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5MOK420
2008-08-05, 01:04
i honestly believe jesus was born of a man, he was not holy, he was not gods son. my explanation of it is that first mary fucked around on joseph and got pregnant. to avoid being stoned to death for adultery she made up an elaborate excuse that an angel came down and presented her with gods child. people back in the day were very naive and believed it. if somebody today was to come up with this they would be ridiculed and most likely would have many many tests done to see if they were indeed a virgin. they didnt know back then.
christianity and every religion that branches off jesus has been led astray by lies and a sleazy beezy.

Roxberry
2008-08-05, 01:30
The Immaculate Conception refers to Mary's birth, not Jesus'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception

kurdt318
2008-08-05, 01:49
The Immaculate Conception refers to Mary's birth, not Jesus'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception

+1 for knowing your catholicism

Mary's conception is actually quite interesting. Her parents were fairly old and her mother considered "barren." She was considered "immaculate" at the moment of her conception and thus free from original sin.

TheMessiahComplex
2008-08-05, 02:35
So what made you arrive at this conclusion? Sounds like something you just kinda made up.

Feds In Town
2008-08-05, 06:20
+1 for knowing your catholicism

Mary's conception is actually quite interesting. Her parents were fairly old and her mother considered "barren." She was considered "immaculate" at the moment of her conception and thus free from original sin.

I insulted you but then realized you didn't really do anything to deserve it. Thus, this post consists of these words now.

Glas Von Belial
2008-08-05, 20:56
So Mary was a guilt-free baby machine? Noice.

Vagrant
2008-08-05, 21:07
i honestly believe jesus was born of a man, he was not holy, he was not gods son. my explanation of it is that first mary fucked around on joseph and got pregnant. to avoid being stoned to death for adultery she made up an elaborate excuse that an angel came down and presented her with gods child. people back in the day were very naive and believed it. if somebody today was to come up with this they would be ridiculed and most likely would have many many tests done to see if they were indeed a virgin. they didnt know back then.
christianity and every religion that branches off jesus has been led astray by lies and a sleazy beezy.


Shift key broken?


Random speculation could lead you any where, perhaps she was raped and was too afraid to tell anyone? She wanted the fame and glory of the mother of the son of god? Aliens implanted her with the seed of a mutant?

EpicurusGeorge
2008-08-06, 01:32
Random speculation could lead you any where, perhaps she was raped and was too afraid to tell anyone? She wanted the fame and glory of the mother of the son of god? Aliens implanted her with the seed of a mutant?

Maybe Mary didn't even exist, or maybe the Bible is true and she was impregnated by the Holy Spirit, it's impossible to know for sure. That might be why it’s such an interesting topic to talk about.

-ScreamingElectron-
2008-08-06, 02:01
immaculate conception sonds weird. Like the dude cleaned up after he was finished. Gave that shit a spit shine.

MongolianThroatCancer
2008-08-07, 03:17
maybe joseph date raped her

-ScreamingElectron-
2008-08-07, 11:13
maybe joseph date raped her

That would explain her story. She couldn't remember all of what happened, just some guy came to her and say 'shhh, it will be alright' and she felt she had to add to the story with all the god and angel shiz...