like that?
The only problem would obviously be traveling to the middle east without getting killed.

did u beat the shit out of that guy? or got oWned?

Well, I'd assume you contact the leader of your local chapter of Al Qaeda. Also mention that you have your own gun and can bring a dish to pass, preferably chips and dip.

Well, I'd assume you contact the leader of your local chapter of Al Qaeda. Also mention that you have your own gun and can bring a dish to pass, preferably chips and dip.
Actually, that is how it works...

dont forget to bring your own towel

ڭڈڔڥ ڙٳڒڧڥڽڭڿډ (http://tinyurl.com/5ds6lr)

I believe that is the al qaeda website for Britain. I don't think they have a USA page yet.

ڭڈڔڥ ڙٳڒڧڥڽڭڿډ (http://tinyurl.com/5ds6lr)

I believe that is the al qaeda website for Britain. I don't think they have a USA page yet.

+1, that made my day.

Expound on your interest of Islam, else this is getting moved to Together We Serve, which is a forum better suited for militant activities and discussion.

Better yet - if this discussion turns to his interest in Islam or any muslim faith-based discussion, XiP or Trueborn - feel free to move this back to MyGod.

So what's the rank structure in Al Qaeda?

Suicide Bomber? Suicide Bomber, 1st Class?

So what's the rank structure in Al Qaeda?

Suicide Bomber? Suicide Bomber, 1st Class?

They might jump him up to Senior Suicide Bomber after a year...

Below the...Camel?

The Al-Qaeda chapter in the states is in Manhattan, next to the Knights of Columbus chapter, but before the Masons lodge.

Expound on your interest of Islam, else this is getting moved to Together We Serve, which is a forum better suited for militant activities and discussion.

Better yet - if this discussion turns to his interest in Islam or any muslim faith-based discussion, XiP or Trueborn - feel free to move this back to MyGod.

I think it would have been better to move it to Bad Ideas, but that's just me.

I don't really know a whole lot about joining terrorist organizations, but I don't think they'll let an outsider in.

OP--thank you SO MUCH for bringing totse to the attention of the NSA.

Fucking moron.

I think it would have been better to move it to Bad Ideas, but that's just me.

You know, that's NOT such a bad idea. And as ArmsMerchant said, I'm sure hosting a discussion regarding the recruitment to a terrorist organization that the host country of this website's servers are directly oppposed (Not to mention the whole "We-can-jail-you-for-anything-we-deem-suspicious" laws that piggybacked the Patriot Act) isn't really in the best interest of the site, much less the interests of our American users (And if you think the US Govt doesn't have a reason to get to you if you're not American, don't worry. They'll find one.) I'm sure none of us would like to board the express to Gitmo.