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MrSparkle
2008-08-01, 13:16
This is all purely theoretical the kind of people that run this world would never go for anything like this so its impossible but its fun to think about. Heres what I'd do if I was running the world.
I'd have my big mad land mass lets say the size of the U.S. and I'd divide it into provinces and each province would have completely different laws to suit different kinds of people. There'd even be a province with no laws but we'd probably wanna keep that separate so that could be say Alaska.
Then there'd be provinces where certain drugs are legal so there'd be crackland and herointown and places like that.
Just to show theres no hypocricy in my country and people are free to do whatever the hell they want there'd also be provinces where murder and rape are legal but they'd definitely have to be separate from the mainland so I'd turn islands like Hawaii into murder island and rape island. Of course not many people would wanna live on these islands but its the principle that counts. Everyones free to do whatever the fuck they want if they don't like the laws all they have to do is move to another area.
This idea has its flaws of course but I think if lots of different countries erased their borders and joined forces they could pull it off and then we'd truly live in a free world none of this false freedom that the U.S. government talks about.
MR.Kitty55
2008-08-01, 17:31
lol wut?
DerDrache
2008-08-06, 07:15
If people (you, or anyone) are still deciding what's legal and not legal, then your big free world isn't really free. Not that anarchy is feasible anyways. If you put a group of people somewhere, some type of social structure and order is going to form pretty quickly.
. . .How did this go from "Rape Island" to nations merging for the sake of freedom in just one post? :eek:
OdayJuarez
2008-08-08, 14:51
This is all purely theoretical the kind of people that run this world would never go for anything like this so its impossible but its fun to think about. Heres what I'd do if I was running the world.
I'd have my big mad land mass lets say the size of the U.S. and I'd divide it into provinces and each province would have completely different laws to suit different kinds of people. There'd even be a province with no laws but we'd probably wanna keep that separate so that could be say Alaska.
Then there'd be provinces where certain drugs are legal so there'd be crackland and herointown and places like that.
Just to show theres no hypocricy in my country and people are free to do whatever the hell they want there'd also be provinces where murder and rape are legal but they'd definitely have to be separate from the mainland so I'd turn islands like Hawaii into murder island and rape island. Of course not many people would wanna live on these islands but its the principle that counts. Everyones free to do whatever the fuck they want if they don't like the laws all they have to do is move to another area.
This idea has its flaws of course but I think if lots of different countries erased their borders and joined forces they could pull it off and then we'd truly live in a free world none of this false freedom that the U.S. government talks about.
It's called anti-federalism. Vote Ron Paul.
MR.Kitty55
2008-08-10, 18:18
It's called anti-federalism. Vote Ron Paul.
Its called common sense. Ron Paul is no longer running for President :rolleyes:
Death Insurance
2008-08-11, 03:17
Then there'd be provinces where certain drugs are legal so there'd be crackland and herointown and places like that.
First he said this, implying that some drugs are still illegal, and some provinces would disallow drugs.
people are free to do whatever the hell they want
Then he went bipolar.
OP fails.
surprise buttsecks
2008-08-12, 01:25
I laughed so hard at the thread title.
OdayJuarez
2008-08-17, 10:51
Its called common sense. Ron Paul is no longer running for President :rolleyes:
I'd like to correct myself. It's federalism. Not anti-federalism.
Ron Paul is a political lifestyle. Just because he has ended his campaign doesn't mean he's out of the race. There are state's still appointing delegates with committed Ron Paul supporters forcing votes to unbind delegates. The Republican party is coming around and learning to work with Paul supporters and that process will transorm the party back towards federalism and fiscal conservatism.
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-19, 17:27
Its called common sense.
ewwwwww........
Ron Paul is no longer running for President :rolleyes:
IIRC he still is.....
If you put a group of people somewhere, some type of social structure and order is going to form pretty quickly.
not if you "stir the pot" to prevent crystallization/a film forming on the top/freezing/etc. To use an analogy.
OdayJuarez
2008-08-20, 01:10
not if you "stir the pot" to prevent crystallization/a film forming on the top/freezing/etc. To use an analogy.
Truth. Things get stagnant when people follow the rules for too long. When the board gets upset it's a feeding frenzy that rekindles the competitiveness in the environment. It's just as important to be able to adapt as it is to be able to excel in an established environment.
How do you ensure the pot keeps getting stirred? The cycle takes too long naturally. It's boring.
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-20, 01:58
Truth. Things get stagnant when people follow the rules for too long. When the board gets upset it's a feeding frenzy that rekindles the competitiveness in the environment. It's just as important to be able to adapt as it is to be able to excel in an established environment.
