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marley94
2008-07-30, 11:36
Hello my name is Juan Caderez and I live in Louisville Kentucky. I was arrested on June 23 on Taylor Boluvard for several charges. My public defender says I don't have a good chance, but I think otherwise. Me and my friend was driving around smoking crack and weed while we was delivering coke for the Mexican Mafia. I had my kids with me that day and they are 7 and 2. After we deliverd most of the coke, my 7 year old wanted to drive. He is tall, so I said get your brother out of the window and back in his car seat and get in the front. So I pulled over and switched places with my son. He was doing fine, just a little fast. We got pulled over for no reason. But when my son tried to run he crashed into the patrol car. I got arrested for child endangerment, endangerment of a police officer, harboring an illegal immigrant, drug paraphernalia, possension of cocaine with intent to distribute, some RICO shit to go with the cocaine charge and a seatbelt vioaltion. But the officer pulled us over for no reason and didn't get consent to search my car. My court date is next week. Do you think I will get my kids and license back? Also, will I have to pay a traffic fine? If so, how much will it be?

ComradeAsh
2008-07-30, 15:19
Lay off the crack son.

Azure
2008-07-30, 15:47
Hello my name is Juan Caderez and I live in Louisville Kentucky. I was arrested on June 23 on Taylor Boluvard for several charges. My public defender says I don't have a good chance, but I think otherwise. Me and my friend was driving around smoking crack and weed while we was delivering coke for the Mexican Mafia. I had my kids with me that day and they are 7 and 2. After we deliverd most of the coke, my 7 year old wanted to drive. He is tall, so I said get your brother out of the window and back in his car seat and get in the front. So I pulled over and switched places with my son. He was doing fine, just a little fast. We got pulled over for no reason. But when my son tried to run he crashed into the patrol car. I got arrested for child endangerment, endangerment of a police officer, harboring an illegal immigrant, drug paraphernalia, possension of cocaine with intent to distribute, some RICO shit to go with the cocaine charge and a seatbelt vioaltion. But the officer pulled us over for no reason and didn't get consent to search my car. My court date is next week. Do you think I will get my kids and license back? Also, will I have to pay a traffic fine? If so, how much will it be?

You don't know anyone in La Eme....

phmeworp
2008-07-30, 16:56
c'mon folks, please do NOT feed the trolls.

marley94
2008-07-31, 00:54
You don't know anyone in La Eme....

Shut up pencil dick. I've been in the Mexican Mafia since I was first in prison. Sabes que you don't know me, go choke on a dick and die with your puto mother.

Azure
2008-07-31, 01:20
Shut up pencil dick. I've been in the Mexican Mafia since I was first in prison. Sabes que you don't know me, go choke on a dick and die with your puto mother.

Okay, I'll pull your card.

I'd be delighted to know how your fellow Carnales would react to you breaking guideline #5, Mr "Eme".

How many times lives does a Carnale live?

marley94
2008-07-31, 02:26
Okay, I'll pull your card.

I'd be delighted to know how your fellow Carnales would react to you breaking guideline #5, Mr "Eme".

How many times lives does a Carnale live?

Sta loco, the fuck do you mean guideline number 5. I'm not a recruit, I'm a member. A Carnale lives as long as he needs to ese.

Azure
2008-07-31, 02:30
Sta loco, the fuck do you mean guideline number 5. I'm not a recruit, I'm a member. A Carnale lives as long as he needs to ese.

I'm not surprised you don't know your own supposed organizations constitution, or an answer to such a simple question.

Huero Buff ring any bells?

marley94
2008-07-31, 02:36
I'm not surprised you don't know your own supposed organizations constitution, or an answer to such a simple question.

Huero Buff ring any bells?

Motherfucker I know my constution. Guideline number 5 is "The sponsoring member is totally responsible for the behavior of the new recruit. If the new recruit turns out to be a traitor, it is the sponsoring member's responsibility to eliminate the recruit."
Explain how I broke that.

Azure
2008-07-31, 02:37
Motherfucker I know my constution. Guideline number 5 is "The sponsoring member is totally responsible for the behavior of the new recruit. If the new recruit turns out to be a traitor, it is the sponsoring member's responsibility to eliminate the recruit."
Explain how I broke that.

Well that's not #5 according to the Carnale I know, but hey, it's not like he's actually in the homeland or anything...:rolleyes:

But again, since you tried to duck it; Huero Buff ring any bells?

marley94
2008-07-31, 02:42
Well that's not #5 according to the Carnale I know, but hey, it's not like he's actually in the homeland or anything...:rolleyes:

But again, since you tried to duck it; Huero Buff ring any bells?

The Carnale you know must be wrong. Canadians don't know shit.

And yes Huero Buff rings a bell. He is the founder of La Eme.

Azure
2008-07-31, 02:44
The Carnale you know must be wrong. Canadians don't know shit.

And yes Huero Buff rings a bell. He is the founder of La Eme.

Yes, a Louisville transport MUST know more than Sur Califas carnale. Idiot.

Glad to see google.com actually works for this shit. I wonder if that's where you got your illegitimate constitution from.

marley94
2008-07-31, 07:15
Yes, a Louisville transport MUST know more than Sur Califas carnale. Idiot.

Glad to see google.com actually works for this shit. I wonder if that's where you got your illegitimate constitution from.

I got my constitution from prison dicksucker.

And yes, a Sureno cholo knows more then a Mexican Mafia Carnale. If you had half a brain, you would know that Sur Califas isn't the same as the Mexican Mafia.

Azure
2008-07-31, 17:22
I got my constitution from prison dicksucker.

And yes, a Sureno cholo knows more then a Mexican Mafia Carnale. If you had half a brain, you would know that Sur Califas isn't the same as the Mexican Mafia.

I think you just exposed yourself well enough for the both of us.

Have a nice day, wannabe.

2-0-0-4
2008-08-05, 12:05
Hello my name is Juan Caderez and I live in Louisville Kentucky. I was arrested on June 23 on Taylor Boluvard for several charges. My public defender says I don't have a good chance, but I think otherwise. Me and my friend was driving around smoking crack and weed while we was delivering coke for the Mexican Mafia. I had my kids with me that day and they are 7 and 2. After we deliverd most of the coke, my 7 year old wanted to drive. He is tall, so I said get your brother out of the window and back in his car seat and get in the front. So I pulled over and switched places with my son. He was doing fine, just a little fast. We got pulled over for no reason. But when my son tried to run he crashed into the patrol car. I got arrested for child endangerment, endangerment of a police officer, harboring an illegal immigrant, drug paraphernalia, possension of cocaine with intent to distribute, some RICO shit to go with the cocaine charge and a seatbelt vioaltion. But the officer pulled us over for no reason and didn't get consent to search my car. My court date is next week. Do you think I will get my kids and license back? Also, will I have to pay a traffic fine? If so, how much will it be?



Two thumbs up for this troll thread

I have to give you credit for being creative
as this post did bring substantial lulz to me

Nagasaki911
2008-08-11, 00:44
I got my constitution from prison dicksucker.

And yes, a Sureno cholo knows more then a Mexican Mafia Carnale. If you had half a brain, you would know that Sur Califas isn't the same as the Mexican Mafia.

Si senor! viva mehico

KwinnieFuckingBogan
2008-08-11, 02:12
..I don't think this is a troll thread. Marley's gunna be facing a few charges there though, no need to worry bout traffic fines.