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deeperndeeper
2008-07-10, 16:34
ive noticed that commercials are all happy and there not a healthy amount of happiness..theres an artificial level of happiness that doesnt exists in real life ...that there is specifically made to turn men into softer girly like women so that when the government comes it will take u all without a fight.... thats smart on the governments part becuz most men i know that watch TV like that are on the softer side...

Sentinel
2008-07-12, 06:58
commercials are psychological assault weapons. Count how many times the camera angle switches in one 30sec commercial. it's at least 10 or 15. It overloads your senses and basically puts ideas straight into your head without givingyou a chance to process the arguments they put forth

The Immortal Slacker
2008-07-12, 08:50
commercials = snack breaks

whatever they advertise, they fail

Name's Taken
2008-07-20, 02:27
All tv is like that.


Don't touch that dial!
Television screams, your face turning green,
Don't listen to the news,
Don't know what you hear, they never make it clear,
They like to keep your state confused,
Propaganda time, the official line,
You're hungry, you get fed,
Everlasting smile, you must convey their style,
But they're just a Talking Head

Television voice don't give you any choice,
You only hear the man,
Don't take them in, you don't know where they been,
'Cos it's a complex plan,
They keep you nice and quiet, even control your diet,
You're hungry you get fed,
Teach you to be meek, 'til all you are is weak,
'Til you're just a Talking Head

Television screams, this ought to be a dream,
Remember what I say,
Don't be hypnotised by sugar coated lies,
Don't switch it on today,
It's the way things are, from that pickle jar,
You're hungry you get fed,
But if you play the game, you become the same,
Another Talking Head

Grand Masta Thief
2008-07-20, 15:00
I think we all know who's responsible... (http://tastelikecrabstalklikepeople.ytmnd.com/)

psychokid715
2008-07-20, 15:08
wow you're all fucking insane what reason does the government have, to do all the crazy shit you're talking about

Grand Masta Thief
2008-07-20, 20:07
the government is a co-conspirator with the crab people to turn the world into submissive bitch slaves for the crab people in exchange for advanced crab people technology.

Persian
2008-07-26, 05:26
Luckily i dont watch tv...

pneubea
2008-07-28, 09:04
I never watch commercials but millions of $ research has been pumped into research about the psychology of suggestion all in the interest of advertisements.

The amount of people that buy things they dont need is un fucking believable

Big Steamers
2008-07-28, 14:35
Considering that 80% of television viewers are female, I would not be surprised.

Stuuuuuuu
2008-07-28, 22:34
When I see the psychologically engineered commercials, I'm always so turned off of the product. Jingles are the oldest and most quintessential method. If something annoyingly plays over and over in your head, you won't forget it right?

Yea well fuck that. I have paid more to not patronize companies who do that. (I don't usually buy mainstream stuff anyways)

Soothsayer7
2008-07-28, 23:25
Considering that 80% of television viewers are female, I would not be surprised.

This FTW

Agent 008
2008-08-01, 19:28
I don't know what's going on here but this Dogtato game is awesome http://www.jagainukun.net/fun/game_subwin.html

flatplat
2008-08-02, 11:10
Simple solution: The mute button.

godfather89
2008-08-04, 23:35
ive noticed that commercials are all happy and there not a healthy amount of happiness..theres an artificial level of happiness that doesnt exists in real life ...that there is specifically made to turn men into softer girly like women so that when the government comes it will take u all without a fight.... thats smart on the governments part becuz most men i know that watch TV like that are on the softer side...

Amen, how many guys do you see that are pussified girly-men? How many men do you see on TV that have that pussy girly behavior? I dont mean Queer Eye! I mean like fashion shit, I cant stand it; it makes them pussified and its foolish. Its impractical, I mean really wen something terrible happens how can a pussified fashion man contribute? Maybe he'll nag the EMT worker over the color scheme he / she wears.

I tell people this:

Poor Educational Upbringing + An Influential Entertainment Industry=Ignorant, Superficial, and Materialistic assholes who cant do shit

The Methematician
2008-08-05, 17:04
Poor Educational Upbringing + An Influential Entertainment Industry=eh me ri cunts

corrected.

negz
2008-08-05, 17:19
Look up The Advertised Mind on fileshare or here: http://rapidlibrary.com/