The long-sought "missing link" to the human race may be wandering somewhere along the shores of Norton Sound, for on two separate occasions within the past few days, Natives have reported seeing a wild inhuman creature wandering the country back of Unalakleet on the shores of the Bering sea.

Word of the animal-like human came from movie photographer Frank F. Kowakzyk, now at Unalakleet filming.

(Note: the above is reprinted verbatim from the Anchorage Daily News, dateline August 9, 1958. No recent word is available.)

Thanks for the new news.

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BTW, Franco is dead.

I'm just.. confused.