Well, at least the "Suns" editor anyways.....
"Deadly ... young lad shows off the £59 coat's knife"
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00605/SNN0305AA-682_605003a.jpg

"A SCHOOLBOY brandishes a potentially lethal knife — which came attached to a JACKET on sale at chain store T.K. Maxx.

Any teenager who bought one of the trendy hooded coats would be instantly “tooled up” with a 2½in blade."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1762835.ece
A whole 2 and one half inches?

I would just make the "situation" worse if some dolt were to attempt to mug me with that by laughing at him. Second thought, this may be a good way to go.... Use ridiculously innappropriate weapon to mug people, they wil be laughing so hard you can freely get what you want off thier person. Surprise buttsecks will not even be noticed by the "victim". If you can call them a victim even.

New title for article:

Jacket sold with knife that could stab itself into you all by itself!!!!

Just checking post....It seemed to have dissapeared for a couple minutes.
The back button is cool :)

be careful of the kid with a knife, he might go on a shooting spree

Getting stabbed by a 2-1/2 inch knife is definitely not on my to do list.

Sensationalism? Yes, but what more do you expect from England?

Well it apears the UK has declared a war on knives, so I'm just gonna join an anti-knife group and troll the shit out of it.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/rambo/knife.jpg

am i the only one who thinks thats quite a nifty thing to put on a jacket. i like how they went with the "slightly brown kid in uniform with his hood pulled over his face holding a knife in a fist" picture rather than "old bloke slicing up an apple to eat" picture. because thats not biased reporting at all

And this is why i hate england.

oh god why am i not surprised that its the sun that run that story.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00605/SNN0305AA-682_605003a.jpg

Thats not a knife. THIS is a knife
http://charlestonsamplers.com/Rice_SpoonBa.jpg

Thats not a knife. THIS is a knife
http://charlestonsamplers.com/Rice_SpoonBa.jpg
Correction, this is a knife, bitch.
http://www.metalafropicks.com/Knives/fantasy_fox_hunter.jpg

Correction, this is a knife, bitch.
http://www.metalafropicks.com/Knives/fantasy_fox_hunter.jpg

I see you haven't played ol' knify spoony before

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FpD3tvEMa196dM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397201/2/istockphoto_397201_ice_pick_awl.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FpD3tvEMa196dM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397201/2/istockphoto_397201_ice_pick_awl.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).
http://arms2armor.com/Bayonets/rus1891c.jpg
I win.

http://arms2armor.com/Bayonets/rus1891c.jpg
I win.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1029/nobanah5.jpg

I win.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1029/nobanah5.jpg

I win.
Indeed, you do. :( :mad: :( :mad: :(

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1029/nobanah5.jpg

I win.

wow what a horrible photoshop

wow what a horrible photoshop

It's not a photoshop. You can tell how legit it is by the light glistening off the swiss army knife...

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FpD3tvEMa196dM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397201/2/istockphoto_397201_ice_pick_awl.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Human_penis_erect.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Human_penis_erect.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).

http://www.thelatestluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/stiletto-patent-sandal.jpg
My preferred stabbing weapon :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Human_penis_erect.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon :).
How did my penis end up on...

How did my penis end up on...

your penis looks like Aslan

Fucking dammit do I fucking hate england. Seriously how much more fucking retarded could you get then that? Well actually if what I read today was true you can get very much more retarded, According to the link following this paragraph there are actually groups in britain trying to ban normal tools such as kitchen knives, screwdrivers and other ridiculous things. I fucking hate england bunch of pussy fags.(not all but in my opinion most of them)


http://www.thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Off-Wpns.pdf

http://www.thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Off-Wpns.pdf

lol British anti - tool pressure groups are currently lobbying the British
government for a ban on certain types of tools
we should start by banning those tools

Fucking dammit do I fucking hate england. Seriously how much more fucking retarded could you get then that? Well actually if what I read today was true you can get very much more retarded, According to the link following this paragraph there are actually groups in britain trying to ban normal tools such as kitchen knives, screwdrivers and other ridiculous things. I fucking hate england bunch of pussy fags.(not all but in my opinion most of them)


http://www.thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Off-Wpns.pdf

Seriously that is rediculus. You have to fix the underlying societal issues. Banning the weapon just makes the people think more creatively and find another method. I am sure they are trying to ban cars then? might as well ban kitchens? maybe ban workshops,garages, mechanic shops? Oh what about trees, they drop sticks and you can hit people with them. How about we just cage everyone and wrap them in bubble wrap?

New law; every screw must now be a allen wrench type head because you can poke someone with a flathead or phillipes screwdriver.

what happens when you dont allow knives, well lok at every prison in the US, they improvise.

New law; every screw must now be a allen wrench type head because you can poke someone with a flathead or phillipes screwdriver.

what happens when you dont allow knives, well lok at every prison in the US, they improvise.


The first part is RIDICULOUS, are you that retarded? If take away the screwdrivers and ALLOW people to use ALLEN wrenchs, they will improvise like the prisoners and sharpen them and shank people, so only a retard would do that. A REASONABLE, INTELLIGENT, CIVILIZED person would just ban the screws, and use glue to keep EVERYTHING even buildings together which must be made of cardboard because anything else can be broken off and used as a shank. GOD how could you be so retarded not to see this??????

The first part is RIDICULOUS, are you that retarded? If take away the screwdrivers and ALLOW people to use ALLEN wrenchs, they will improvise like the prisoners and sharpen them and shank people, so only a retard would do that. A REASONABLE, INTELLIGENT, CIVILIZED person would just ban the screws, and use glue to keep EVERYTHING even buildings together which must be made of cardboard because anything else can be broken off and used as a shank. GOD how could you be so retarded not to see this??????

Lol. i was reading and i thought you were seriously getting mad about my unserious "laws" then i read on and realized you were ust kidding.

i think we are just going to have to put everyone in a padded room, straight jacket them, and then bubble wrap them. but the question is who gets to put everyone in?

i think we are just going to have to put everyone in a padded room, straight jacket them, and then bubble wrap them. but the question is who gets to put everyone in?
Why, that's what the queen is for.

Bubble wrap is out, you can smother people with it!!!

If i ever go on a rampage i'm using a worked V8 and a ball point pen, headlines should be amusing :D .

I warn you guys, we'll all just end up like the Matrix, protected in VR, guarded by machines.

I warn you guys, we'll all just end up like the Matrix, protected in VR, guarded by machines.

Then taken over by said machines...


Anyway.. back to preferred stabbing weapons... My preferred stabbing weapon (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2171602)

http://au.geocities.com/thefortysecondinww2/images/asstd/dwyer-1.jpg
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http://www.kb.nl/coop/geheugen/extra/tentoonstellingen/ROBNISA_nl/rapier.jpg

My preferred stabbing weapon.