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Glasgowsweeman
2008-07-01, 10:43
Poison
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there were many types of poison used in the old days in japan. Most of the
poison was made at home with plants, herbs, and other ingredients obtainable
very easily. In this series i will discuss a certain type of poison which
has a delaying death effect.

Warning
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this poison is deadly. I know someone in my clan who has used this type of
poison to kill a phew people. It worked for a while but eventually he was
caught. He is in jail for a life sentence for murder.

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poison
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this poison will kill the affected victim within a week. The reason for the
time delay is that the poison causes the victim to get tetanus. This process
can be fatal, so please be very careful in using this poison.

The poison is fairly simple to make. Using it to kill someone is somewhat
complicating.

This is an infectious poison so make sure you haven't any cuts on your hands
when preparing the poison.

Ingredients:
Horse shit (extracted)
human blood (type depends on victim)

you can get horse shit from most anywhere nowadays since there are cops with
horses nowadays. Just walk around where you know horses pass by, and get a
small quantity of horse shit. Don't get a lot cause that shit stinks.

Take some horse shit put it in a test tube and put a rubber stopper on top.
Once you obtain the horse shit, you must extract the necessary part of the
shit.

You must remove all the hay and other garbage in the horse shit. You can
remove the rubber stopper and heat the shit over a light flame. The shit
should start to melt and the junk is extracted out of the shit.

When the shit melts, dump it on some kind of filtering system so you can
remove the junk. Repeat the process until most, if possible, all of the
junk is removed. !!! Caution !!! This process stinks up the whole fucking
house so do it out side.

When the shit is extracted, you must obtain the human blood. The type of
blood is very important!!!

For example...if you want to kill the victim, you must use the blood type
which corresponds to the victim: Blood type a pos. Needs an a pos. Blood in
the poison, and so forth.

If you don't know what the intended victims blood type is, that's okay.
You can use other blood types and mix them like transfusions of blood. But
the effect of the poison may be delayed or it may not be fatal. But it
should do the trick.

Get the extracted horse shit and mix the shit with the blood. The proportion
of the blood with respect to the shit is 3 to 1, which means for every 1 oz.
Of shit, there must be 3 oz. Of blood, and so forth.

Heat the mixture at a very low heat, and the mixture should start bubbling.
Try not to inhale the smell. It's known to cause cancer if you smell it.
Do not heat it with a high flame, since the bacteria in the shit and the
blood will die and the poison will become useless.

Heat the test tube and stir the content while heating to create a better
mixture. When the content starts to change colors from red to brick brown or
reddish-brown, then remove the mixture from the flame. Allow the poison to
cool off.

When the poison cools off, then you've just made one of the deadliest poisons
around.

This is not a type of poison which you can just spill on the victim, nor is
it one that you can just put into someones food. It has to enter the victim's
blood streams. To do that you must use a needle or a knife to rupture the
skin in some way in order for the poison to work.

The ninja in the olden days used what was called fukiya and fukibari. The
fukiya is a blowgun made of bamboo and the fukibari was the dart blown out
of the blowgun. We dipped the darts in this poison, then blew the dart out
of the gun immediately. We usually struck the victim at pressure points
which made the victim pass out. When the victim passed out, we removed the
dart and left the scene. The person awakens with tetanus, and dies within a
phew days, no longer than a week. Another murder without a trace.

What can be done in modern times is get a needle dipped with the stuff and
just poke the victim. Most likely the victim thinks your crazy and continue
to fight you. If the poison entered his blood stream, he will get tetanus.
When and if he finds out that he has tetanus, and gets a penicillin shot or
something, he will live. But if he finds out too late or doesn't find out
at all, he will die.

There are many other ways of getting the poison into the victim's blood
stream. You wanting to become the true ninja can try many ways to kill
without a trace. I hope you will never use it as a joke. Be very careful
not to get the poison into your blood stream.

Good luck and have a nice day.

Dated: 01-05-1985

fcknut
2008-07-01, 13:18
Answers on a postcard if you know what the point of this thread was...

Jizzmeister
2008-07-01, 13:44
lol, so this is meant to give someone tetanus?

what if they've had a tetanus jab immunisation?
sounds pretty fucking stupid to me

Von Bass
2008-07-01, 15:53
That seems a ridiculous amount of effort to create a chance of tetanus infection. Surely its also not a poison technically as well?

Just boil some lilac / ivy / henbane / fox glove / belladonna / any of the other millions of handy deadly plants in alcohol, evaporate to shitty gunk, and make up a refreshing drink for your victim?

This is probably bad ideas if anything, I'm sure no one in here would want anyone hurt. inb4 lock too.

RAOVQ
2008-07-02, 06:22
its complete rubbish. tetanus is caused by a bacteria, which has to be present in the soil, and then pass through the horse without being killed.

its not even worth pointing out the numerous things that are just fantasy. maybe it is possible to extract the bacteria or the toxin from the appropriate soil using simple techniques, but this reads like a joke.

although im not sure why this was posted, we all know that 90% of text files aren't worth the paper they are printed on.

squeegee
2008-07-03, 16:03
90% of text files aren't worth the paper they are printed on.


Its says my message has to be at least 5char. Guess quotes dont count.