working security for a local clinic that sometimes preforms abortions, there are protests every once in a while, i was told i can choose any non lethal weapons of my choice, they offered pepper spray, bayonets, and tazers, all of which seemed pretty old, but the best part is, i was told i could bring my own non lethal weapons, so i was wondering if you guys knew of the best pepper sprays there are? im looking for something that will really hurt somebody, to where even the smallest spray will blind them for hours, or maybe even pertinently, i think i can get away with that cause its non lethal, and ive heard that there's some pepper sprays out there that can cause this kind of damage, so after they are down i could possibly hot them with the tazzer or baton, or any combination of the 3, in any order i choose, but pepper spraying, then tazer/punching/kicking/chocking then baton is what im thinking. some of you may think this is unethical, and im not joking, but at my old job at a indoor shopping arena we did this kind of thing all the time. because they didn't let me use my full auto mac-10 in .45 acp, glock 18 with twin drum mags, m16, and .44 magnum, and desert eagle, all at once, i could only carry 3 weapons at a time. and that wasn't nearly enough to protect everybody from the nigg... criminals that might come into the indoor shopping arena.. thanks for your time.

Don't tempt me to infract you. Thanks for not using a racial slur, though.

This settles it, blkeyed IS this years mall ninja.

I vote for mandatory black dress/hat.

he cant be a mall ninja if hes intentionally doing it

working security for a local clinic that sometimes preforms abortions, there are protests every once in a while, i was told i can choose any non lethal weapons of my choice, they offered pepper spray, bayonets, and tazers, ....

Since when is a bayonet non lethal?

The only real advice is to perfect your cumshot,.

Gecko45, is that you?

I can't believe we have a real live mall ninja here.
Just think, just smell the endless possibilities guys!

Hey blkeyed, we should have a duel sometime. M16 and DEagle?
But since I have no actual combat experience like you do, I'll be allowed a suppressor on my M16 ok? You know, to compensate...;)

Well, your best "pepper spray" wouldn't be pepper spray at all. You could go with a high concentration of something like sulfuric acid from a custom made dispenser, then you don't even have to hit the eyes or exposed skin, it'll burn through their clothes and cause a lot of 2nd and 3rd degree chemical burns. But, I'm guessing that's not really a good idea, cause you don't sound like the most intelligent individual, and so I'll assume you'd probably burn yourself too, so just go with bear mace... one of the huge cans... Maybe fire extinguisher sized.

they wont let me use bear mace, but i did find a canister at the local security store that allows you to refill and pressurize your own cans of mace/pepper spray, and the liquid comes out at a very high velocity, sence you buy your own mace to add to the spraying device you can add your own liquids, i was thinking of adding some muratic acid to the pepper spray, and maybe some other acids, i just think if they go to the hospital they will be able to tell theres acid in the spray and i might get in trouble. but the good news is..

I have a very big dog, that ive been trying to get rid of, it does so many things that it has become a nuisance, and i need to put it down, so im going to test the pepper spray on the dog, with the acid(s), take it to the vet, to see if they can see if there was acids used or not, then try the tazers, ect.. i know some of you animal lovers out there will say this is cruel, but this dog doesn't need to live anymore, it need to be put down asap.


after the tests im going to take it out with the mac-10.

and if you want a gun fight, you got it pale, ill take you out with my American 180 and you can keep your m16, im a highly trained, MASTER of combat, you don't want to enter my war zone, im pretty much a gun and fighting GOD. WATCH IT PAL.!

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR M16 AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT WITH A BLOWDART, (wich i am also verry highly skilled with)

it need to be put down asap.

You need to be put down ASAP.

Alright, the jokes not funny any more, Is there a Looney in the house, and Random_Looney?

they wont let me use bear mace, but i did find a canister at the local security store that allows you to refill and pressurize your own cans of mace/pepper spray, and the liquid comes out at a very high velocity, sence you buy your own mace to add to the spraying device you can add your own liquids, i was thinking of adding some muratic acid to the pepper spray, and maybe some other acids, i just think if they go to the hospital they will be able to tell theres acid in the spray and i might get in trouble. but the good news is..

