So I am going to drive to Tijuana in a few weeks and want to bring back a few pounds of weed. I haven't been to tj in years and don't know what border security is like now. I don't have enough connections to hide it in my engine and shit. I need tips on how to bring back some weed across the border.

So I am going to drive to Tijuana in a few weeks and want to bring back a few pounds of weed. I haven't been to tj in years and don't know what border security is like now. I don't have enough connections to hide it in my engine and shit. I need tips on how to bring back some weed across the border.

I don't understand how connections would help you hide it in your engine? Maybe I'm thinking of a different kind of connection...lol. 3 pounds is kinda high to be risking trafficking, why would you want Mexican commercial anyway? It's not THAT much cheaper...

Do that many people really watch Weeds?

Do that many people really watch Weeds?

The Kentucky PD uses it to get into teh mind of teh drug d33lers...

True story.

I knew someone would mention Weeds which is why I said I don't have connections. I never said 3 pounds, I just want a key. I'm gonna be there so I thought I would take advantage of it. Last time I brought weed across the border was 1981, so I need help on concealing it from dogs and against a search.

I knew someone would mention Weeds which is why I said I don't have connections. I never said 3 pounds, I just want a key. I'm gonna be there so I thought I would take advantage of it. Last time I brought weed across the border was 1981, so I need help on concealing it from dogs and against a search.

Lol, whether it's 1 kilo or 1.5 would have little fucking bearing at all.... (it might legally?? sic) Good luck running that pass dogs....

My best advice would be to stick it in your crotch, making it quite obvious, the delievery has to be timed to the circumstances, but if you throw out a story with teary and embarssed eyes about a horrible bike accident two years ago that left you 'severely' deformed round dem parts....

That, or if American Cops are anything like Pommy ones, stick it in your hair or under you hat..... they never ever check there.

Fuck Weeds, it is all about Californication.

Fuck Weeds, it is all about Californication.

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