How do you ensure the pot keeps getting stirred? The cycle takes too long naturally. It's boring.
You have an organization that's main objective is to keep others from doing it, but they can't take over as they would be destroyed by others who won't allow it. Technically it doesn't violate the rules as it's not forcing people to accept government and the general populace doesn't have to know..
Or another nation periodically invades and destroys any government that forms
BTW, I forgot:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k259/darknemesistattoo/rape.jpg
gadzooks
2008-08-20, 11:59
Yeah, but what female would voluntarily move to this 'rape island?'
It would be like that scene from the movie Euro Trip where they go to that nude beach and it's just a whole bunch of naked dudes waiting for a chick to show up.
And same thing goes for 'murder island'... Unless you had a death wish, why the fuck would you move there?
Pandalicker41
2008-08-20, 12:56
And same thing goes for 'murder island'... Unless you had a death wish, why the fuck would you move there?
To murder people.
Ron Paul is a political lifestyle.
Man, Communism is just a political lifestyle, man, why you all up in mah grill like that, yo?
MrSparkle
2008-08-21, 01:55
Yeah, but what female would voluntarily move to this 'rape island?'
It would be like that scene from the movie Euro Trip where they go to that nude beach and it's just a whole bunch of naked dudes waiting for a chick to show up.
And same thing goes for 'murder island'... Unless you had a death wish, why the fuck would you move there?
Well this is the big issue with rape island. Who in the name of god is gonna wanna go there. Sick fucks who don't mind raping men. All the rapists go there and maybe convicted sex offenders can get sent there against their will then its an every man for himself rape fest. I don't think there would be any women there though. What woman in the right mind would go there. Although not many people would wanna live on Rape Island its the principle that counts. Theres a place you can go where rape is perfectly legal. Haha I know there probably are places like that in the world right now.
Murder Island works much better. People can go there for bloodsports at the risk of being murdered themselves. All the psychos convicted of murdering people can be dumped on murder island and hunters can go there to hunt humans. Murder island would probably be overrun by gangs with guns in a matter of weeks but again its the principle that counts. A place where murder is legal so people are free to murder people. Actually to spice things up a big the laws on Murder Island allow murder but outlaw guns and military could do routine inspections and confiscate all firearms from the island. Maybe hunters with permits could go in with guns to hunt the locals and the locals would have to use their wits to kill the hunters.
Drug provinces obviously works 50 times better than Rape Island and Murder Island. One province people are allowed to smoke crack in the middle of the street, another place people are allowed to get stoned off their tits on PCP or whatever and certain places alcohol is illegal. That way people who don't like living with the risk of drunk drivers and violent alcoholics can live in a place where alcohol is illegal.
gadzooks
2008-08-21, 15:45
Well this is the big issue with rape island. Who in the name of god is gonna wanna go there. Sick fucks who don't mind raping men. All the rapists go there and maybe convicted sex offenders can get sent there against their will then its an every man for himself rape fest. I don't think there would be any women there though. What woman in the right mind would go there. Although not many people would wanna live on Rape Island its the principle that counts. Theres a place you can go where rape is perfectly legal. Haha I know there probably are places like that in the world right now.
Murder Island works much better. People can go there for bloodsports at the risk of being murdered themselves. All the psychos convicted of murdering people can be dumped on murder island and hunters can go there to hunt humans. Murder island would probably be overrun by gangs with guns in a matter of weeks but again its the principle that counts. A place where murder is legal so people are free to murder people. Actually to spice things up a big the laws on Murder Island allow murder but outlaw guns and military could do routine inspections and confiscate all firearms from the island. Maybe hunters with permits could go in with guns to hunt the locals and the locals would have to use their wits to kill the hunters.
Drug provinces obviously works 50 times better than Rape Island and Murder Island. One province people are allowed to smoke crack in the middle of the street, another place people are allowed to get stoned off their tits on PCP or whatever and certain places alcohol is illegal. That way people who don't like living with the risk of drunk drivers and violent alcoholics can live in a place where alcohol is illegal.
But the thing is, most people who disagree with certain laws, or laws altogether, do so for political or philosophical reasons. It is probably a very small minority who are just in it for the thrill.
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-21, 17:46
Yeah, but what female would voluntarily move to this 'rape island?'
Lots of females want to be raped, no matter how much they deny it. They want to be dominated.
odd that this post wasn't here, swore I put it yeterday here.
combatwomabt6
2008-08-21, 18:30
I don't think there would be any women there though. What woman in the right mind would go there.
i know a girl who always said being raped would be fun.
i guess that kind of girl would spend a weekend on the beaches of rape island.
gadzooks
2008-08-21, 18:32
Lots of females want to be raped, no matter how much they deny it. They want to be dominated.
