View Full Version : New, hair, cut
mayor of monkey town
2008-08-10, 10:14
My once long, luxurious and loveable hair is no more.
I have gotten a crazy edgy kinda haircut, the sort you can only get when you pay someone $200 for it.
Shit, they didnt even call it a haircut - it was a style creation or something, either way im looking sexy and turning heads as im rocking my new doo around the town.
Bitches be all like 'ohheygreathairyousexybeast' speaking quickly because my new hair is not only better looking but far more aerodynamic and thusly i walk much faster.
Sometimes i worry that i am walking faster than the speed of sound, so i yell because it means my lips will sync up with the words because yelling is faster than normal talking.
Its almost unfair because i was already so great looking, and now im just WOW - unbeatable.
unbeatable.
Tl/dr
awesome new haircut.
You've gotten less cool than you used to be.
mayor of monkey town
2008-08-10, 10:43
You've gotten less cool than you used to be.
Yeah well ive changed alot, i mean look at my hair!
Mötleÿ Crüe
2008-08-10, 10:43
Show us before and after shots, you villainous bastard!
mayor of monkey town
2008-08-10, 10:54
Show us before and after shots, you villainous bastard!
Dont have a camera, i dont believe in recording history - so your shit out of luck.
When i leave my house im strapped like charleton heston,
i pull out my piece and wave to everyone
feared like terrorists nuclear bombs could block out the sun
stick your gat in your mouth and have some fun.
Doctor Anus
2008-08-10, 11:54
Dont have a camera, i dont believe in recording history - so your shit out of luck.
When i leave my house im strapped like charleton heston,
i pull out my piece and wave to everyone
feared like terrorists nuclear bombs could block out the sun
stick your gat in your mouth and have some fun.
dude, you're such a faggot farm.
undergoing_treatment
2008-08-10, 12:39
faggot farm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Hey, I got a haircut too! Well...more like, just shaved my head with some clippers.
Hey I got a haircut too!
Well, it's more like I shaved my penis with some clippers.
Oh wow! Sounds like the change I need in my life. What is the stylist's name ?
I want a new haircut. It's fucking hard to decide upon one though.
rabbhimself
2008-08-10, 20:35
Even if you're trolling the post made me laugh, so good stuff.
But if you're not trolling, then pics are needed.
Cosmonaut3030
2008-08-11, 00:45
Hahaha. Best thread ever.
KwinnieFuckingBogan
2008-08-11, 02:40
My once long, luxurious and loveable hair is no more.
I have gotten a crazy edgy kinda haircut, the sort you can only get when you pay someone $200 for it.
Shit, they didnt even call it a haircut - it was a style creation or something, either way im looking sexy and turning heads as im rocking my new doo around the town.
Bitches be all like 'ohheygreathairyousexybeast' speaking quickly because my new hair is not only better looking but far more aerodynamic and thusly i walk much faster.
Sometimes i worry that i am walking faster than the speed of sound, so i yell because it means my lips will sync up with the words because yelling is faster than normal talking.
Its almost unfair because i was already so great looking, and now im just WOW - unbeatable.
unbeatable.
Tl/dr
awesome new haircut.
Looks like customs didn't catch all of the cocaine coming into the ccountry.
StarWarsNerd
2008-08-11, 17:36
pics or it didn't happen
ComradeAsh
2008-08-12, 08:23
I got a haircut too.
Well not really, but some of it came out when I was combing it. But that's because its giant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
this.
yup, got one too. pretty cool by the way, girls love it. it's also aerodynamic by the way..I run 100m in 9.59 sec... sometime I think people just don't want to be faster, if they wanted to they'd get an aerodynamic haircut
KwinnieFuckingBogan
2008-08-25, 23:46
yup, got one too. pretty cool by the way, girls love it. it's also aerodynamic by the way..I run 100m in 9.59 sec... sometime I think people just don't want to be faster, if they wanted to they'd get an aerodynamic haircut
No offence meant to you, your nation, our education system, and your nations ideals..
..but maybe they realise that how fast you run 100m, how fast your run half a mile doesn't fucken matter. It means nothing, unless you are an athlete that competes in events in which running matters.
..That's pretty fast though!
rabbhimself
2008-08-26, 00:09
This thread is still making me lol :D
Keep it up.