Savin_Jesus
2008-06-22, 08:53
Alright, I will start off.
So, I got re classed from MI to Infantry, and had to go to basic all over again. I was pissed, but I had the new ID card, I was in hold over for almost a month and I was just chilling drinking with drill Sargents, * one actually turned out to be my DS in the company I eventually started in.
Well, I got to my company, and I was going crazy because I couldn't have any nicotine. After a week I finally decided I had to make a plan.
In basic they have this thing called sick call, where you can go to get medical problems looked at. Well I noticed that as long as you came back with a note from them It didn't matter when the hell you got back, so I went to the store and bought a unit patch, the day after I was off on the bus.
The bus goes to the hospital, and from there you can catch a cab.
I had a camel back, and I emptied it out, and went to the store on the Airborne side of Benning, I bought 30 cans of dip. :D
I went to the bathroom, and the good thing about camel backs are that they are padded, and when you put shit in it they look like they have water in it.
I put all the cans in the pack, and went back with a note. No one asked anything. the whole trip took probably 30 mins.
I got away with it, the thing was one kid found out, and I had to sell him a can, and eventually the whole company knew.
I got rid of the 30 cans in less than 6 hours.
I had to go again!!! I went 4 days later, again and again and again. I made sure that I had a reoccuring problem which had to be taken care of medically.
Over the 9 weeks I brought in a total of almost 500 cans, probably more. I made 30,000 dollars, the most I sold a can for was 150 dollars.
The last week we were there, and right before our 7 day Field Exercise, Someone got caught with one of my cans.
He told on a lot of people, and I didn't say shit. I told him I didn't know about it.
Everyone found out I was the one supplying our happiness, and they all turned on me.
I was scared for my life, I had legitimate threats all the time, and I was terrified of disciplinary action.
As it turns out my locker was broken in to and someone stole the 30k It was very well hidden. the lock was completely mashed, but I wasn't mad because well. I hadn't spent a dime.
And no action was taken against me because The Entire company was buying shit from the guy who was making the deals. He had 10k that was stolen too. But since the whole company had dip, nothing happened.
Oh, and when I got to my current company EVERYONE had heard the story.
So, I got re classed from MI to Infantry, and had to go to basic all over again. I was pissed, but I had the new ID card, I was in hold over for almost a month and I was just chilling drinking with drill Sargents, * one actually turned out to be my DS in the company I eventually started in.
Well, I got to my company, and I was going crazy because I couldn't have any nicotine. After a week I finally decided I had to make a plan.
In basic they have this thing called sick call, where you can go to get medical problems looked at. Well I noticed that as long as you came back with a note from them It didn't matter when the hell you got back, so I went to the store and bought a unit patch, the day after I was off on the bus.
The bus goes to the hospital, and from there you can catch a cab.
I had a camel back, and I emptied it out, and went to the store on the Airborne side of Benning, I bought 30 cans of dip. :D
I went to the bathroom, and the good thing about camel backs are that they are padded, and when you put shit in it they look like they have water in it.
I put all the cans in the pack, and went back with a note. No one asked anything. the whole trip took probably 30 mins.
I got away with it, the thing was one kid found out, and I had to sell him a can, and eventually the whole company knew.
I got rid of the 30 cans in less than 6 hours.
I had to go again!!! I went 4 days later, again and again and again. I made sure that I had a reoccuring problem which had to be taken care of medically.
Over the 9 weeks I brought in a total of almost 500 cans, probably more. I made 30,000 dollars, the most I sold a can for was 150 dollars.
The last week we were there, and right before our 7 day Field Exercise, Someone got caught with one of my cans.
He told on a lot of people, and I didn't say shit. I told him I didn't know about it.
Everyone found out I was the one supplying our happiness, and they all turned on me.
I was scared for my life, I had legitimate threats all the time, and I was terrified of disciplinary action.
As it turns out my locker was broken in to and someone stole the 30k It was very well hidden. the lock was completely mashed, but I wasn't mad because well. I hadn't spent a dime.
And no action was taken against me because The Entire company was buying shit from the guy who was making the deals. He had 10k that was stolen too. But since the whole company had dip, nothing happened.
Oh, and when I got to my current company EVERYONE had heard the story.