View Full Version : If you could orchestrate your own conspiracy, what would it be?
ChickenOfDoom
2008-09-20, 02:18
If you yourself could decieve and manipulate the worlds political and economic structures towards a plan decades in the making, what would you do?
I would try to minimize the amount of time people are obligated to spend acquiring money, modifying our existing infrastructure to provide for basic needs with the smallest possible effort, and shifting the motivational drive for everything else to a need for a sense of self worth and purpose.
Pandoras Assassin
2008-09-23, 01:39
Wow this is a really good topic surprised no one posted.
Humm..
I would frame Canada for funding terrorist activities around the world. Then watch them get Pwned...
Also, I'd nuke the moon.
vazilizaitsev89
2008-09-23, 02:38
somehow get the germans to invade france...
I would... Make the public believe there is not a conspiracy.
Name's Taken
2008-09-23, 11:47
I'd keep the black man down.
Nah scratch that, their laziness does that for me.
I'd orchestrate the grandest conspiracy ever, it doesn't really matter what it is though, it just has to be grand.
ChildOfRebellion
2008-09-23, 21:29
I would try to minimize the amount of time people are obligated to spend acquiring money, modifying our existing infrastructure to provide for basic needs with the smallest possible effort, and shifting the motivational drive for everything else to a need for a sense of self worth and purpose.
This.
Plus, ultimately, make it off this fucking rock and step on other worlds(friendly or otherwise).
Pandoras Assassin
2008-09-24, 03:43
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Amen.
delerium tremens
2008-09-27, 02:14
inb4analprobe
WolfinSheepsClothing
2008-09-27, 04:45
Make all sentient beings truly empathetic.
Death Insurance
2008-09-28, 03:19
Nuke the Amazon. All of it.
Nuke the Amazon. All of it.
Then pave over it
Then pave over itor a hummer dealership/garbage dump/
toxic waste lake
or a hummer dealership/garbage dump/
toxic waste lake
Or if you're really feeling narcissistic you could build a zoo
:D
mouser55
2008-10-12, 06:37
have all the religions begin to fight each other, then when they are weak, a overwhelming strike on the lone stander by an atheist force.
and depopulate the world of anyone who's IQ is lesser then 75
Florida Snow
2008-10-12, 10:44
If you yourself could decieve and manipulate the worlds political and economic structures towards a plan decades in the making, what would you do?
I would try to minimize the amount of time people are obligated to spend acquiring money, modifying our existing infrastructure to provide for basic needs with the smallest possible effort, and shifting the motivational drive for everything else to a need for a sense of self worth and purpose.
dude i'm totally deleting you from my myspacee
vladthepaler
2008-10-23, 19:53
First, get a million dollars.
Then, set up large apartment communities for the "underprivileged," and watch as the stupid & lazy masses flood in.
Before they can destroy the place, have them report for "free checkups" at the in-house clinic. Once they are in the examination rooms, gas them or inject them with Phenobarbital. Dump the bodies into a large furnace and put up signs for a "free barbecue" (this will also explain the smell of roasting flesh).
Those who show up for the barbecue can be given their choice of grape Kool-Aid (laced with cyanide), red Kool-Aid (also laced with cyanide) or orange Kool-Aid (laced with cyanide).
Those who remain can be dispatched by the community's "security forces." Once the mess is cleaned up, advertise that there are still "plenty of vacancies" in the "secure, gated community."
Repeat until the nation is cleansed.