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yoda_me07
2008-07-24, 05:24
so is there any feasible way to fix zimbabwe's problems?


the inflation issue is probably not going to be fix, they'll abandon their currency, and adopt another.


what about overpopulation, aids, corruption, etc?

boesky
2008-07-24, 05:59
Do you mean to fix their problems themselves, or do you mean someone from outside fixing their problems (i.e. the US, UK, whatever)?

Chimro
2008-07-24, 07:31
A white revolution, it's the only solution!

Seriously, Zimbabwe experimented with black leadership and look where it got them. Just wait 'til you see what Obama does to America, he'll make Mugabe look good.

Mr. Deltoid
2008-07-25, 04:37
A white revolution, it's the only solution!

Seriously, Zimbabwe experimented with black leadership and look where it got them. Just wait 'til you see what Obama does to America, he'll make Mugabe look good.

Damn it, you beat me to it.

Area51
2008-07-25, 04:41
A white revolution, it's the only solution!

Seriously, Zimbabwe experimented with black leadership and look where it got them. Just wait 'til you see what Obama does to America, he'll make Mugabe look good.
Fuck yeah.

Also: Reissue their currency, ie One New Dollar = X Billion/trillion Old Dollars.

ThePrince
2008-07-25, 04:42
Set up a charity fund to purchase a mercenary army to overthrow Mugabe?

Chimro
2008-07-25, 07:05
Zimbabwe should be turned into an agricultural fiefdom. Let the white farmers take back the land that's theirs and make the uppity-Negroes who ruined the country their serfs, at least that way the economy would be moving forward and those Negroes wouldn't be starving to death.

supperrfreek
2008-07-26, 01:06
CONDOMS AND BIRTH CONTROL. Lower the population -> less people to feed as well as less to provide for. Helps with aids too.
Corruption-> assassinations will take corrupt officials out of place and the investigations will uncover a lot of shit and let people know about the problems in the government.
I'm not what else needs to be done, and I probably don't have all the answers, but that's what I'm thinking might help.

Nightside Eclipse
2008-07-26, 03:23
A few nuclear missiles.

vazilizaitsev89
2008-07-26, 03:53
murder all niggers???

harry_hardcore_hoedown
2008-07-26, 10:36
They could export white people. The whole world is in demand of those, and Zimbabwe would increase its foreign exchange.

Chimro
2008-07-27, 02:47
They could export white people. The whole world is in demand of those, and Zimbabwe would increase its foreign exchange.

I didn't know they had many. :confused:

harry_hardcore_hoedown
2008-07-27, 07:26
I didn't know they had many. :confused:

The white people they do have are the most successful citizens commercially.

Chimro
2008-07-27, 10:35
The white people they do have are the most successful citizens commercially.

Well, obviously.

Like I said, Zimbabwe's whites should be put back in charge; Mugabe and his crew should be hanged; and the starving Negroes should become serfs for white farmers.

Spiphel Rike
2008-07-27, 12:04
Invade, remove the government and allow any of the previous farmers/ruling types to return.

The new farmers must have complete control over their own security, and must be allowed to use whatever tools they wish to achieve this. They still won't be looked on favourably, even if they do manage to create a food supply for the country and the last thing anyone should be doing is repeating the fuckups made by the current regime.

harry_hardcore_hoedown
2008-07-28, 07:52
Well, obviously.

Like I said, Zimbabwe's whites should be put back in charge; Mugabe and his crew should be hanged; and the starving Negroes should become serfs for white farmers.

Sounds good.

yoda_me07
2008-07-28, 08:26
so mugabe is in prison,
MDC is in power.
land is given back to the white owners.

now what?

Spiphel Rike
2008-07-28, 10:41
so mugabe is in prison,
MDC is in power.
land is given back to the white owners.

now what?

Wait for food to grow and the country to actually produce something of value.

Their economic system might need some kind of reset, perhaps a new currency.

DonMuttoni
2008-07-28, 22:44
Simple, re-name it Rhodesia like it's mean to be and start redeploying these http://c.imagehost.org/0630/Bushwar1.jpg

DuckWarri0r
2008-07-28, 23:22
Also: Reissue their currency, ie One New Dollar = X Billion/trillion Old Dollars.
Are you serious?

DuckWarri0r
2008-07-28, 23:23
The white people they do have are the most successful citizens commercially.
They maybe were until they lost rights to capital.

Hit-The-Bong
2008-07-28, 23:49
They maybe were until they rights to capital.


Say that again, but this time in English.

DuckWarri0r
2008-07-28, 23:52
Say that again, but this time in English.

http://dictionary.reference.com/

Kamisama
2008-07-29, 01:59
1. Kill them
2. Have them keep killing their government
3. Have them turn into an anarcho-communistic environment based on religion and spiritual passage (but without caste).

I think three would work. It seems religion's involvement with government has been able to turn around things well.