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WritingANovel
2008-09-20, 22:43
Hi.

As you all know by now, English is not my first language, and sometimes I need help with it.

For example, I don't know how to convey that I am during the course of my menstrual period in colloquial English. Do I say, "I am on my period"? Or do I say, "I just got my period", or do I say, "I just started my period"?

This is one of the many things that you have to grow up being a native speaker in order to pick up, because once you are past a certain age the people in your immediate environment simply don't talk about anymore. Such as in my case. By the time I came to Canada I was too old to be having this kind of conversation with girls my age and the only person I talk to about it is my mom, with whom I speak my native language, and this doesn't help.

So, help me please.

SomeLowLife
2008-09-20, 22:48
Why do you care? No one is ever gonna get close to your chink pussy anyway.

Lovecraft
2008-09-20, 22:48
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SomeLowLife
2008-09-20, 22:50
http://i35.tinypic.com/wjvxw0.png

Wow. I'm trying to help Icecapped with his cock addiction, and now your trying to turn it against me. I'm only aware of the first step because I have to deal with you faggots in every other thread.

needmoney
2008-09-20, 22:53
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moonmeister
2008-09-20, 22:53
The best thing to do is: show people. Just pull your pants down & show them. When it's over? Pull 'em down & show them again.

Lovecraft
2008-09-20, 22:54
Wow. I'm trying to help Icecapped with his cock addiction, and now your trying to turn it against me. I'm only aware of the first step because I have to deal with you faggots in every other thread.
http://i35.tinypic.com/wjvxw0.png

SomeLowLife
2008-09-20, 23:16
http://i35.tinypic.com/wjvxw0.png

Fair enough.

Awkibo
2008-09-20, 23:16
well jesse, all of the statements you just said are correct.
so congrats.It all depends on the situation you're in.

some one asks why you are so bitchy, you reply with
I am on my period"

someone asks why you are all out of tampons you say.
I just got my period

Someone asks why you are not going swimming, you answer,
I just started my period

Of course you wouldn't want to bring up the subject of having your period in polite society, but if asked, tell away.

Machoman411
2008-09-21, 00:07
Any of the statements you said would suffice.

What is your native language?

ibetyouvotenexttimehippy
2008-09-21, 06:28
All are acceptable.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

reggie_love
2008-09-22, 05:12
All are acceptable.


And gross...

Slave of the Beast
2008-09-29, 18:19
"I just got my period"

I'd refrain from using this one, as it sounds like you have your periods delivered to you via UPS.

The other two sound fine.

moonmeister
2008-09-29, 18:38
"I'm on the rag so don't cross me or I'll rip your head off!"

never
2008-10-09, 21:06
"I'm having women issues" should get the point across.

OneMestizo
2008-10-10, 02:54
My insides are decomposing and bleeding out of my vagina.

Vod
2008-10-17, 02:38
What's your native language?

static_void
2008-10-22, 18:05
What's your native language?

Trollish, I believe.

Ed Lister
2008-10-23, 05:54
Trollish, I believe.

This. I don't know why people waste their time on this one.

Nightside Eclipse
2008-10-25, 19:32
This. I don't know why people waste their time on this one.

Dumbass.

Captain Douche
2008-10-28, 22:57
I thought writing a novel was a dude.

Hm.

money and fire
2008-11-10, 16:27
use any of them, they all mean the same thing

Lazarus
2008-11-23, 16:27
Considering English isn't your first language, I'd say you speak it pretty damn well. There is really no difference between those 3 statements. But kudos for the whole striving for perfection gig.

The Methematician
2008-11-27, 17:52
To OP :

To sound like a victim :- Don't touch me, I....I'm dirty. Please understand.....

To sound casual : It's time like this I'm better off wearing pants...you kno...

To sound slutty : Yea sure, cooome on in if your not a hemophobic and don't mind a little blood all over your prick. Oh....pleazzzz, don't you :eek:-:eek: me, it's just blood....