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easeoflife22
2008-08-12, 21:32
Why does everyone assume hybrids are evil? Not all hybrids are evil, and many live normal lives. Many of them don't even know they are a hybrid. Most just think they're just really smart or gifted. It's alien stereotyping.
vazilizaitsev89
2008-08-12, 22:41
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The Methematician
2008-08-12, 23:35
By hybrid you meant mongrels, right ?
I agree, people who like to drive a Prius are just adding to more and more waste. I mean, where is the battery gonna go when you're done with it?
I agree, people who like to drive a Prius are just adding to more and more waste. I mean, where is the battery gonna go when you're done with it?
isnt he refereeing to half humaans half aliens and not cars??????????
I like to referee in my spare time too.
easeoflife22
2008-08-14, 00:45
Yes of course, the Toyota Prius conspiracy. You think you're buying a environmentally car, except the battery production creates worse environmental damage than the standard car.
I meant alien-human hybrids. Why does everyone assume they're evil?
I don't believe that they exist, since no aliens could be dumb enough to reproduce with humans.
AngryFemme
2008-08-14, 01:13
I don't believe that they exist, since no aliens could be dumb enough to reproduce with humans.
LOL. Niiiiice!
I don't believe that they exist, since no aliens could be dumb enough to reproduce with humans.
more likely to be humans with alien genomes created in top secret labs
The Methematician
2008-08-15, 00:46
more likely to be humans with alien genomes created in top secret labs
Well, if alien is soooo smart, they wouldn't ended up as pieces in a lab, would they ???
Slave of the Beast
2008-08-15, 11:36
Well, if alien is soooo smart, they wouldn't ended up as pieces in a lab, would they ???
Than they obviously aren't that smart.
launchpad
2008-08-15, 16:32
They're evil because they are working w/ the Illuminati, NWO, and reptilians in their plot to create one world government and eventually turn mankind into a subjugated slave population serving the whims of the rich...Through the creating of hybrids in Dulce, New Mexico the government (and by extention their reptilian overlords) are helping to implant these factions into the human population - factions that will carry out orders and directions whenever they are contacted by their superiors (even if they don't know what they are, they will still carry out their directives).
If you know of any hybrids please report them to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for eradication - hopefully in an over-the-top and flamboyant manner.
The Methematician
2008-08-15, 20:29
Than they obviously aren't that smart.
If they are not smart enough to avoid capture, then they certainly aren't smart enough for inter-planetary travel, right ?
*staring @ you with head tilted 30* on X&Y axis, 27* on Z axis*
Than they obviously aren't that smart.
crash landing in roswell led to the capture of some and it has began from there so im told
Bukujutsu
2008-08-16, 07:03
If they are not smart enough to avoid capture, then they certainly aren't smart enough for inter-planetary travel, right ?
Well, we(not including government people, probably) don't know how they're ships work or why they sometimes crash. Besides, they could've gotten the technology from other aliens or overall they might not be that advanced, they might've sort of just come across the idea for this technology by chance, or some advanced thing could be making their ships crash.
The Methematician
2008-08-16, 11:07
Well, we(not including government people, probably) don't know how they're ships work or why they sometimes crash. Besides, they could've gotten the technology from other aliens or overall they might not be that advanced, they might've sort of just come across the idea for this technology by chance, or some advanced thing could be making their ships crash.
What an insightful post. Or perhaps those aliens that just crashed into earth were just dumb alien that came here via a rented UFOs. Or a stolen one...with fake registration / plate number.
And perhaps they're shot down by advanced alien police during a GTA styled UFO chase...
Slave of the Beast
2008-08-16, 13:20
If they are not smart enough to avoid capture, then they certainly aren't smart enough for inter-planetary travel, right ?
*staring @ you with head tilted 30* on X&Y axis, 27* on Z axis*
Kindly explain to me how the ability to fly interplanetary craft confers infalibility upon the pilot.
The Methematician
2008-08-16, 14:43
Kindly explain to me how the ability to fly interplanetary craft confers infalibility* upon the pilot.
*=Boldened for irony.:)
IF :
The IQ(intelligence) required for a species to be able to come up with a vehicle capable of inter-planetary travel is about 3000points,
then
the average IQ point for that species must be around 2900-3100points.
So, the dumbest alien must have at least an IQ point of 2500, or about 20+ times smarter than the smartest human.
We all know smart serial killer is less likely to make a mistake compared to a dumb serial killer...
therefore :
The chances of an alien driver that is at least 20+ times smarter than the smartest human involved in a traffic accident is almost impossible...
coupled with :
The aliens population, being an extremely smart society, will introduce thousands of safety protocols to ensure the safety of all inter-planetary travel...and not to mention zillions electronics that will assist drivers prevent an accident....
hence....
