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Spam Box
2008-09-07, 00:37
Recent evidence has come to light which indicates "-SpectraL" is in fact Jeff Hunter (aka. Enigma), the admin of this site. I've collected information from several sources, which I will share with you in a moment. Theyare labeled exhibit A, and exhibit B.

In exhibit A, we will go back in time several years, as history will show that Merton Rovers, Merton-Easts and Eastern Suburbs have played in 11 First Division Grand Finals and have been successful on 6 occasions. Distinguished 'old boys' of the club include Mr Ross Melville, current Chairman of the Brisbane Strikers and CEO of YMCA and Mr Bill Hayden, the former Governor-General of Australia. Others who have represented the club at National level include Eddie Riley, Eric Patterson, Steve Dolan, Leif Peterson and Steve Perry. -Spectral's involvement in this club relates to Jeff Hunter's own past - in 1988 In February 2008 the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet released a study saying that tolls would be a possible part of the new bridges, as there was insufficient federal funds for the $4.1 billion project. The tolling would likely be electronic, without traditional tollbooths, similar to SunPass in Florida. The possibility of tolls was not met with a warm reception; Jeffersonville's city council quickly passed a resolution urging state and federal officials to find ways besides tolls to fund the bridges project. Both -Spectral and Jeff Hunter claiming to have been at the same event, in the same city with a nearly IDENTICAL write up.

Exhibit B - Fast forward a few years from ehibit B. On a website, www.pigdog.org you can find a journal entry by "Enigma" (pigdog is owned by an exnirvana net member) in which he witnesses rivalry between two mafia gangs at that place. After a fight with a street goon, he is recognized by one gang and encouraged to become a don. He rents a room in Madhavi's house, who lives with her sister Roja and granny (Nirmalamma).After few routine scenes, Roja falls in love with Surendra and expresses her love.But Bavaraju Surendra becomes uncertain about his future, rejects Roja's proposal and starts looking for matches for her.Meanwhile, his mother(Sujatha), younger brother, and sister moves to his place and starts living with him. His mother worries about his lifestyle and his future. Once again, both -SpectraL and Engima (Jeff Hunter) claiming to be at the same place, at the same time, doing the same things with the same people!

Obviously, Jeff Hunter wanted to make an account to post with as to not be plauged by "OMG JEFF HUNTERZ", and that account was -SpectraL. :rolleyes:

Name's Taken
2008-09-07, 03:45
Shut up.

AngryFemme
2008-09-07, 14:05
Oh, if only!

The ultimate ruse!

Slave of the Beast
2008-09-08, 17:40
That would be amusing seeing as it was JH who did the deed of modding me.

pneubea
2008-09-08, 17:54
Originally Posted by -SpectraL View Post
But I assure you, somebody in your immediate family group will die within the next week or so, all kidding aside.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!
lmao

AngryFemme
2008-09-08, 18:05
this is wild speculation on all our parts. i've seen pictures of jeff... rumor has it that spectral is much better looking.

Spam Box
2008-09-08, 23:07
Originally Posted by -SpectraL View Post
But I assure you, somebody in your immediate family group will die within the next week or so, all kidding aside.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!
lmao
How is it brilliant? :confused:

droppinds
2008-09-08, 23:53
sick?

pneubea
2008-09-09, 18:47
How is it brilliant? :confused:

just the wording made me laugh out loud in real life.

the way he adds "all kidding aside" at the end.

Spam Box
2008-09-09, 19:03
just the wording made me laugh out loud in real life.

the way he adds "all kidding aside" at the end.
You must have a really childish sense of humor.

Mitchell Y. McDeere
2008-09-11, 04:48
this is wild speculation on all our parts. i've seen pictures of jeff... rumor has it that spectral is much better looking.

I heard he has red flowing hair like the deepest fires of hell.

Drox
2008-09-11, 05:11
i've seen pictures of jeff

How do we know you're not lying?
Where, how, and when did you see them?
And how does Jeff look?

Lb13
2008-09-11, 05:18
im pretty sure jeff does have an account to post.

Ed Lister
2008-09-11, 05:27
Spectral looks like Macaulay Culkin except older and whiter.

Spam Box
2008-09-11, 06:03
How do we know you're not lying?

You don't, but I'm not. I doubt AngryFemme is lying either.