I agree. This is true.
But most females won't admit to it, and by moving to this island, they're basically telling the whole world about their 'secret' desire.
money and fire
2008-08-25, 18:20
any island i'm on is rape island
Amezarak
2008-08-26, 09:28
This is all purely theoretical the kind of people that run this world would never go for anything like this so its impossible but its fun to think about. Heres what I'd do if I was running the world.
I'd have my big mad land mass lets say the size of the U.S. and I'd divide it into provinces and each province would have completely different laws to suit different kinds of people. There'd even be a province with no laws but we'd probably wanna keep that separate so that could be say Alaska.
Then there'd be provinces where certain drugs are legal so there'd be crackland and herointown and places like that.
Just to show theres no hypocricy in my country and people are free to do whatever the hell they want there'd also be provinces where murder and rape are legal but they'd definitely have to be separate from the mainland so I'd turn islands like Hawaii into murder island and rape island. Of course not many people would wanna live on these islands but its the principle that counts. Everyones free to do whatever the fuck they want if they don't like the laws all they have to do is move to another area.
This idea has its flaws of course but I think if lots of different countries erased their borders and joined forces they could pull it off and then we'd truly live in a free world none of this false freedom that the U.S. government talks about.
This is one of the most intelligent posts I have ever read. I completely agree with your idea of this "Rape Island". I would love to go there and hope to take my future children there to live one day.
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-27, 03:03
I agree. This is true.
But most females won't admit to it, and by moving to this island, they're basically telling the whole world about their 'secret' desire.
seen the papers the guy "Pred" typed on usenet (alt.tasteless)?
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2153028
EDIT: google has it saved
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories.d/msg/ed7f8fbac1a93e52?dmode=source&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.sex.stories.d%2Fmsg%2Fed7f8fb ac1a93e52%3Fdmode%3Dsource
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tasteless/msg/e2a88d7fbb35294f?dmode=source&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.tasteless%2Fmsg%2Fe2a88d7fbb3 5294f%3Fdmode%3Dsource
Can there be a goatse island?
sir robin
2008-08-28, 17:56
There's already a rape and murder CONTINENT out there and it's called Africa. Hell, why not ship all our criminals over there?
There's already a rape and murder CONTINENT out there and it's called Africa. Hell, why not ship all our criminals over there?
Largely thanks to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_II_of_Belgium).
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-30, 19:34
Can there be a goatse island?
people are still discussing that TOTSE Island/nation idea...:D
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-30, 19:36
Largely thanks to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_II_of_Belgium).
that article says they're making a Euro coin with his image imprinted on it...WTF.
that article says they're making a Euro coin with his image imprinted on it...WTF.
What other famous Belgians do you know? I sure as fuck don't know any.
Star Wars Fan
2008-08-31, 14:51
What other famous Belgians do you know? I sure as fuck don't know any.
Other than Gabber artists, no one....:p
EDIT: lol
Belgium has a rich collection of collectors' coins, with face value ranging from 10 to 100 euro. These coins are a legacy of an old national practice of minting of silver and gold commemorative coins. Unlike normal issues, these coins are not legal tender in all the eurozone. For instance, a €10 Belgian commemorative coin cannot be used in any other country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium
They can't use it anywhere other than Belgium....PWNT :D
EDIT: apparently there's some artists and shit lol...
Sure the idea sounds good, but look at it a little more in depth and it fails. In any society there is an economy, which means businesses. I'm sure many businesses would operate in more than one of these provinces, therefore situations would arise where people have to move to a different island in order to keep their job. So johnny wants to live on crack island but has to move to rape island and gets butt raped by a 6 foot black guy.
Star Wars Fan
2008-09-02, 13:39
So johnny wants to live on crack island but has to move to rape island and gets butt raped by a 6 foot black guy.
lulz...
Amezarak
2008-09-27, 08:27
Rape Island!
Encrypted Soldier
2008-09-27, 22:40
If people (you, or anyone) are still deciding what's legal and not legal, then your big free world isn't really free. Not that anarchy is feasible anyways. If you put a group of people somewhere, some type of social structure and order is going to form pretty quickly.
Anarchy doesn't mean that people won't cooperate. It just means a stateless society.
Slave of the Beast
2008-10-01, 14:57
that article says they're making a Euro coin with his image imprinted on it...WTF.
Because secretly many Europeans would still like to turn large swathes of Africa into their personal Pimpdom; today we pay silent homage to the man who actually did.