I have arrived at the conclusion that if..aliens are capable of interplanetary travel, they will *never* be involved in an accident or crash....
*blows cigar smoke at your face*
Slave of the Beast
2008-08-16, 16:58
*=Boldened for irony.:)
Ironic? Only if I had claimed to be infallible.
Which I didn't.
IF :
The IQ(intelligence) required for a species to be able to come up with a vehicle capable of inter-planetary travel is about 3000points,
then
the average IQ point for that species must be around 2900-3100points.
So, the dumbest alien must have at least an IQ point of 2500, or about 20+ times smarter than the smartest human.
We all know smart serial killer is less likely to make a mistake compared to a dumb serial killer...
therefore :
The chances of an alien driver that is at least 20+ times smarter than the smartest human involved in a traffic accident is almost impossible...
coupled with :
The aliens population, being an extremely smart society, will introduce thousands of safety protocols to ensure the safety of all inter-planetary travel...and not to mention zillions electronics that will assist drivers prevent an accident....
hence....
I have arrived at the conclusion that if..aliens are capable of interplanetary travel, they will *never* be involved in an accident or crash....
*blows cigar smoke at your face*
Inventing a long list of unprovable suppositions about alien IQ and society doesn't allow you to conclude anything.
And if we're going to start making wild guesses, then maybe flying a spacecraft of theirs also requires an IQ of 2500+ and extremely sophisticated electronics just to pilot the bloody thing in a straight line. Maybe there are some elements of faster than light spaceflight which are wholly unpredictable and on rare occasions lead to accidents. Which would therefore mean they may be no less likely to crash the damn thing, than a human driver is to spin out of control when a front tyre blows at 60mph.
And blowing cigar smoke out of your asshole is an impressive party trick, but I'd prefer if you didn't do it near my face.
What an insightful post. Or perhaps those aliens that just crashed into earth were just dumb alien that came here via a rented UFOs. Or a stolen one...with fake registration / plate number.
And perhaps they're shot down by advanced alien police during a GTA styled UFO chase...
wtf would they have plates???????
easeoflife22
2008-08-19, 23:11
When I was thinking of hybrid, I was thinking more along the lines of the ancient peoples who came in contact with a meteor that contained alien bacteria. From touching the rock, the bacteria combined with our own DNA altering those who touched it into hybrids. The rocks were a colonization project by an alien race million of light years away. Soon those who possessed the rocks developed extraordinary intelligence and unique abilities that allowed them to conquer the world. Later in history each of the civilizations was then visited by aliens and given more info and technology. Some of these unique abilities where locked into that DNA like a code. When certain code chains lined up it produced beings that had brains that mapped the future, as the aliens that sent the rock where time travelers. We called these men prophets and holy men, and the aliens were angels and demons. Throughout history, fighting for these special meteors went on, and a name given to the collection of these meteor fragments was the holy grail. They called it this because of the divine powers that it gave those who possessed it. Jesus was a descendant of the bloodline that possessed these stones. To this day many of these hybrid families still exist, and many are still churning out prophets. The Bible prophecies say that the the second coming of Christ and the Anti-Christ will be born of these families.
I'm curious as to why everyone thinks these people are all evil, when one of them will save you in the near future?
southernsun
2008-08-19, 23:23
Why does everyone assume hybrids are evil? Not all hybrids are evil, and many live normal lives. Many of them don't even know they are a hybrid. Most just think they're just really smart or gifted. It's alien stereotyping.
Show me proof of alien/human hybrids, I mean rock solid concrete evidence that basically says "HERE YOU ARE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE - YOU CAN'T DENY IT NOW" sorta proof.
I'm waiting.
When I was thinking of hybrid, I was thinking more along the lines of the ancient peoples who came in contact with a meteor that contained alien bacteria. From touching the rock, the bacteria combined with our own DNA altering those who touched it into hybrids. The rocks were a colonization project by an alien race million of light years away. Soon those who possessed the rocks developed extraordinary intelligence and unique abilities that allowed them to conquer the world. Later in history each of the civilizations was then visited by aliens and given more info and technology. Some of these unique abilities where locked into that DNA like a code. When certain code chains lined up it produced beings that had brains that mapped the future, as the aliens that sent the rock where time travelers. We called these men prophets and holy men, and the aliens were angels and demons. Throughout history, fighting for these special meteors went on, and a name given to the collection of these meteor fragments was the holy grail. They called it this because of the divine powers that it gave those who possessed it. Jesus was a descendant of the bloodline that possessed these stones. To this day many of these hybrid families still exist, and many are still churning out prophets. The Bible prophecies say that the the second coming of Christ and the Anti-Christ will be born of these families.
