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Generic Box Of Cookies
2008-07-14, 06:00
Into my penis? Will I grow a larger penis? Will my foreskin return? Maybe I'll just get some sort of weird infection?

vazilizaitsev89
2008-07-14, 15:12
Into my penis? Will I grow a larger penis? Will my foreskin return? Maybe I'll just get some sort of weird infection?

your penis will fall off

Slave of the Beast
2008-07-14, 15:23
Into my penis?

Sometimes you just know what the question is going to be...

Mantikore
2008-07-15, 09:54
my wild guess is that you will grow another penis from the injection site, and will probably hurt quite a bit

Generic Box Of Cookies
2008-07-15, 17:03
I see..

What if I inject..horse fetus stem cells?

Will I grow a horse penis?

the_riddler
2008-07-15, 21:12
I see..

What if I inject..horse fetus stem cells?

Will I grow a horse penis?
a lump will form a grow bigger and bigger and then burst and a baby horse will jump out

Mantikore
2008-07-16, 02:37
I see..

What if I inject..horse fetus stem cells?

Will I grow a horse penis?

i dont think horse stem cells are compatible. but i come to that conclusion not through reading scientific facts, but rather the logic that if we could get stem cells from animals other than humans, there wouldnt be so much of a debate by conservatives

Real.PUA
2008-07-16, 04:51
Into my penis? Will I grow a larger penis? Will my foreskin return? Maybe I'll just get some sort of weird infection?

Nobody has done that yet.

klunckmonkey
2008-07-16, 07:16
Nobody has done that yet.


He could be the first. Though this seems more of a Bad Idea to me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


Do it. Get cancer in your pen0r.

thebigmoney
2008-07-16, 11:26
i dont think horse stem cells are compatible. but i come to that conclusion not through reading scientific facts, but rather the logic that if we could get stem cells from animals other than humans, there wouldnt be so much of a debate by conservatives

Idk about that, to prove the converse, human stem cells were recently used to repair myelin in mice brains...the study was in Nature about a month ago, effectively curing MS in mice. And I also know about an ongoing study involving pig stem cells injected into human brains to repair something, but the study is ongoing. There's just not very much data that conservatives (or even liberals) would want to use to back their ideas.

iamalemur
2008-07-16, 11:30
Idk about that, to prove the converse, human stem cells were recently used to repair myelin in mice brains ... And I also know about an ongoing study involving pig stem cells injected into human brains to repair something, but the study is ongoing.


Ah, but the brain is an immunoprivileged site. No risk of rejection of the stem cells as leukocytes not permitted to cross the blood-brain barrier. In the wang, on the other hand...

Spider_
2008-07-17, 03:20
I bet you'd get a bad infection and your dick would fall off.

absolutecaliber
2008-07-20, 05:08
They would simply be flagged for re-absorption/elimination.

Would you be injecting it in intravenously, say in the dorsal penis vein? Or would it be in the corpus cavernosum?
Different injection sites yield different results, with possibilities for either systemic immuno-response or local acute t-cell activation.

Just started Molecular Biology and Microbiology with pre-professional concentration at UCF, so bear with me. Details, details my friend. I've already sat through eight lectures on immunology and am starting my undergraduate thesis.

Your Local MeCrack Dealer
2008-07-20, 05:21
the real question is what happens if you inject stem cells into a generic box of cookies? will it grow another box? is this the cure to world hunger?

the world may never know.

Mantikore
2008-07-20, 07:28
the real question is what happens if you inject stem cells into a generic box of cookies? will it grow another box? is this the cure to world hunger?

the world may never know.
havent you watched that episode of south park?

Your Local MeCrack Dealer
2008-07-20, 19:22
yes. yes i have

vazilizaitsev89
2008-07-20, 19:51
yes. yes i have

you fail new arrival.

klunckmonkey
2008-07-22, 19:44
Ugh seriously, this belongs in bad ideas.

