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fuckindouchebag
2008-10-09, 22:24
when I say world war three I mean USA, EU on one side vs. Russia, China and India going to war with each other and your government forces you to go to war if your healthy , young and able to fight.

I am going to hide in my underground bunker/avoid draft and wait for the Russian/Chinese nukes to blow up North America's population centers and military bases.

ShoeBong
2008-10-10, 00:12
when I say world war three I mean USA, EU on one side vs. Russia, China and India going to war with each other and your government forces you to go to war if your healthy , young and able to fight.

I am going to hide in my underground bunker/avoid draft and wait for the Russian/Chinese nukes to blow up North America's population centers and military bases.

If it turns into a nuclear holocaust, probably die.

Name's Taken
2008-10-10, 10:42
I'd serve my country, unlike the rest of you yellow belly cowards.

moonmeister
2008-10-10, 11:02
I'd serve my country, unlike the rest of you yellow belly cowards.

Shoot down them thar nasty rockets with your rifle & save the day?

vazilizaitsev89
2008-10-10, 11:54
laugh at the feds for not lettin me join sooner

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moonmeister
2008-10-10, 11:58
laugh at the feds for not lettin me join sooner

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Azure
2008-10-10, 14:28
In light of what happened the other day between the USA and India; why in the fuck would India end up on the other side of any potential war?

The Government can't "force" me to fight, nor can they to any non simple minded folk. Not saying I perhaps wouldn't lend my assistance, but the assumption that they'd be able to make me fight possibly against my will is absurd.

Name's Taken
2008-10-11, 11:11
In light of what happened the other day between the USA and India; why in the fuck would India end up on the other side of any potential war?


What about all of those treaties the americans made and broke with the indians way back and how they forced them on to reservations and wiped alot of them out?

Azure
2008-10-11, 15:51
What about all of those treaties the americans made and broke with the indians way back and how they forced them on to reservations and wiped alot of them out?

How dare you troll me!

Woodsman
2008-10-11, 17:00
Remind me again why China is waging war against the economies that purchase the vast majority of its exported goods?

moonmeister
2008-10-11, 20:40
Remind me again why China is waging war against the economies that purchase the vast majority of its exported goods?

The world is always at war. It only devolves to bullets & bombs...sometimes. America wages economic war on other countries all the time.

Why shouldn't China do the same? Is the the US the only country allowed to play mindfuck?

Name's Taken
2008-10-12, 01:06
How dare you troll me!

Curses, foiled again.

Pink P&ther
2008-10-12, 06:44
when I say world war three I mean USA, EU on one side vs. Russia, China and India going to war with each other and your government forces you to go to war if your healthy , young and able to fight.

I am going to hide in my underground bunker/avoid draft and wait for the Russian/Chinese nukes to blow up North America's population centers and military bases.

Wouldn't happen like that, Russia and China would be solo(might not even go into a war); Without China working with Russia neither of their navies could break through to America.

The EU would probably get overrun by Russia, forcing either America or the powers in Europe to use Nukes/let them take Europe a bit like in the Cold War.

If a war like this would happen America would reinstate its dense packs in Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Missouri, and Colorado. All in all most people would be fucked, if you're really paranoid go here:

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/index.htm

Instead of chilling with one of those crazy fucks^ I'd join the Navy and try to get on a nuclear submarine; anyone on those will end up being some of the last people alive if the world goes into nuclear war.


Forgot to add that India is probably the most pro-America country around the block, they might take out pakistan and Iran for us if anything, or they'll mimic China and stay out of it.

Azure
2008-10-12, 15:58
The EU would probably get overrun by Russia, forcing either America or the powers in Europe to use Nukes/let them take Europe a bit like in the Cold War.


Are you serious? Countries like Germany, Britain, and France come to mind here. Most notably Germany.

Illuvatar
2008-10-12, 19:12
The russians may have more men
Britains got the SAS, they train most of the worlds special forces
we have one of the best air forces, our troops are under equipped etc

All we really need to worry about from russia is nukes/systema

Jokke
2008-10-13, 08:33
Laugh my ass off, then pull up a chair near the Coast and watch the fireworks.

Knight of blacknes
2008-10-13, 15:45
We have Chuck Norris. And Rambo. What do they have? Incest Ivan?

psychokid715
2008-10-14, 21:22
it is a reality, and im going to stay where I am, they wouldnt bomb anywhere near where I live

wolfy_9005
2008-10-16, 14:52
China is fucking australia's economy atm....their reducing their need for our iron ore and gas, which is our major export. They told out prime minister(kevin rudd) that everything will be ok. His just a pussy though. Anyone with half a brain will know this. His on very "friendly" terms with the chineses, which means they can play him like a puppet and keep him quiet.

The Immortal Slacker
2008-10-16, 17:51
We have Chuck Norris. And Rambo. What do they have? Incest Ivan?