I'm curious as to why everyone thinks these people are all evil, when one of them will save you in the near future?
i dont know why but i really like this theory!
great interpretation, never thought of the holy grail like that before.
The Methematician
2008-08-20, 10:50
Ironic? Only if I had claimed to be infallible.
Which I didn't.
No, but your lack of infallibility to spell infallible correctly is, and quite amusing...really..
Inventing a long list of unprovable suppositions about alien IQ and society doesn't allow you to conclude anything.
True, and so is Einstien and his relativity theories, Hawking,....or even Sagan and their blackholes thingies...
But does it makes one wrong or delusional,..I think not. Can we not conclude a hypothesis ?? nah...
And if we're going to start making wild guesses, then maybe flying a spacecraft of theirs also requires an IQ of 2500+ and extremely sophisticated electronics just to pilot the bloody thing in a straight line.
Ummm,...that's what just I said...
Maybe there are some elements of faster than light spaceflight which are wholly unpredictable and on rare occasions lead to accidents.
As a species with at least 2500+ IQ, those obstacles and problems would have been foreseen and overcome during the initial development and testing, don't ya think ?????
It's not like Boieng would just make a plane from scratch and fly it to India as passenger carrier the next day,... right ??
Which would therefore mean they may be no less likely to crash the damn thing, than a human driver is to spin out of control when a front tyre blows at 60mph.
That's where you're wrong. I don't see an F1 car piloted by an experienced F1 driver will crash out during cornering or in straight line @ 60mph....
And blowing cigar smoke out of your asshole is an impressive party trick, but I'd prefer if you didn't do it near my face.
Gee...sus....what kind of party is *that* ? All the parties I've been to, people only exhales cigar smoke out their mouth or nose....
*saw the word LONDON in your location field*
Ohhh...a "British" one....(remembering one of the famous quotes from the movie Eastern Promise....). Explains alot didn't it ?
Silly Stick
2008-08-20, 13:59
Methematician you're an asshole, you can't just assume that the entire species of alien have super IQ; you think every pilot who flies a plane is as clever as the person that invented it? Anyway it doesn’t matter how high their IQ is, to say something can’t go wrong is stupid, Titanic was bloody “unsinkable” but it still sunk on its maiden voyage. Sod’s Law is bound to kick in eventually don’t you think?
Don’t know what you’re talking about with the Eastern Promise quote thing, but Slave’s sounds like a pretty swinging party to me. I thought the English had a reputation as prudes though? Nice to see we’re breaking out of that stereotype.
*Squirts water at your cigar from a daisy in her blazer pocket*
Slave of the Beast
2008-08-20, 14:58
No, but your lack of infallibility to spell infallible correctly is, and quite amusing...really..
Given that your humour is based upon irony, which you've admitted my statement isn't, it's less "quite amusing" than it is plain fucking stupid.
As a species with at least 2500+ IQ, those obstacles and problems would have been foreseen and overcome during the initial development and testing, don't ya think ?????
Unlike you I'd actually like to see some evidence of what such a species is and is not capable of first, as opposed to making shit up.
It's not like Boieng would just make a plane from scratch and fly it to India as passenger carrier the next day,... right ??
No, Boeing wouldn't, but Boeing planes still crash.
That's where you're wrong. I don't see an F1 car piloted by an experienced F1 driver will crash out during cornering or in straight line @ 60mph....
That would be the very simplest test, but then Formula 1 drivers never crash either, do they? :rolleyes:
True, and so is Einstien and his relativity theories, Hawking,....or even Sagan and their blackholes thingies...
But does it makes one wrong or delusional,..I think not. Can we not conclude a hypothesis ?? nah...
Einstein, Hawking, Methematician... lol.
Don’t know what you’re talking about with the Eastern Promise quote thing, but Slave’s sounds like a pretty swinging party to me. I thought the English had a reputation as prudes though? Nice to see we’re breaking out of that stereotype.
*Squirts water at your cigar from a daisy in her blazer pocket*
Hey Silly, long time no see, have you forgiven me for becoming a mod yet?
And how's uni going - you must be nearly finished?
The Methematician
2008-08-20, 21:44
Methematician you're an asshole,
:eek: I,...I'm shocked. And...and petrified....
you can't just assume that the entire species of alien have super IQ;
True. But for those who *did* have the capability to engage in interplanetary travel must...
you think every pilot who flies a plane is as clever as the person that invented it?
