What are some good excuses for wagging class?

All hypothetical of course, because I totally love school.

Wagging? I hope you fall off a cliff.

Just say you had explosive diarrhea.

Say your drunk step Dad whipped you with his belt buckle for asking him to turn the Television down so you could concentrate on your homework and you had to stay home and clean up the blood as your Mother was out scoring crack.

Try that sucker on them.

Wagging? Never heard it called that before.

But if you're in college like you said you were before, you don't need a reason. If you need an excuse, it's not hard to go to the clinic and get a note saying you weren't feeling well. My roommate last year missed a math final and just went and got a note after telling the clinic he had been throwing up all day and he made up the test easy.

Depends where you go. I'm in HS, and the rare occasions which I wag (usually astronomy, or maths) I just walk out of the front door. They don't care, where I am.

We just used to just walk out or not turn up as well - once ran into a teacher in a Chinese restaurant when I was meant to be in a class, and he didn't give a shit.
But in my final year, if your name wasn't on the role for a class, the front office started SMSing our parents for explanations. And if you were on government benefits, and you missed 20% of classes, they got taken away.

You shouldn't have to have an excuse if you're over 18, unless you need to make up an exam and the prof. won't let you. And if a college calls your parents when you miss class, then there is serious injustice in this world.

- Tom