I got this in my school e-mail:

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 15:19:53 -0400
From: "Charles Dawson" <c.j.dawson@fbi.gov>
To: *******
Subject: Presence Requested

Dear Mr. *****:

I have been assigned your case, regarding multiple accounts of internet
piracy, by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Your case has been set for hearing/trial on Thursday, October 9, 2008, at
Seven A.M. in the Richmond courthouse, located at 905 Decatur St
Richmond, VA 23224. Your case is before Judge Hanson in courtroom 3A.

You will find it most convenient to park behind the courthouse. Judge
Hanson's courtroom is located on the second floor. I will meet you in the
lobby at Six-Thirty A.M. the day of the trial.

Please be present for this, as your absence will concede the trial to the
prosecution, and lead to your deportation. If you have any questions, please
feel free to reply back and we can set up a meeting.

Sincerely,

Charles Dawson
Federal Bureau of Investigation
PHONE NUMBER REMOVED


Thing is, I didn't even download any movies or anything... and it's completely weird because it's in my school e-mail, and there is no internet connection under my name. How should I respond to this? Please help, Totse.

Someone is fucking with you probably.

Maybe someone else was using your Internets for CP!
No really it seems okay you must remove all other illegal things from your system and thermite your HDD. ASAP!

and good luck you will need it.


One more thing, just e-mail the c.j guy or call him to confirm that its all real before doing anything stupid.

call the number and leave off the extension. You should get something like Thankyou for calling the FBI Bla bla bla ect...............

then if that really is some FBI bullshit call the extension.

No you're not fucked. If the FBI really did want to you to come to court, you'd receive a summons, through real mail, it would be signed, and have a watermark/raised emblem. You would have also likely been contacted in person, or by phone.

Googling the phone number brings up this: LINK TO PHONE BOOK PAGE REMOVED (PERSONAL INFORMATION RULE)

Call the courthouse to confirm, report the email as fraud to the real FBI if it is.

thx guys... turns out it was a very well-done prank by my best friend.

thx guys... turns out it was a very well-done prank by my best friend.I think the totse army needs to fix this guy.

I think the totse army needs to fix this guy.

shit-canned

shit-canned

this. it is like Voldemort's name.......aw dammit.

i think the *shifty eyes*t*ts* 4r*y needs to fix this guy.

fixed xd

to get him back send it to the FBI and he will get done for forging an FBI summons

signed , sealed and deliverd

Googling the phone number brings up this: REMOVED LINK TO PHONE NUMBER

They have a phone book now? Scary!

Sorry it took me a while to find those phone number items. I didn't even think about checking for it.

Well, they're removed now for everyone's amusement.

Sorry it took me a while to find those phone number items. I didn't even think about checking for it.

Well, they're removed now for everyone's amusement.

Just to be a dick, the number was 7.

thx guys... turns out it was a very well-done prank by my best friend.

That's about the least well-done prank I've ever heard of. An email from the FBI claiming to bring you to court... what are you, a fucking idiot? If you're that gullible, let me send you an email about how you can make tons of money through a "pyramid" program.