Where, how, and when did you see them?

Found them on some old NirvanaNet sites. (Some silly admin left /index open to public access and used the same sever to store a fuckload of pics)


And how does Jeff look?

You be the judge of that.


http://i37.tinypic.com/23mol06.jpg (circa 1990-'98)
http://i35.tinypic.com/103e4ht.jpg (circa 1995-'98)
http://i38.tinypic.com/zksw7d.jpg (circa 2000-'07)
http://i36.tinypic.com/2im0qjq.jpg (random nude chick that happened to be in the same .rar file :confused:)

Stuuuuuuu
2008-09-11, 06:21
http://i36.tinypic.com/2im0qjq.jpg (random nude chick that happened to be in the same .rar file :confused:)

This.

Slave of the Beast
2008-09-11, 06:41
Nice tits. Wrong forum.

2-0-0-4
2008-09-11, 11:36
How is it brilliant? :confused:


You truly are a an idiot

What kind of crack have you been smoking

pneubea
2008-09-12, 00:03
You must have a really childish sense of humor.

better than none i suppose

Iehovah
2008-09-12, 00:53
You don't, but I'm not. I doubt AngryFemme is lying either.

Maybe not, but I bet she'd be more than happy to string you along for the entertainment value.

Mwahaha?

Spam Box
2008-09-12, 01:05
Maybe not, but I bet she'd be more than happy to string you along for the entertainment value.

Mwahaha?
Possible, although I'm not sure how much entertainment that would provide.

Danger
2008-09-12, 01:14
That would be amusing seeing as it was JH who did the deed of modding me.

haha no shit, I thought of you as soon as I read this thread... didn't Spectral aka Sphincteral once say, that he'd pretty much ban everyone who posted shit that disagreed with him in Paranoid delusions..

If Spectral had the power to earase anyone's account, totse would be a much different place than it is today...

Spam Box
2008-09-12, 01:28
haha no shit, I thought of you as soon as I read this thread... didn't Spectral aka Sphincteral once say, that he'd pretty much ban everyone who posted shit that disagreed with him in Paranoid delusions..

If Spectral had the power to earase anyone's account, totse would be a much different place than it is today...
Nah, -SpectraL is Jeff Hunter's alternate persona. Obvious he plays around once and a while. :)

Danger
2008-09-12, 02:22
^^Fuck that man, you can't fake the type of anger I/(most all of us) have witnessed.... SOTB would have gotten pwned with the banhammer years ago..

Slave of the Beast
2008-09-12, 07:31
^^Fuck that man, you can't fake the type of anger I/(most all of us) have witnessed.... SOTB would have gotten pwned with the banhammer years ago..

Haven't seen you in a long while.

And yes, I'm pretty sure my "queer ass" would have been "punted" into high orbit a long time ago if Spectral had the power. My how things have changed since those days, seeing as I now champion him on a near weekly basis.

Still I do miss PD; the horrendous flaming, Arm's fist shaking (often at me), Ate, Nepthys-Ra, the continual supply of PD-related B&Ms usually about "these queers need to be punted" and faggot PD mods who refused to have people banned, Spectral threating to kill my family with his demonic servants...

Good times. :D

Danger
2008-09-12, 10:26
Haven't seen you in a long while.

if Spectral had the power. D

FucK, dont even talk about that,shit thats fukkyn ugly......jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj juuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllliiiiiiiiioooooooooooo

pneubea
2008-09-12, 19:27
Spectral threating to kill my family with his demonic servants...

Good times. :D

INDEED even i got involved in that debacle, drugs may have played a small part

how many pages did that thread reach?

Danger
2008-09-13, 04:34
FucK, dont even talk about that,shit thats fukkyn ugly......jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj juuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllliiiiiiiiioooooooooooo

Wtf, I must have been blacked out as fuck when I wrote this.. Soo fuckin drunk last night...

pneubea
2008-09-13, 18:46
Wtf, I must have been blacked out as #### when I wrote this.. Soo ####in drunk last night...

jew lose julio

Numberjumbo
2008-09-14, 03:06
Lol, inb4spectral

-SpectraL
2008-09-15, 01:34
Lol, inb4spectralOh you silly, silly person.

