... now they're SUPER Moderators.

With SUPER powers.

Of moderation.

Which makes them moderately super powers.

oddballz? Wasn't he sorta new to moderation? Was there some criteria for this supermodhood?

I can't really say much for oddballz but congratulations Meta.

I see a MLoR-type failure in the future.
I have 5 morphine on Meta.
EDIT: Oh and thank you for the new "Not in MY forum" forum.
I won't have to see SG-type shit in HB anymoar.

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Oddballz194 and Metaphysicist to the Fun Bunch Oval Office. They have certainly put in a lot of effort and personal time over the years into keeping Totse afloat, and even though they've dropped their drawers once or twice, just the same as the next bag of human flesh, I say we are fortunate to have such fair-minded SM's in our bea-u-tiful community. I would also throw a rose at Zok's feet, if I may be so bold. Congrats dudes.

Now Acidmelt... Acidmelt.... ah, what da fuck... come on over here dude and give me a big hug.

I'm high.

Edit: fucking demod BSK, ya fat bastard. I mean, what the fuck were you thinking?

They must feel so special.
<3

This is like a real life promotion for Meta. I bet he's gonna get some tonight.

Wow wow wow
w0w

Good choice man. Long live the hunter!

Wow wow wow

I saw the title and expected some massive mod drama.

Building my hopes up :mad:

At least there's someone to cover for Acidmelt when he goes into a coma for another 8 months..........

lol jeff can you make me a mod again? plz!

lol jeff can you make me a mod again? plz!

You have to check the yes under your profile do you want to be a mod question... then Jeff may magically teleport you back to modhood.

Dr. Ol Raw should be recrowned Mod.

Why is flaccidmelt a Admin still?

I changed my mind. Metaphysicist is not going to mod anything. In fact I am banning him. Instead I will make Spider_ an Administrator.

Why thank you Jeff.

I was going to quote someone with a really witty response, but as I carried on reading the thread and got to the bottom I forgot who it was and can't find it again.

So instead you get this post.

Huzzah.

Thanks dude.

Hi Jeff.

Well this is pretty cool. Congrats to Meta and oddballz!

oddballz194 is a bad choice, he's admitted to being an insane paranoid, and if you saw what was happening when people were jokingly asking him to help them with hacking totse accounts he was taking it was too seriously

oddballz194 is a bad choice, he's admitted to being an insane paranoid, and if you saw what was happening when people were jokingly asking him to help them with hacking totse accounts he was taking it was too seriously

I said I was bipolar, and have intermittent anxiety issues. Paranoia is NOT part of my symptom profile -- I'd send you my doctor's name and phone number, but they can't say anything to you anyways since the privacy laws are so strict.

Insanity is also not part of my symptom profile, as I am aware of my surroundings, what I'm doing, and I have a grasp on consensus reality.

As for the requests for help hacking totse accounts, I issued TWO infractions. Both were too small to trigger a ban, and both members posted after my infracting them. I removed one of those infractions at Meta's request, since that instance occurred in his forum, and he proceeded to ban the member. The additional bannings from people being stupid and asking that were all done by Meta, not me. So really, you're complaining about me for being too lenient. Nice.

All I said at the time is that we can't be sure someone's joking, so if they're asking to hack the site we have to do something. In my case, I gave the minimal infraction that could be indicated for the offense (organizing criminal activity, 5 points). Meta gave the maximum infraction for the offense (attempt to hack/deface/attack/destroy/otherwise damage Totse.com, which is 15 points).

oddballz194 is a bad choice, he's admitted to being an insane paranoid, and if you saw what was happening when people were jokingly asking him to help them with hacking totse accounts he was taking it was too seriously

Maybe that's what we need some insanity.

They both deserve it

First

... now they're SUPER Moderators.

With SUPER powers.

Of moderation.

Which makes them moderately super powers.

Jeff Hunter made a joke.

It's about time Half Baked be named Soviet Totse.

I've seen Meta abuse his power too many times in the past. I don't like him and would never trust him.

Totse is becoming a true bureaucracy, only the psychos are getting promoted.

I've seen Meta abuse his power too many times in the past. I don't like him and would never trust him.

Totse is becoming a true bureaucracy, only the psychos are getting promoted.Not entirely true. There are yet a few psychos around here that still have to eat the crumbs that fall off the King's table.

So what exactly can a super mod do?

Are they pretty much the same as the old BBS 'Administrators'?

jeff hunter made a joke.
Nevermind

So what exactly can a super mod do?

Are they pretty much the same as the old BBS 'Administrators'?Zok and Acidmelt are no spring chickens, sure... but old? I don't know...

