Unlike some (most?) subgenii and pretenders to be subgenii I actually paid my $30 to "Bob". My ordainment pack came today, in an envelope with Douglas Smith's (Rev. Ivan Stang) signature on the custom declaration (I will treasure it always :) ). Besides eternal salvation, membership in the church, and the Stark fist of removal, here is what you get for your $30.

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