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Chimro
2008-07-03, 16:53
This has nothing to do with Jews, so I assume Slave of the Beast will be fine with it.

Anyway, if you listen to Alex Jones as much as I do then you must know that he often mentions an unpleasant incident he had at an airport somewhere in the United States. Some guys from TSA asked him to take off his shoes and put them through an X-ray and then said he had stinky feet and labeled him "Mr. Stinky Feet".

So, if you're looking for a laugh, you could call his show and ask him about the incident and then mention something about the "New World Odour".

Here's an example:
Alex: Let's go to Caller in Location.
Caller: Hello.
Alex: Hi
Caller: Hi Alex, I have a question about that time you were in the airport and the security staff said you had stinky feet.
Alex: Uh, yeah?
Caller: Do you think that had something to do with the New World Odour?
*Caller is cutoff and Alex goes into one of his trademarked rants*

I would do it myself, but I have too much respect for Mr. Jones and I would be worried about offending him. Then again, it seems like a good joke, so I've posted it here for anyone who's interested.

Slave of the Beast
2008-07-04, 08:57
This has nothing to do with Jews, so I assume Slave of the Beast will be fine with it.

Mr Finkelstein, my aforementioned landlord, did twitch slightly at the sight of this and then muttered darkly that as a prank call thread, it having nothing to with Conspiracy! proper. I told him not to be such a penny-pinching killjoy and go back to calculating the next rent increase on the local orphanage.

Pro tem I'll file this one under "whimsy".