Nevermind was a great album.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Fuck you! Don't you EVER!

Listen fool, I am NOT letting you start this game again.

ONE MORE post like this and I will ban you again. This is not the place to be asking me questions, so knock it off or say bye bye.

And for the record, trhe photo was on my photobucket and it was taken fromo there.


Jeff is this the sort of behaviour you like to expect of your super moderators. In this thread (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2151476) we expose Meta red handed handing out spam infractions for non-spam posts. How can you not only tolerate but reward this?

I'd send you my doctor's name and phone number, but they can't say anything to you anyways since the privacy laws are so strict.

'sif doctors actually care about patient confidentiality. Fucking lol.

make me a mod, and i will give you 72 virgins.

make me a mod, and I will take 72 virgins.

I believe bangbangbooty and I should be re-promoted to BI mods.

Make it happen Jeff, 6 years is too long. :eek:

I believe bangbangbooty and I should be re-promoted to BI mods.

Make it happen Jeff, 6 years is too long. :eek:

cry baby.

I guess it was right to give Metaphysicist super mod powers. I mean, if he wasn't sitting on the computer all day, acting like he's the shit because he can infract people from a website made for teenagers, there'd be no point to his life.

I guess it was right to give Metaphysicist super mod powers. I mean, if he wasn't sitting on the computer all day, acting like he's the shit because he can infract people from a website made for teenagers, there'd be no point to his life.Listen cunt. If Meta (and others) weren't keeping on top of things, and doing a great job at it, you wouldn't even have a place to post. Consider yourself fortunate.

Listen cunt. If Meta (and others) weren't keeping on top of things, and doing a great job at it, you wouldn't even have a place to post. Consider yourself fortunate.

What?

What?Hey. Call a spade a spade. If there was anything to bitch about, I'd be the first one to ram a two-by-four up their arses sideways, but recently there has been a lot of great work being done around here. Give credit where credit is due... that's what my Pappy al'ays tole me. Anything to add?

You're funny.

You're funny.Is that good or bad, lover?

Both kinds of funny.

Both kinds of funny.Balance is a good thing, for sure.

, but recently there has been a lot of great work being done around here.

can you clue me in on the great work being done around here. I have been working alot and I guess I missed it. The only real changed I noticed is my friend and someone I thought was a great poster DaGura is no longer here. The second biggest change I have seen is you now seem to be Metas biggest fan, no offense

can you clue me in on the great work being done around here. I have been working alot and I guess I missed it. The only real changed I noticed is my friend and someone I thought was a great poster DaGura is no longer here. The second biggest change I have seen is you now seem to be Metas biggest fan, no offenseI'm a big fan of ANYONE who looks like they're trying the best to make Totse better, and Metaphysicist just happens to be doing a fair amount of work toward that. It's true that I'm still red hot about DaGuru deciding we hate him, and the fact that he feels he is unwanted now, but alas, it was not Metaphysicist that was responsible for that fiasco. I am just as sad about DaGuru as you are. About the moderators, don't you worry - there's still lots of prime pickins out there, just waiting for the two-by four up the asshole sideways trick to head their way.

There has been good work on Totse recently, and Meta's been a big part of that so the Super Moderator thing is well deserved. I've often baulked at some things he's said but overall he's a GOOD GUY! And if he stops being a good guy we've got guys like -Spectral to give him a good rogering........verbally......i hope! Or maybe that's how he always wins arguments................Uh oh.

There has been good work on Totse recently, and Meta's been a big part of that so the Super Moderator thing is well deserved. I've often baulked at some things he's said but overall he's a GOOD GUY! And if he stops being a good guy we've got guys like -Spectral to give him a good rogering........verbally......i hope! Or maybe that's how he always wins arguments................Uh oh.It's true I've been known to be all over Meta like a dirty shirt when he'd dropped his drawers once or twice, and he's even gone so far as to make a poll to get rid of me once and for all, but not many moderators here work as hard as he does (probably only one of 5), and I call a spade a spade when I see one.

Jeff, do you ever listen to yourself speak...

Or type...
wait
FUCK
OK NVM!

so what happens to me, the totse regular?

do i get a prize?

so what happens to me, the totse regular?

do i get a prize?

You get de-regulared.

so what happens to me, the totse regular?

Do i get a prize?

Newest Arrival aahahahahahaha!!!!!!

You get de-regulared.

can i get made an acolyte permantly for teh lulz

Meta's a fucking nob head

Meta's a fucking nob head
Correction.
He is a sob head.

I think I'm in love with Jeff.

