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Mr. Crow
2008-07-29, 03:24
Any of you who have been hanging around Help and Suggestions lately may have seen The Methemetician's discovery that Jeff has set the forums to automatically require moderator approval of posts coming from certain proxies. The community is suffering more attacks from the man, except this time "the man" is Jeff himself, not Wintermute. Secret forums, secret moderator spies, rumors of paid, so-called "mercenary mods"... what will it take for the TOTSE community to rise up once again and crush the forces of oppression brutalizing the regulars and aborting Acolyte fetuses?

Fuck the FBI
2008-07-29, 03:26
HAIplzdiekthnxbai

-1

Syd Barrett
2008-07-29, 03:28
IP: Logged

Death Insurance
2008-07-29, 03:28
+ post count

GTA
2008-07-29, 03:39
Totse army rise from the ashes!

......fuck that, i'm too lazy.

Who cares OP?

Mr. Crow
2008-07-29, 03:46
Totse army rise from the ashes!

......fuck that, i'm too lazy.

Who cares OP?

no one. I don't even use proxies. :p:p:p;):D:cool::p:p:p

Zoidberg
2008-07-29, 03:47
Just stick it in her.

O RLY
2008-07-29, 03:48
Oh get off your conspiracy soap box already!

SLice_760
2008-07-29, 03:50
It's so people don't clog up Jeff's brand new server with troll accounts and have to close registration for another year. Cunt.

Lord Valuemart
2008-07-29, 03:53
I think that's probably mostly so youse nuts don't go trying to get past our brain implants by using a proxy, you sneaky fuckers you.

TheVizier
2008-07-29, 03:59
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

hypno
2008-07-29, 04:01
The Cure- Love song

alexander224
2008-07-29, 04:06
soulja boy-crank dat

hypno
2008-07-29, 04:07
soulja boy-crank dat

you faggot

Mr. Crow
2008-07-29, 04:09
Juno Reactor -- Pistolero

O RLY
2008-07-29, 04:10
Juno Reactor -- Pistolero

Mr. Cow = J.C. Stanton?

overdraft
2008-07-29, 04:11
I think the most important question here is:

Wintermute is still here?

My love! I'm coming for you!

I know I've been gone for a while but I hope we can pick up where we left off.....you not knowing I exist and keeping it that way.

Mr. Crow
2008-07-29, 04:25
Mr. Cow = J.C. Stanton?

O RLY don't smite me plz :( my sister posts here too

quick, someone post nudes of Wintermute!

Area51
2008-07-29, 04:29
O RLY don't smite me plz :( my sister posts here too

quick, someone post nudes of Wintermute!
I only have the ytmnd of it.

Wintermute is a ho.

/nostalgia

alexander224
2008-07-29, 04:31
you faggot

I couldn't resist

kr13gm31st3r
2008-07-29, 04:32
Random posts before regular require a moderators approval. I don't think it has anything to do with proxies, but I could be wrong. It would be so fucking retarded to ban 'a few proxies' when there are probably fucking millions of various proxy servers that could be used.

Metaphysicist
2008-07-29, 04:50
Any of you who have been hanging around Help and Suggestions lately may have seen The Methemetician's discovery that Jeff has set the forums to automatically require moderator approval of posts coming from certain proxies. The community is suffering more attacks from the man, except this time "the man" is Jeff himself, not Wintermute. Secret forums, secret moderator spies, rumors of paid, so-called "mercenary mods"... what will it take for the TOTSE community to rise up once again and crush the forces of oppression brutalizing the regulars and aborting Acolyte fetuses?



Lmfao!

Sorry, but this has to go to Paranoid Delusions.

Numberjumbo
2008-07-29, 04:59
bump.

The Methematician
2008-07-29, 05:18
Lmfao!

Sorry, but this has to go to Paranoid Delusions.

Actually, it's true. Tried and tested.

I'mAfraidofJapan
2008-07-29, 05:25
When I first glanced at this titled, I thought it said pixies, not proxies. But upon second look, I indeed found out that I was rudely mistaken. *passes out from lack of sleep*

Metaphysicist
2008-07-29, 05:31
Actually, it's true. Tried and tested.


Not true. We don't know why some people - though so far you're the only one I am aware of - have to be approved yet.

As for the other things in the OP..This belongs in PD - and this time I won't forget to move it...

