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Mirbeau
2008-09-26, 20:09
Well the book i've been scratching at for the past couple years is finally up on amazon. It has flaws and the print quality isn't that good but there are things people will be able to take away from it. I thought about changing the name of the author so family and other people wouldn't think oddly of me if they read it, or even heard the title, but I felt that would be fake and cowardly, so I stuck with my own. The synopsis revolves around a male that tries to make sense of the world he is in, the normal but bizarre world, and who has a giant vagina over his head that drips down constantly contorting his world and interactions in it. One of the tragedies is that nobody else can see it, so not even he knows what to believe, though he can see it and explain the events that have unfolded as a result of it. He also faces events that lead to questions that many of us have about life; the dynamics of love, the boundaries of our reality, and the mostly insignificant but inescapable dramas that humans are forced to endure. It has a lot of metaphysics ponderings to get to the root of what life is, and it is here that inspirations can be found to arrive at your own point of view on the nature of life.
The style of the book is anti-authoritarian and anti-establishment. It takes from my own inspirations growing up; johnny rotten, john lennon, ghandi, people that saw life and couldn't, even though they knew it would be easier, ever be moulded into the conventionalized role that society was designed for them to be placed in. It is rebellious, perhaps because I am still a young adult, and due to that is has a lot of the fire and life that many of the career authors of today are lacking. The orgy scene at the end is evidence of that.

$11 on Amazon.com

Midge
2008-09-26, 21:44
If this is fake, go to hell.

If it's real, then I find the whole entire concept ludicrous and bizarre. Seriously? What kind of metaphorical bullshit is that? A dripping vagina that distorts his world?


WTF?

SomeLowLife
2008-09-26, 22:42
Fuck man!

I want that book!

dDIzzIEe
2008-09-27, 00:00
Will you be making this text freely available online?

OneMestizo
2008-09-27, 00:09
oh hai anthony

Exothermia
2008-09-28, 19:38
Hmm. The synopsis sounds like a win, but the book is out of stock.

I'm going to say fail.

heroic harlequin
2008-09-28, 19:55
Psychosis?

Mirbeau
2008-09-28, 20:22
it is in stock

CosmicZombie
2008-09-28, 20:32
this made me lawl lol so getting it

fuckindouchebag
2008-09-28, 23:51
something smells fishy about this thread.

Ozusko-Karlovacko-Lasko
2008-09-29, 03:02
something smells fish-taco-ey about this thread.

fixed.

voodoomagic
2008-09-30, 22:47
does part of your anti-establishment and anti- whatever the fuck else include not posting a link to the book in the thread? </fail>

Hit-The-Bong
2008-09-30, 23:08
does part of your anti-establishment and anti- whatever the fuck else include not posting a link to the book in the thread? </fail>

if you're too lazy to type, you're too lazy to read a book.

Agent 008
2008-09-30, 23:31
I bet 11$ it's a hoax, and the book consists of something like a piece of a4 paper with a few stains on it.

Social Junker
2008-10-01, 02:00
If it's on Amazon, it has to be real...right?

Yoshi
2008-10-01, 02:02
Why didn't you think of a.....better....story to write about.

siegmeow
2008-10-04, 09:57
Hey niggers link here: http://www.amazon.com/Caught-Dripping-Vagina-Anthony-Palillo/dp/1438228899/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1223114195&sr=8-1

siegmeow
2008-10-08, 10:05
Bumpity bump niggers

baliente
2008-10-10, 00:22
This sounds fucking horrible. The cover is completely devoid of any creativity, as I'm sure reflects the rest of the book.

Mirbeau
2008-10-12, 21:27
It's called minimalism. I find it attractive in this context. The book is sharp and cutting, it doesn't have useless fluff.

Agent 008
2008-10-12, 21:34
It's called minimalism. I find it attractive in this context. The book is sharp and cutting, it doesn't have useless fluff.

I hate papercuts.

The Methematician
2008-10-12, 21:59
This sounds fucking horrible. The cover is completely devoid of any creativity, as I'm sure reflects the rest of the book.

this is where some asshole comes in and say don't judge the book by it's cover....

smokemon
2008-10-13, 23:18
I am confused.

Someone please read the book and report back with a review.... or something.

Tits.

Staples
2008-10-17, 05:48
fuck you bitch

Jesus Crunch
2008-10-21, 04:14
It sounds like you tried way too hard to be deep and metaphorical and the story sounds like utter shit. I might not have bitched as much if you didn't expect us to pay $11 for it even though you're so fucking "anti-establishment".

killallthewhiteman
2008-10-22, 04:22
Acolyte .

(o.O)