I think I'm in love with Jeff.Have your head examined, at once. Thank-you.

Sounds good to me.

What exactly IS a super moderator? What can they do that normal mods can't?

Will there eventually be a Super Mega Awesome Ultimate Buttraping Moderator? Or is that Jeff's Alter-Ego? :eek:

Is there an upgrade in penis size that comes with that or just the title?

Posting in a Jeff Hunter thread.

Posting in a Jeff Hunter thread.

Go away jeff im sick of your shit

Metaphysicist > God > Me > You > Everyone else

I saw the title and expected some massive mod drama.

Building my hopes up :mad:

At least there's someone to cover for Acidmelt when he goes into a coma for another 8 months..........


I'd hope he goes into a coma for longer than 8 months, then dies after waking up for a few days and is found banging a toaster.

I'd hope he goes into a coma for longer than 8 months, then dies after waking up for a few days and is found banging a toaster.Truth be told, Acidmelt has never been in a coma. Actually, he's been fit as a fiddle the whole time. Please feel free to pick up your consolation-prize from the nice-looking girl at the back-stage door. Also, if you wouldn't mind terribly, we'd like the hat back.

Congrats to both of you :)

Congratulations oddballz194. C WAT I DID THAR?

Congratulations oddballz194. C WAT I DID THAR?

OIC WUT U DID THAR! :eek:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Hey Jeff, call me sometime!

Bump.

Bump.

you smelly bastard.

you smelly bastard.Bump.

Don't you hate it when these threads always turn into a bunch of faggots posting useless bullshit for pages and pages and keep popping up on your subscribed list and pissing you off? This one is just starting to do it now, after only 2 pages

Don't mind me, just bumping the thread to piss off Galgamech.

Jeff, my :cool: has just :confused:. Do you want it? It's yours!

Don't you hate it when these threads always turn into a bunch of faggots posting useless bullshit for pages and pages and keep popping up on your subscribed list and pissing you off? This one is just starting to do it now, after only 2 pages

lol@threadtoolsfailure

Don't you hate it when these threads always turn into a bunch of faggots posting useless bullshit for pages and pages and keep popping up on your subscribed list and pissing you off? This one is just starting to do it now, after only 2 pagesI've been rambling on for years about this very problem. It is the single-most problem we have on Totse, besides gung-ho moderators out for fame and fortune (and at least a good meal a day on Acolyte and Regulars). People don't really want to admit to it, and they'll bitch me out like there's no tomorrow for repeating it, but Totse ain't the place for a pack of clueless 12-yr-olds, cluttering up your favorite-thread collection with meaningless shit-drops and pokemon-style drivel. Sure, the place is open to all to express their thoughts, and I would even accept a 10-yr-old who expresses herself/himself well, but the shit we see on Totse today is outright spam, and a serious defacement to the site. It is these single-minded clown- children who have taken this place into a rough decline, and if I had my way, I would hunt down and eject every single one of them before I called it a day. If these clueless fucking juvenile-delinquents want a place to play, they can get their stupid asses over to pokemon.com.

^ That post brought this fuckthread to the top of my subscribed threads! :mad:

^

Case in point, this fucking punk. Sees this thread, so drops a useless shit-drop into it, then goes right on over to the other two threads that I just made valid contribution to and dropped a one-word no-content post into each of them, just to get its stupid yucks in. Give me a moderator account right now and I'll show you one less fucking clown fucking up Totse, like this loser. You'd think the new super-moderators would be concentrating on this issue.

^

Case in point, this fucking punk. Sees this thread, so drops a useless shit-drop into it, then goes right on over to the other two threads I just made valid contribution to and dropped a one-word no-content post into them just to get it's stupid yucks in. Give me a moderator account right now and I'll show you one less fucking clown fucking up Totse, like this loser. You'd think the new super-moderators would be concentrating on this issue.
Stop your fucking whining. Give ME a moderator account and I'll show one more old man how to get the fuck off the internet and how to play golf.

Stop your fucking whining. Give ME a moderator account and I'll show one more old man how to get the fuck off the internet and how to play golf.The point you are missing here, Numberjumbo, is that you are one of the main reasons Metaphysicist and Oddballz194 were assigned to their duties here. They are the acting protectors of the spirit of this place. Looking through your posting history for about the last 15 pages of posts, I see only two posts that would barely qualify for a valid contribution... every other post in it is a useless shit-drop, worthy of permanent ban. You're a great guy and all that, Numberjumbo, but we can no longer tolerate your personal agenda of using Totse as your personal platform to get your jollies in while you deface and litter the boards with your asinine spam. Just pray to your gods that I never make it in... or why not just make a turn for the better? It's not that hard you know.