As a species, yes, their IQ(inventor and pilot) gap differs by just a few %
Anyway it doesn’t matter how high their IQ is, to say something can’t go wrong is stupid, Titanic was bloody “unsinkable” but it still sunk on its maiden voyage. Sod’s Law is bound to kick in eventually don’t you think?
Titanic sank in 1910s, in a age where electronics and night vision are unavailable..., in an age where human were less developed than they are today, in an age where "passenger safety" is unheard off...
Don’t know what you’re talking about with the Eastern Promise quote thing, but Slave’s sounds like a pretty swinging party to me. I thought the English had a reputation as prudes though? Nice to see we’re breaking out of that stereotype.
*Squirts water at your cigar from a daisy in her blazer pocket*
*Lighting up a new cigar, proceed to reenact the scene*
Loon Duun, is a city of queers and whores (said with a thick Russian accent)
*drop some cigar ash into her lil daisy pocket*
*changed my mind, shoved the whole burning cigar into her...*
Wait...what do you mean by "her" ?? Slave is a SHE ??
*shoved my hand into her blazer pocket,..to retract my cigar ashes*
*pulled my hand out, walks away, head down, disappointed...*
*murmuring to myself : Damn....Joepedo was right...*
The Methematician
2008-08-20, 21:59
Given that your humour is based upon irony, which you've admitted my statement isn't, it's less "quite amusing" than it is plain fucking stupid.
The irony is in the word itself. Just like when you're looking at a notice that says "spel coractly pleasse"..w/e
Unlike you I'd actually like to see some evidence of what such a species is and is not capable of first, as opposed to making shit up.
then why did you said :
Than they obviously aren't that smart.
No, Boeing wouldn't, but Boeing planes still crash.
So,....do we crash more today, or less compared to some 50years ago ?
That would be the very simplest test, but then Formula 1 drivers never crash either, do they? :rolleyes:
Not @ 60mph.
Einstein, Hawking, Methematician... lol.
hrmm.... let me see...
[1] hypothesis maker, hypothesis maker, hypothesis maker.
[2] Real name, real name, totse user name...
*tsk-tskin'+ head shankin' @ 26* on Zaxis, 3Hz*
Hey Silly, long time no see, have you forgiven me for becoming a mod yet?
And how's uni going - you must be nearly finished?
*am touching you*
Slave of the Beast
2008-08-20, 22:18
Einstein, Hawking, Methematician... lol.
[1] hypothesis maker, hypothesis maker, hypothesis maker.
Scientific genius, scientific genius, troll.
In any case a hypothesis is based upon observation and I seriously doubt you've been on the flight deck of any UFO, let alone one piloted by a Mensa-tested alien.
The Methematician
2008-08-21, 06:00
First,...before we proceed, srsly, you=lady ? I always thought you are a guy....had I known you are a lady..i would be much more err....gentlemanly...?
Scientific genius, scientific genius, troll.
Erm...a correct way to see this is :
real person, real person, unknown.
In any case a hypothesis is based upon observation and I seriously doubt you've been on the flight deck of any UFO, let alone one piloted by a Mensa-tested alien.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1111!!!!
You are aware of Einstien's "if you travel close to the speed of light, time will slowdown" thingy,...right ?? So he must *had* been onboard a light-speed capable spaceship ???? right ?????
Buff Chesthair
2008-08-22, 01:41
McCain is not who he seems!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/655kmc
Silly Stick
2008-08-22, 18:05
First,...before we proceed, srsly, you=lady ? I always thought you are a guy....had I known you are a lady..i would be much more err....gentlemanly...?
The person who squirted water at you was me, not Slave, and yes I am a girl, Slave is a man still lol.
Nah, dropped out of Uni and now I'm having a baby, I'll probably go back in a couple of years, I'm still only 20 years old.
The Methematician
2008-08-24, 01:09
The person who squirted water at you was me, not Slave,
I didn;t know... you said :
*Squirts water at your cigar from a daisy in [highlight]her[/highight] blazer pocket*
and yes I am a girl,....l.
Tits or gtfo...
.....I'm having a baby, ......
oh..disregard what I just asked for...
chucktaylor
2008-08-31, 20:58
George W. Bush, and Paris Hilton, along with 75% of the Degrassi cast are Alien hybrids.
I fucked a girl when I was younger, who I now realise is a Grey Hybrid.
OneMulatto is a hybrid. Im dead fucking serious.
EDIT: And reptillian hybrids are not smart in any fucking way.
Why does everyone assume hybrids are evil? Not all hybrids are evil, and many live normal lives. Many of them don't even know they are a hybrid. Most just think they're just really smart or gifted. It's alien stereotyping.
:)
aliens r kool