I have a very big dog, that ive been trying to get rid of, it does so many things that it has become a nuisance, and i need to put it down, so im going to test the pepper spray on the dog, with the acid(s), take it to the vet, to see if they can see if there was acids used or not, then try the tazers, ect.. i know some of you animal lovers out there will say this is cruel, but this dog doesn't need to live anymore, it need to be put down asap.


after the tests im going to take it out with the mac-10.

and if you want a gun fight, you got it pale, ill take you out with my American 180 and you can keep your m16, im a highly trained, MASTER of combat, you don't want to enter my war zone, im pretty much a gun and fighting GOD. WATCH IT PAL.!

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR M16 AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT WITH A BLOWDART, (wich i am also verry highly skilled with)

Couldn't read post due to overpowering lameness... Someone please translate what this idiot is saying. :mad:

He's angry at the world because his mother made him give his father dome (head).

Nevermind, he's no mall ninja, he's just gay.

Yes, the vet and hospitals can tell if there's acid, from the chemical burns. You would then be liable for injury and damages, because you were using an inappropriate weapon. (That's why they want you to use non-lethal.) Second animal cruelty is not cool, if the dog need to be put down, put it down, don't torture it. If you do torture it, I hope to god it mauls you. If it doesn't maul you, I hope you get shot working security. Second, bullshit on you being a combat master, you're just some fucking ass who wasn't smart enough or in good enough shape to be a police officer, which is really laughable, b/c if you've dealt with police they aren't necessarily bright or in good shape. Finally, you also aren't a tough guy, I'm guessing you want to use this acid and pepper spray on the dog b/c you're a giant blubbering pussy. You have to exert power over a dog to get thrills, so you're some weak ass, pussy, who can't get laid. I'm guessing you also have some resentment towards your father, for not dying and letting you marry and fuck your mother, meaning you're still stuck at the phallic stage of development; not that I expect you to understand any of that, so I will translate.

You are a giant blubbering pussy, who can't get laid, and want to bone your mother, but your daddy wouldn't let you, so you compensate. (I'm also guessing there's a little bit of a small penis issue here. That would also further explain the dog thing.)

they wont let me use bear mace, but i did find a canister at the local security store that allows you to refill and pressurize your own cans of mace/pepper spray, and the liquid comes out at a very high velocity, sence you buy your own mace to add to the spraying device you can add your own liquids, i was thinking of adding some muratic acid to the pepper spray, and maybe some other acids, i just think if they go to the hospital they will be able to tell theres acid in the spray and i might get in trouble. but the good news is..

I have a very big dog, that ive been trying to get rid of, it does so many things that it has become a nuisance, and i need to put it down, so im going to test the pepper spray on the dog, with the acid(s), take it to the vet, to see if they can see if there was acids used or not, then try the tazers, ect.. i know some of you animal lovers out there will say this is cruel, but this dog doesn't need to live anymore, it need to be put down asap.


after the tests im going to take it out with the mac-10.

and if you want a gun fight, you got it pale, ill take you out with my American 180 and you can keep your m16, im a highly trained, MASTER of combat, you don't want to enter my war zone, im pretty much a gun and fighting GOD. WATCH IT PAL.!

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR M16 AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT WITH A BLOWDART, (wich i am also verry highly skilled with)

If your American 180 can reach out and touch someone at 300+ yards with the first shot, there's a fighting chance.
But really, calm down man, I'm just messing with you.:D

He's angry at the world because his mother made him give his father dome (head).

I laughed (chuckled).

I laughed (chuckled).

Reg, maybe you can explain to me when, how and why this dome (head) thing came to be.
Really, it overwhelms my circuits (brains);).

Reg, maybe you can explain to me when, how and why this dome (head) thing came to be.
Really, it overwhelms my circuits (brains);).