The point you are missing here, Numberjumbo, is that you are one of the main reasons Metaphysicist and Oddballz194 were assigned to their duties here. They are the acting protectors of the spirit of this place. Looking through your posting history for about the last 15 pages of posts, I see only two posts that would barely qualify for a valid contribution... every other post in it is a useless shit-drop, worthy of permanent ban. You're a great guy and all that, Numberjumbo, but we can no longer tolerate your personal agenda of using Totse as your personal platform to get your jollies in while you deface and litter the boards with your asinine spam. Just pray to your gods that I never make it in... or why not just make a turn for the better? It's not that hard you know.
Have you not realised, by my 10,000 odd shitty posts, that I am a non-serious guy, and I do not take the internet serious (except for wires)?



And TBH, if you were ever to get mod again, I would stop posting shitty replies and actually contribute.



...



Nah, who am I kidding ..


















People like you who rage over every small thing, "OMG U R DERAILIN' MY TRAINTRAX, MUST GET ENGINEER 2 FIX", is why people like me stay and fuel your rage.

... as we listen to the sound of a flat ass whistling over the nearest hedge-fence.

... as we listen to the sound of a flat ass whistling over the nearest hedge-fence..ecnef-egdeh tseraen eht revo gniltsihw ssa talf a fo dnuos eht ot netsil ew sa ...

^

Case in point, this fucking punk. Sees this thread, so drops a useless shit-drop into it, then goes right on over to the other two threads that I just made valid contribution to and dropped a one-word no-content post into each of them, just to get its stupid yucks in. Give me a moderator account right now and I'll show you one less fucking clown fucking up Totse, like this loser. You'd think the new super-moderators would be concentrating on this issue.

So you'll actually abridge the freedom of speech even more if you become a mod?

So you'll actually abridge the freedom of speech even more if you become a mod?No-content shit-drops aren't free speech - they're no-content shitdrops, otherwise known as spam/defacement. Get it right, huh? And yes, if I ever do make mod, which isn't likely considering the personal agendas of some, I'll boot out any no-content fucker I can find. And no, booting defacers and spammers isn't an agenda, it's a promise.

You should be the president of the USA.

You should be the president of the USA.You should shut your useless wiener-warmer.

No-content shit-drops aren't free speech - they're no-content shitdrops, otherwise known as spam/defacement. Get it right, huh? And yes, if I ever do make mod, which isn't likely considering the personal agendas of some, I'll boot out any no-content fucker I can find. And no, booting defacers and spammers isn't an agenda, it's a promise.

If you don't like a particular user's posts, the "ignore" button is all yours.

Banning someone just because you don't like their posts is a bad idea.

If you don't like a particular user's posts, the "ignore" button is all yours.

Banning someone just because you don't like their posts is a bad idea.And there's where you have it wrong. Shit-drop defacements ARE NOT posts. You may think they are, but the truth of it is, if someone drops endless pieces of shit one-word idiocies like "lulz" across several forums over and over again, that's defacement, not posts. Making a real post is when you actually say something. Get your definitions right, then come back and see me. The ignore button is not meant to combat defacement, that's what moderators are for.

You should shut your useless wiener-warmer.

^ This is not a post in my opinion. It's just pointless cussing of someone on the internet, that serves no purpose whatsoever and takes up space on Jeff's server.

Infracted.

^ This is not a post in my opinion. It's just pointless cussing of someone on the internet, that serves no purpose whatsoever and takes up space on Jeff's server.

Infracted.Wrong. One should never be infracted for a few no content posts, but making a constant habit of it is a completely different story. Try again.

You should shut your useless wiener-warmer.
But if it's shut, how will you keep your 1" dick warm?

Wrong. One should never be infracted for a few no content posts, but making a constant habit of it is a completely different story. Try again.
Banned for retardation.

Banned for retardation.Retards aren't even allowed on Totse. Grab your door prize on the way out fool.

As for the topic, I think Metaphysicist and Oddballz194 are doing a great job, even if they are undermined.

Retards aren't even allowed on Totse. Grab your door prize on the way out fool.

As for the topic, I think Metaphysicist and Oddballz194 are doing a great job, even if they are undermined.
What are you doing here?

Here's what non-content posts have done to Totse. Hopefully, Metaphysicist and Oddballz194 will lay down some harsher rules for defacement.

http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/SpectraLPics/widgetsalexacom.jpg

Good for them but i hope they fix all the fucking stupid posts new arrivals make.