Wow, that is so amazing. If you haven't seen the infomercials late at night, it's basically a capsule that can "make a man larger." It's a well known scam, apparently. It's weird that corruption is there, right on TV. It's just masked more, given that we are in the U.S. http://www.infomercialscams.com/scams/extenze_complaints

Ok, basically, I think the premise of it is the general infomercial scam.. make unauthorized charges, make promises they can't keep, make it hard to cancel, thus reocurring monthly charges start showing up. But with a twist.. niggas would be less likely to report a scam if it was about something like that. Wanting a bigger penis? are you not man enough to smoke marlboro lights? anyway. Yeah.

So, I think my brother's friend Dan is going to start a scam like this except with premium dildos, or possibly become a pimp for a bunch of gay prostitutes who scam upscale closet gay businessmen, but instead run off into the streets of Tokyo. I'm done, BITCH!

Wow, that is so amazing. If you haven't seen the infomercials late at night, it's basically a capsule that can "make a man larger." It's a well known scam, apparently. It's weird that corruption is there, right on TV. It's just masked more, given that we are in the U.S. http://www.infomercialscams.com/scams/extenze_complaints

Ok, basically, I think the premise of it is the general infomercial scam.. make unauthorized charges, make promises they can't keep, make it hard to cancel, thus reocurring monthly charges start showing up. But with a twist.. niggas would be less likely to report a scam if it was about something like that. Wanting a bigger penis? are you not man enough to smoke marlboro lights? anyway. Yeah.

So, I think my brother's friend Dan is going to start a scam like this except with premium dildos, or possibly become a pimp for a bunch of gay prostitutes who scam upscale closet gay businessmen, but instead run off into the streets of Tokyo. I'm done, BITCH!

This is not Bad Ideas. This forum is not for scamming, nor for nigfags like you. This forum is for the Totse members who at least attempt to act like adults, so you are obviously discriminated against. Get the fuck out of this and any other forum on Totse for that matter.

You're right, you ARE done, bitch.

^^ this is why V_A can't moderate nice things...

But with a twist.. niggas would be less likely to report a scam if it was about something like that. Wanting a bigger penis? are you not man enough to smoke marlboro lights? anyway. Yeah.

So, I think my brother's friend Dan is going to start a scam like this except with premium dildos, or possibly become a pimp for a bunch of gay prostitutes who scam upscale closet gay businessmen, but instead run off into the streets of Tokyo. I'm done, BITCH!

Step 1 : have attorney file motion to seal the court records regarding the identity of "John Doe."

Step 2 : launch case.

...that's exactly how it's done, 'n you're fucked, nigga.

^^ this is why V_A can't moderate nice things...



Step 1 : have attorney file motion to seal the court records regarding the identity of "John Doe."

Step 2 : launch case.

...that's exactly how it's done, 'n you're fucked, nigga.

"Nice things" refers to a forum where people ask semi-intelligent questions, with the hope of receiving at least partially correct information.

***So, I think my brother's friend Dan is going to start a scam like this except with premium dildos, or possibly become a pimp for a bunch of gay prostitutes who scam upscale closet gay businessmen, but instead run off into the streets of Tokyo. I'm done, BITCH!***

This is STARTING a scam, remember this forums tinyprint?

"Fair warning: If you're stupid enough to post a confession it could be held against you in a court of law."

Simply put, this forum is for ADULTS and

You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club.

You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks.

These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients.

They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear.

Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out.

Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

you open a company called the arse tickler's faggot fan club.

You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks.

These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients.

They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, bobbie's bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear.

Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, arse tickler's faggot fan club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from america, they have sold out.

Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

win!!!

win!!!

Well, I must agree.....win.

I was gonna market a penis enlargement kit, and get in on the craze.

It would contain 1.) A magnifying glass and 2.) Black paint.

But I got a real job instead... :(

blah blah blah

That was in a movie, I remember seeing it mentioned on totse before. Its been done, if you don't actually have the dildos or any paperwork showing that you're a legitimate company and they investigate you, you're screwed.
I wouldn't even care what my banker thought, what the hell is he gonna do about it? Besides, prostate stimulation is supposed to give you fantastic orgasms. I've never tried it, but it's certainly nothing to be ashamed about.