Somebody posted a thread in Sex and Affection about blowjobs and kept referring to them as dome (head) and everybody got all pissy about it so now they use the phrase dome (head) in an ironic tribute to a "STFU Acolyte" moment.

Somebody posted a thread in Sex and Affection about blowjobs and kept referring to them as dome (head) and everybody got all pissy about it so now they use the phrase dome (head) in an ironic tribute to a "STFU Acolyte" moment.

thank you (gracias).:cool:

well you guys i finally shot the dog, it just had so many problems i couldnt take it anymore and i put it to sleep, everysingle time i would come home, it would start jumping up and down and everytime i would eat it would stair at me. so i had to put him down.

and you guys, i was fucking with you all along with the last posts in this thread, people said i was a mall ninja so i thought it would be funny to make this thead, none of it was serious at all, including the stuff about the dog, no dogs were harmed and i dont work at a mall, anyways, hope it made some of you laugh, i atleast amused myself lol, so at least thats good for me.

well you guys i finally shot the dog, it just had so many problems i couldnt take it anymore and i put it to sleep, everysingle time i would come home, it would start jumping up and down and everytime i would eat it would stair at me. so i had to put him down.

and you guys, i was fucking with you all along with the last posts in this thread, people said i was a mall ninja so i thought it would be funny to make this thead, none of it was serious at all, including the stuff about the dog, no dogs were harmed and i dont work at a mall, anyways, hope it made some of you laugh, i atleast amused myself lol, so at least thats good for me.


Well its all good then :D.

because they didn't let me use my full auto mac-10 in .45 acp, glock 18 with twin drum mags, m16, and .44 magnum, and desert eagle, all at once, i could only carry 3 weapons at a time.

lol..

i always pictured the bayonet as a rusty old knife.
I always pictured rusty old knives as somewhat lethal.
ANYWAYS.
Bring in a needle with herpes in it.

these have never failed me:



Whip.
Spoon
Butterknife
Stone
Two whips
Two spoons
paddle with a nail on the end
insecticide


but if they are too many, you could do better with a 12 gauge shotgun with rubber ball pellet shots. those fucking pellets will bounce off the first bitch they hit and ricochet all around the place hititng everyone else, maybe including you.

...

You are a giant blubbering pussy, who can't get laid, and want to bone your mother, but your daddy wouldn't let you, so you compensate. (I'm also guessing there's a little bit of a small penis issue here. That would also further explain the dog thing.)

Successful troll is successful...

Successful troll is successful...

LOLz.

OP sounds like a trigger happy idiot.

OP is an idiot.

Fixed.

OP is trolling.

Now, it's fixed.

gun with rubber slugs perhaps?

I can't believe we have a real live mall ninja here.
Just think, just smell the endless possibilities guys!

Hey blkeyed, we should have a duel sometime. M16 and DEagle?
But since I have no actual combat experience like you do, I'll be allowed a suppressor on my M16 ok? You know, to compensate...;)

why a suppressor? grenade launcher FTW

these have never failed me:



Whip.
Spoon
Butterknife
Stone
Two whips
Two spoons
paddle with a nail on the end
insecticide


but if they are too many, you could do better with a 12 gauge shotgun with rubber ball pellet shots. those fucking pellets will bounce off the first bitch they hit and ricochet all around the place hititng everyone else, maybe including you.

Your list made me lol, thanks i was in a bad mood now i'm happy again.

why a suppressor? grenade launcher FTW

Dude, everybody knows that putting a suppressor on your evil black rifle of death gives you an extra fifty yards in E.L.R., at least.

oh I had a serious reply cause I only read the start of the paragraph, then I read the rest about beating people in a food court and a mac-10 a second ago and realized this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

I can't believe this has been here for over 10 days and hasn't been deleted, locked, or moved.

I can't believe this has been here for over 10 days and hasn't been deleted, locked, or moved.

I can't believe it's not butter!!!

lawl

I can't believe it's not meat!

Since when is a bayonet non lethal?

Rusty bayonet.