-SpectraL
2008-09-15, 01:37
How dare you all accuse me of this horrendous act! Do you think &Totse would truly be an absent dictatorship if I was indeed the fabled Jeff Hunter, of all true monsters in the Universe!? I think not!! I frequent these musty halls much too often to be its vile master, although I have been known to throw the odd wild party once in a blue moon. ;)

jägermeister
2008-09-15, 02:02
^^^hey jeff can you fix the email server

-SpectraL
2008-09-15, 07:42
^^^hey jeff can you fix the email serverWhy the hell would I... heh, I mean... why the hell would Jeff want to do that??

FaceTheSlayer
2008-09-15, 12:45
I think if Jeff was gonna make a normal username, he wouldn't make his posting so obvious as to draw attention to it.

Especially not in the way -SpectaL draws attention to himself.

Although, it would explain why he never gets modded. All the mods are just like "lol jef u funi gai".

-SpectraL
2008-09-15, 14:17
All the mods are just like "lol jef u funi gai".I guess they just don't realize that this could be a test account in order to gauge the accuracy and fairness of all my moder... I mean... all THE moderators' abilities. So far, I have scheduled-demodding going on in Feb. May and Aug. of next year.

InspiredByMe
2008-09-16, 01:40
Well well well, I have nothing to say except, you should get more storage space for TOTSE, and fix the email server.

-SpectraL
2008-09-16, 01:56
Well well well, I have nothing to say except, you should get more storage space for TOTSE, and fix the email server.The very idea is preposterous. I'll have you know I quite thoroughly enjoy watching the ants in my ant-farm squirm and complain. It's a favorite pastime of mine. Go right ahead and arrest me, but you'll never find out where I am. Nobody has, and nobody ever will.

wolfy_9005
2008-09-16, 02:04
^ in area 52.

It sais so in the "location" bit :)

DuckWarri0r
2008-09-16, 02:24
That would be amusing seeing as it was JH who did the deed of modding me.
lol y u mod urself?

-SpectraL
2008-09-16, 10:09
Confessions: Jeff Hunter is exponentially more evil, wicked and devious than I am. I could only dream of taking the honor.

dfgremnantsunleashed
2008-09-16, 10:20
Confessions: Jeff Hunter is exponentially more evil, wicked and devious than I am. I could only dream of taking the honor.

^This

and Jeff Hunter doesn't post on Totse and even if has too, he uses his main account nowadays.

-SpectraL
2008-09-16, 10:27
^This

and Jeff Hunter doesn't post on Totse and even if has too, he uses his main account nowadays.Quite true. Quite true.


* ruffles through card-catalog for as-yet unused account... they're onto me... they're onto me... damn bastards *

Satans Handicapped Helper
2008-09-21, 16:11
Hmmm, it certainty is a possibility but acidmelt would be hanging from the trees if SpectraL had his way. I sure hope that isn't part of this evil ruse.

Hey SpectraL can I mod hb?

-SpectraL
2008-09-21, 23:05
Hmmm, it certainty is a possibility but acidmelt would be hanging from the trees if SpectraL had his way. I sure hope that isn't part of this evil ruse.

Hey SpectraL can I mod hb?You may... if you pay me 1000 pounds of Italian-gold bullion.

Tonight. Behind Wild Willy's gas-station. Midnight.

DeliciousPun
2008-09-22, 16:38
If Spectral had the power to earase anyone's account, totse would be a much different place than it is today...

very true, and thank god it isnt so.

-SpectraL
2008-09-22, 19:20
very true, and thank god it isnt so.Come on now. It's quite obvious I would only rid the kidiots from Totse - rid them like an infestation of lice that had somehow crawled up onto a wretched carcass that had been stretched out in a blackened and wet alleyway.

Nowhere in The Book does it state good posters or worthy contributers would be accosted or maimed.

Spam Box
2008-09-23, 00:13
Come on now. It's quite obvious I would only rid the kidiots from Totse - rid them like an infestation of lice that had somehow crawled up onto a wretched carcass that had been stretched out in a blackened and wet alleyway.

Nowhere in The Book does it state good posters or worthy contributers would be accosted or maimed.
You ever see that movie where at the end its just the guy and a barren wasteland because he destroyed everything? Yeh, well like that.

granite erection
2008-10-24, 10:30
I heard he has red flowing hair like the deepest fires of hell.

are you alleging that Jeff Hunter is El Gingero!?!?!!:p