JustAnotherAsshole
2008-07-23, 04:14
Into my penis? Will I grow a larger penis? Will my foreskin return? Maybe I'll just get some sort of weird infection?

Well, Using stem cells like that wouldn't work.

If I recall correctly (And that's a big If), Stem cells will change into the type of cell that surrounds them. The penis isn't just one type of cell, it's a complex organ made up of many structures and tissues. Injecting stem cells would not make it larger.

Nibroc
2008-07-23, 04:15
Well, Using stem cells like that wouldn't work.

If I recall correctly (And that's a big If), Stem cells will change into the type of cell that surrounds them. The penis isn't just one type of cell, it's a complex organ made up of many structures and tissues. Injecting stem cells would not make it larger.

what about injecting stem cells into your heart, would you get a heart thats 4 times to big? (as opposed to one thats 4 times too small)

Generic Box Of Cookies
2008-07-23, 08:10
They would simply be flagged for re-absorption/elimination.

Would you be injecting it in intravenously, say in the dorsal penis vein? Or would it be in the corpus cavernosum?
Different injection sites yield different results, with possibilities for either systemic immuno-response or local acute t-cell activation.

Just started Molecular Biology and Microbiology with pre-professional concentration at UCF, so bear with me. Details, details my friend. I've already sat through eight lectures on immunology and am starting my undergraduate thesis.


Injecting it into the dorsal vein would just mean they would get used wherever? You would have to inject it into the cavernosa or perhaps the glans if you wanted it to directly affect the practical usage of said penis?

If this is true what the other guy said about it turning into whatever the surrounding cells are, then injecting it into the cavernosa should in theory, add more girth, or at least an unnaturally placed lump of spongy tissue, correct?

Ahh. I love this idea. Terminated unborn humans being harvested to cure my macular degeneration so I can drink more, and make my penis mightier. :cool:

Psychonautical
2008-07-24, 19:17
what about injecting stem cells into your heart, would you get a heart thats 4 times to big? (as opposed to one thats 4 times too small)

Pure Milk.

mouchoir
2008-07-25, 02:35
what about injecting stem cells into your heart, would you get a heart thats 4 times to big? (as opposed to one thats 4 times too small)

Dunno I guess we'll find out from this (latter half of video):

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/07/eveningnews/main3805318.shtml

Tell me thats not awesome?

Kudos SilentMind. As for the bigger penis the OP wants get a penis pump. :rolleyes:

illuminatikiller
2008-07-28, 07:56
If stem cells only grow one type of cell you could maybe solve that problem by mixing up a solution of dmso and stem cells and rub it all over your cawk.

Mr. McBee III
2008-07-28, 08:22
Assuming the stem cells have no predispositions you would most likely end up with rapid cell growth that has a high chance of turning cancerous. Considering the high blood flow the injected stem cells would migrate all over the body and would have little chance of changing anything, let alone one's penis for the better.

XtomJames
2008-07-31, 03:58
Simply nothing. For anything to grow the stem cells would have to be yours for starters. Two they'd have to be programmed to grow a certain way, and three the stem cells would have to be infantile not adult.

If you were to inject yourself with stem cells they'd most likely just die off leaving you with a sore injection site. However, if say they were your cells and were not rejected, they'd program themselves to repair the local damage in the area. You won't get a bigger penis, but any internal areas that are damaged would probably be fixed.

Nietzche
2008-08-05, 18:53
i dont think the stem cells will do anything if your other cells arent doing anything. it might grow a bit, but for that to happen youd probably have to inject the head.

..but i wouldnt try it anytime soon. horse stem cells your white blood cells would kill it most likely since it cant conform like human cells can. same reason a horse cant impregnate a human woman or a man cant impregnate a horse (or risk losing his lower half to the horses kicks)

Smelly Button Ears
2008-08-07, 18:19
Eagle stem cells injected into my eye FTW

ViperX202
2008-08-08, 01:41
a lump will form a grow bigger and bigger and then burst and a baby horse will jump out

lolol wtf