Tnemnaitretne
2008-07-29, 05:32
Its to prevent spam. Or perhaps totse was brought out by the government. :mad:

The Methematician
2008-07-29, 05:40
Not true. We don't know why some people - though so far you're the only one I am aware of - have to be approved yet.

As for the other things in the OP..This belongs in PD - and this time I won't forget to move it...

How do you explain then certain proxies that I used will sent me straight to auto-moderation, while other proxies won't ?

And this happened consistently as I switch back and forth between different proxies ?

Slave of the Beast
2008-07-29, 10:58
How do you explain then certain proxies that I used will sent me straight to auto-moderation, while other proxies won't ?

And this happened consistently as I switch back and forth between different proxies ?

And I suspect the reason your posts get auto-moderated is because you're such a gigantic fucking troll, that Totse itself cannot tolerate you.

It would appear some proxies can mask the troll-odour better than others.

Or maybe, just maybe, there's a secret cabal of mods who like to covertly harrass and torment carefully selected victims from the regular userbase. They then throw their hands up in the air when someone asks them what's going on and say:

"We have no idea what's happening, your guess is as good as ours!"

But who am I to say... I can only wildly guess at these things.

The Methematician
2008-07-29, 11:02
It would appear some proxies can mask the troll-odour better than others.

Or maybe, just maybe, there's a secret cabal of mods who like to covertly harrass and torment carefully selected victims from the regular userbase. They then throw their hands up in the air when someone asks them what's going on and say:

"We have no idea what's happening, your guess is as good as ours!"

But who am I to say... I can only wildly guess at these things.

hmmm...sounded more like a confession than speculation, like you kno,...when serial killers intentionally injects themself into an active murder investigation...but of course, I've watched too much Criminal Minds...

Slave of the Beast
2008-07-29, 11:22
Oh, I would never do such a thing, but who knows what might be happening in Totse's darker corners?

Who knows...

The Methematician
2008-07-29, 11:32
Oh, I would never do such a thinghttps://www.totse.com/community/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif, but who knows what might be happening in Totse's darker corners?

Who knows...

Corrected. ;)

StoopidN00b
2008-08-04, 14:41
Oh get off your conspiracy soap box already!

YA RLY!.......i could not resist

angustheotherwhitemeat
2008-08-05, 02:46
itt-tech.edu

lawl

-Angus

Jeff Hunter
2008-08-07, 02:58
Any of you who have been hanging around Help and Suggestions lately may have seen The Methemetician's discovery that Jeff has set the forums to automatically require moderator approval of posts coming from certain proxies. The community is suffering more attacks from the man, except this time "the man" is Jeff himself, not Wintermute. Secret forums, secret moderator spies, rumors of paid, so-called "mercenary mods"... what will it take for the TOTSE community to rise up once again and crush the forces of oppression brutalizing the regulars and aborting Acolyte fetuses?

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't give a flying fuck whether or not you use a proxy. In fact, I encourage people to use proxies.

alexander224
2008-08-07, 03:01
i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't give a flying fuck whether or not you use a proxy. In fact, i encourage people to use proxies.

Hello there.

xarf
2008-08-07, 03:20
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't give a flying fuck whether or not you use a proxy. In fact, I encourage people to use proxies.

Holy shit I was not expecting this comment.

PS: you sound grumpy :(

AngryFemme
2008-08-07, 04:57
Jeff, I know there was a good reason for splitting Conspiracy & Science of the Damned, but here's reason #6,391 that Paranoid Delusions was a fitting forum name.

It's times like these, y'know?

Name's Taken
2008-08-07, 09:27
Jeff, I know there was a good reason for splitting Conspiracy & Science of the Damned, but here's reason #6,391 that Paranoid Delusions was a fitting forum name.

It's times like these, y'know?

That's right, try and make us seem like the crazy ones.

heroic harlequin
2008-08-08, 00:30
it's so people don't clog up jeff's brand new server with troll accounts and have to close registration for another year. Cunt.

this...

-SpectraL
2008-08-08, 09:17
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't give a flying fuck whether or not you use a proxy. In fact, I encourage people to use proxies.The only problem with this is, if you have the misfortune to select a proxy someone else has already chosen, the moderators pick up on the two usernames using the same IP, and so some users have been banned that should not have been. Sure, the person can select another proxy, but by that time it's too late. So by encouraging proxy use, we encourage the risk of being banned.

The Methematician
2008-08-08, 12:06
The only problem with this is, if you have the misfortune to select a proxy someone else has already chosen, the moderators pick up on the two usernames using the same IP, and so some users have been banned that should not have been. Sure, the person can select another proxy, but by that time it's too late. So by encouraging proxy use, we encourage the risk of being banned.