The Methematician
2008-10-05, 01:31
This is one of the most intelligent posts I have ever read. I completely agree with your idea of this "Rape Island". I would love to go there and hope to take my future children there to live one day.
I'll be waiting
for them:cool:
Agent 008
2008-10-05, 18:33
That's a good idea.
BUT
It's not going to happen. Why? Because there is no practical reason for it to happen.
Unless Rape/Murder/Suicide Island gets turned into an entertainment/extreme sports thing.
The beauty of the Murder Island is that it'll be empty. Or so everyone would think. So a man would move there, to make it his personal island, since he knows nobody else is going to go there. Each man thinks the same thing to himself. Hundreds of them. Thousands. Tens of thousands.
Equipped with guns and ammo, they turn up on this island. Only to find that the way back has been cut off. And that there a cameras everywhere. And it's all part of a live show. And now they have to fight for survival.
Let the bloodbath begin.
half-wit goon
2008-10-06, 00:26
Just wanted to say I laugh everytime I read this thread title.
Agent 008
2008-10-06, 08:49
The real problem is that you can't have ANY laws on the Murder Island, and maybe even on the Rape Island. Because - who would enforce them, and how? And why would they want to work there?
who would enforce them, and how?
Everyone. Via rape.
Agent 008
2008-10-06, 08:56
Everyone. Via rape.
That's.. that's a good idea. I like that one.
That's.. that's a good idea. I like that one.
Really? I just thought it was the only totse thing to say after such a statement, but now that I look at it it does make sense!
Amezarak
2008-10-12, 07:21
When is this "Rape Island" thing gonna happen? I want to rape someone NOW!
Let's fuck some kids
They can't say no
Molest them now before they grow
Threaten them with
Oral sex
Expose yourself to incest
Cause it's
All right to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school
At recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and
MASTURBATE
The Methematician
2008-10-12, 12:42
When is this "Rape Island" thing gonna happen? I want to rape someone NOW!
Let's fuck some kids
They can't say no
Molest them now before they grow
Threaten them with
Oral sex
Expose yourself to incest
Cause it's
All right to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school
At recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and
MASTURBATE
you fail at obscenity, your lack of obscenity disgust the shit out of me
Didn't George Carlin already think of this? Just without any political righteousness and it's all televised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UFZ5NQX88&feature=related
Check it out, one minute in.
This is the most retarded idea I've heard in a long time and it's not even original. I would advise you to visit Murder Island ASAP.
Amezarak
2008-10-20, 01:56
you fail at obscenity, your lack of obscenity disgust the shit out of me
You fail at existing, and I hope your children get raped by GG Allin. I'll bet you've never used meth, but you put it in your username so you sound "cool", or at least YOU think you do. You are the shittiest cunt ever just for making that comment and I cannot express how much I would love to just touch your kids then cut their heads off. I'd love to get your daughters hooked on heroin so I can sell their ugly asses (whos genes they got off their father, The Methamatician) on the strip to make me some money, and when they're not making money I'll beat and rape and torture them with my boys. I'll do this to your wife too, but she'll like it and end up wanting to be with me, because she likes getting pissed and shitted on by 12 guys.
The Methematician
2008-10-20, 09:09
You fail at existing, and I hope your children get raped by GG Allin. I'll bet you've never used meth, but you put it in your username so you sound "cool", or at least YOU think you do. You are the shittiest cunt ever just for making that comment and I cannot express how much I would love to just touch your kids then cut their heads off. I'd love to get your daughters hooked on heroin so I can sell their ugly asses (whos genes they got off their father, The Methamatician) on the strip to make me some money, and when they're not making money I'll beat and rape and torture them with my boys. I'll do this to your wife too, but she'll like it and end up wanting to be with me, because she likes getting pissed and shitted on by 12 guys.
your failure at flame disgusted me even more...and your failure to describe explicit rape ..., they're sickening...
JokersWild
2008-10-28, 00:53
I like it. I came up with a simular idea a couple years back. I mentioned it to someone, they said it would never work but couldn`t come up with why.
I hadn`t thought of rape island, i was focasing more on having drastically differant types of government in differant provinces, maybe have some places with laws styled toward certain religions and of course a place with no laws.
I think the place with no laws (yeah probably an island) would be fun to a lot of people, especially sense it would be a tax haven.
Businesses would have to have security guards though, to kick people out even if what their doing isn`t illegal. I dont think rape island hospitals would be very efficient or effective if the nurses were constantly being raped.
Also, to you guys who are saying places like rape island and murder island wouldn`t work at all because while a few people would go for the thrills, no one would work there, you clearly have to much faith in or are underestimating humanity.