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In keeping with this tradition started about a year ago by our most famous and enlightened HIFH, in this thread we submit our nominations for the titles of W&C Badass and W&C Mall Ninja of the Year 2008.
My submissions:
Badass: Freelance Tax Collector. Recently returned war hero, savvy and witty marksman.
Mall Ninja: Zanquiff. Has violent rages which make him risk shooting anti- gunners. Hangs out with buddies that do dumb stuff when handling weapons. Has since disappeared from W&C.
Exothermia
2008-10-01, 23:38
Badass: Cboys (still awaiting his return)
Mall Ninja: Blkeyed
Freelance Tax Collector
2008-10-02, 00:09
Badass: Freelance Tax Collector. Recently returned war hero, savvy and witty marksman.
I'm honored. :cool:
My Submissions:
Badass: Lava, for being the catalyst of the DIY suppressor extravaganza.
Mall Ninja: Knight of Blacknes, due to his katana thread.
Badass: Lava, for being the catalyst of the DIY suppressor extravaganza.
Well thank you, I'm honoured too.
I hope you'll like the next suppressors due to come off the "production line" in a few days. They're light, man- portable machine tooled units with permanent internals.
ilovechronic
2008-10-02, 01:13
I think we need a W&C mall ninja calender. with some female mall ninjas also.
The Swede
2008-10-02, 07:55
Badass:Lavared, for his suppressor and guerilla threads, he's also a cool motherfucker.
Mall Ninja: All the fucking newcomers since reg opened, most notably Blkeyed.
Mantikore
2008-10-02, 10:35
i reckon zanquiff is really just a troll, so i wouldnt reckon is is seriously a mall ninja. what happened to ACE_187? he was quite the mall ninja last year
as for bad ass, i cant really say, there are too many.
Knight of blacknes
2008-10-02, 14:20
I'm honored. :cool:
My Submissions:
Badass: Lava, for being the catalyst of the DIY suppressor extravaganza.
Mall Ninja: Knight of Blacknes, due to his katana thread.
lol, I'd be honoured :D
blue_monday
2008-10-02, 16:37
Isn't it a bit early in the year for this?Oh well.
Mall Ninja:Blkeyed this guy is sure winding up as a lot of peoples choices.
Badass:Kyoki I don't know what year it happened, but the whole nude sword thing was gold. Defending your home despite a government restriction on gun ownership, and shouting pirate lines while doing it!
Zanquiff
2008-10-02, 20:59
In keeping with this tradition started about a year ago by our most famous and enlightened HIFH, in this thread we submit our nominations for the titles of W&C Badass and W&C Mall Ninja of the Year 2008.
My submissions:
Badass: Freelance Tax Collector. Recently returned war hero, savvy and witty marksman.
Mall Ninja: Zanquiff. Has violent rages which make him risk shooting anti- gunners. Hangs out with buddies that do dumb stuff when handling weapons. Has since disappeared from W&C.
Uh, for your info I never actually have those rages I only fantasize about slaughtering but I always have the self-control to prevent that from happening. And although my buddies sometimes do misuse weaponry, I never encourage it. In fact I tell them its wrong and I rarely do the dumb things.
BTW it really wasn't me that shot the ceiling of the range it was hearsay from my friends
Numberjumbo
2008-10-02, 22:01
Badass: Numberjumbo
Mall Ninja: Numberjumbo
Badass: Numberjumbo
Mall Ninja: Numberjumbo
numberjumbo: numberjumbo
The Swede
2008-10-03, 13:33
It's settled. this years mall ninja is.. blkeyed!
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2163194
what the hell is a mall ninja??
and i nominate myself for badass of the year.
Freelance Tax Collector
2008-10-03, 19:01
and i nominate myself for badass of the year.
conceited ass.
A mall ninja (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mall%20ninja)
3PushesBullet
2008-10-03, 20:27
As it stands now
Badass:LavaRed, for his jealousy inducing collection, multiple suppressor threads (w/ pics./vids.) and all around good post through the years.
Mall Ninja: Knight of Blackness. I'd say Blkeyed, but a troll does not a mall ninja make.
However, all entries are subject to change based on future post.
Knight of blacknes
2008-10-03, 21:30
I'm honored. :cool:
Mall Ninja: Knight of Blacknes, due to his katana thread.
Actually, ninja carry nodachi, not katana. Katana more like curved, like pirate saber ;) Nodachi dumb straight, not as good as curved saber.
The Swede
2008-10-05, 15:38
You really don't get the concept of a Mall Ninja, or do you?
3PushesBullet
2008-10-05, 18:39
Actually, ninja carry nodachi, not katana. Katana more like curved, like pirate saber ;) Nodachi dumb straight, not as good as curved saber.
Nodachi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nodachi)
Ninjato (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjato)
In the words of the great Dr. Perry Cox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY), "Wrong wrong wrong wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!"
Knight of blacknes
2008-10-06, 00:41
oi oi, I don't know everything. I could give crap about l33t ninjato.
3PushesBullet
2008-10-06, 03:20
oi oi, I don't know everything. I could give crap about l33t ninjato.
Well, if you can admit you don't know everything, you shouldn't make declarative statements that imply otherwise, should you?
Korivan I'Alagmarae
2008-10-07, 19:06
Badass: Cboys
Mall Ninja: blkeyed