So by encouraging *not* using a proxy, you are encouraging the risk of "intrusion"...

Nice try, but who do you think we trust ?

Jeff > Spictral.

-SpectraL
2008-08-08, 13:05
So by encouraging *not* using a proxy, you are encouraging the risk of "intrusion"...

Nice try, but who do you think we trust ?

Jeff > Spictral.Quite the opposite, fool. My point was that we should be doing a reverse lookup on IP addresses before we go right ahead and ban two accounts using the same IP. Any of this seeping through your thick, Mongoloid cranium yet? And cut those brows, for fuck sakes.

The Methematician
2008-08-08, 15:03
Quite the opposite, fool. My point was that we should be doing a reverse lookup on IP addresses before we go right ahead and ban two accounts using the same IP.

How does this :

So by encouraging proxy use, we encourage the risk of being banned.

= we should be doing a reverse IP add look up...... ?


Any of this seeping through your thick, Mongoloid cranium yet? And cut those brows, for fuck sakes.

Scientist had confirmed that mongoloid skulls are bigger because they contain MORE brain matter, *NOT* because they are thicker. They didn't teach you that in skoll ?

-SpectraL
2008-08-08, 17:05
Scientist had confirmed that mongoloid skulls are bigger because they contain MORE brain matter, *NOT* because they are thicker. They didn't teach you that in skoll ?


The human brain has an average brain capacity of 1350 cubic centimeters. The cow elephant has an average brain capacity of 4482 cc. Yet I don't see any elephants working a steady 9-5 and driving their cars to local bars for conversation. No, you're just plain dumb from birth.

Conversely, a study on certain bats discovered that the ones with the largest testicles had the smallest brains. :D

sharpe
2008-08-08, 22:53
+ post count

AngryFemme
2008-08-09, 00:38
+ post count

Don't do that here. 1st warning.

The Leper Messiah
2008-08-09, 02:34
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't give a flying fuck whether or not you use a proxy. In fact, I encourage people to use proxies.

I have a question for you:

Do you mind if I send you a small Question and Answer type interview. We have been assigned a paper due at the end of the year. I was given a working title of "Internet Culture" and I want to get a Nice section relating to Nirvana Net, but Info on it is very hard to come by.

If the answer is "no", then I'll just figure something else out.

The Leper Messiah
2008-08-09, 02:35
Don't do that here. 1st warning.

+ post count


















Just kidding,

But yeah m ear was having those problems you told me about. Try pouring hydrogen peroxide into yours. If it burns you need to get it checked out. :)

The Methematician
2008-08-09, 03:31
The human brain has an average brain capacity of 1350 cubic centimeters. The cow elephant has an average brain capacity of 4482 cc. Yet I don't see any elephants working a steady 9-5 and driving their cars to local bars for conversation. No, you're just plain dumb from birth.

Hrm...I see. What I can say is a smart man educated in science will *NEVER* try to make a comparison between two DIFFERENT SPECIES. Much less tried to make an analogy out of it.

Guess what do I think of you now ?

Conversely, a study on certain bats discovered that the ones with the largest testicles had the smallest brains. :D

A study of gorillas and chimps had revealed the fact that a gorilla, despite it's size, has smaller testicle than a chimp.

The study had also revealed that a male gorilla had a steady mating partner that remained loyal to each other, therefore needs only small testicles to procreate.

Female chimps, on the other hand, were "slutty", and mates with a lot of other male chimpz...therefore, male chimpz needed the extra large testicles to produce more cums to win the race.

Oh, btw, a man with bigger balls were more likely to married a slut and ended up fathering a child not of his own too...

-SpectraL
2008-08-09, 03:37
^

That's just so interesting. Now, can ya get back on the topic of the thread without derailing it any further with your utter blather?

The Methematician
2008-08-09, 04:16
^

That's just so interesting. Now, can ya get back on the topic of the thread without derailing it any further with your utter blather?

Wow, you must be dumb or borderline retards to say such things.

Can you fuckin' read ? Jeff had spoken. He'd said he encourage the use of proxies. This thread is resolved if it wasn't for your retarded "suggestion" here on *CONSPIRACY*, when everyone else are posting their suggestion in H&S.

And btw, go fuck your self.

Pandoras Assassin
2008-08-18, 16:37
When in doubt.....C4