No, you don't.

Chuck is an anti-government tinfoilhatter now.

So they now have Incest Ivan and Chuck Norris.

slater135602
2008-10-16, 19:41
it is a reality, and im going to stay where I am, they wouldn't bomb anywhere near where I live

But the nuclear fallout might get you, anyway i'd rather go out with a bang then suffer radiation poisoning

InspiredByMe
2008-10-17, 00:49
I'd serve my country, unlike the rest of you yellow belly cowards.

This country's not worth serving for in my mind. The government really doesn't give a shit about how many deaths of innocent people happen all they want to do is win and burn resources.

AEnemia
2008-10-17, 19:54
What would I do if World War 3 was happening right now...?

Well, I'd take advantage of the ensuing chaos and do whatever the fuck I wanted. :)

IamCancer
2008-10-18, 03:37
I would probely learn spanish and go towards South America. After printing tons of &t guides, and various other if the shit hits the fan docs. Convert all paper money into materials such as metals so that no matter what country falls i still have a stock pile of tradable/useable resourses.

Plenty of good land down there and the likely hood of nukeing a 3rd world country is far less than any major country.

SLP
2008-10-18, 11:44
Join the TOTSE militia then colonize Malden Island.

Aces High
2008-10-18, 14:37
I'd serve my country, unlike the rest of you yellow belly cowards.

Agreed. There is a difference between fighting for your government and fighting for your country. You can always disagree with your government and tell them you won't fight thier war, but you never tell your country that you can't fight for it.

Like a friend of mine, who's a united states marine told me. "I don't fight for the government, I don't fight for bush or cheney or congress, I fight for the marine to my left, and the marine to my right."

And if you wouldn't fight for your country, your a fucking bitch. I would gladly kill ruskies, chinamen, and fuckin injuns for America, I'd channel Andrew Jackson and fuck some of those people up in battle. I know some of your european badasses would be right in the fray with me.


It reminds me of a conversation that a couple of my friends and me always have when were sitting around and smoking, "What would you do, if the chinese invaded the east coast, right now?" and my answer always is "Obtain weapons, and go revolutionary guerilla style warfare on the jing jang pow people.": Then we watch red dawn.
WOLVERINES!!!!!

Smelly Button Ears
2008-10-18, 16:24
I'd serve my country, unlike the rest of you yellow belly cowards.

Same here, go down with history man. Personally I would like to work our missile defense system

Dark Destroyer
2008-10-18, 16:33
Agreed. There is a difference between fighting for your government and fighting for your country. You can always disagree with your government and tell them you won't fight thier war, but you never tell your country that you can't fight for it.

Like a friend of mine, who's a united states marine told me. "I don't fight for the government, I don't fight for bush or cheney or congress, I fight for the marine to my left, and the marine to my right."

And if you wouldn't fight for your country, your a fucking bitch. I would gladly kill ruskies, chinamen, and fuckin injuns for America, I'd channel Andrew Jackson and fuck some of those people up in battle. I know some of your european badasses would be right in the fray with me.





It reminds me of a conversation that a couple of my friends and me always have when were sitting around and smoking, "What would you do, if the chinese invaded the east coast, right now?" and my answer always is "Obtain weapons, and go revolutionary guerilla style warfare on the jing jang pow people.": Then we watch red dawn.
WOLVERINES!!!!!

hoorah to that mate:D
id go in special forces become a sniper
hide in the rockies :cool:
and when they fucked canada and the canadians immigrate here :rolleyes:
they theyll follow and ill be there.....;)
blowing there brains out via express mail of a lead bullet:D

CreamOfWarholSoup
2008-10-18, 16:36
Fighting Russians up in the Yukon and Alaska sounds like a decent adventure and then we easily drive them back as Ruskies are naturally incompetent. The other Asiatic hordes though...

wolfy_9005
2008-10-26, 17:56
Just mow the mother fuckers down :)

Just need either;

a. .50cal mg or 10
b. tank mounted flamethrower :)
c. 30mm automatic grenade launcher
d. All of the above on 1 tank
e. Chainsaws and some special sort of armor.....

Firemite
2008-10-27, 22:32
Probably get shot in the back as I run away.

rabbitweed
2008-10-29, 20:30
I would skip the country to avoid being drafted, just like my grandfather before me during world war II.

It is a proud family tradition.

KombineAnarchy
2008-10-30, 02:48
We have Chuck Norris. And Rambo. What do they have? Incest Ivan?
Well India Has Happy Hindi Hajii. :)
And China has Ching Chang Chopsticks And Change!

comoutsid322
2008-10-31, 19:58
We already in WW3, um but if there was a WW4 probably nuclear.

42 - 6 - 17
2008-10-31, 22:03
WW3 will be fought with nuclear weapons.
But WW4 will probably be fought with sticks and stones.




As to what I'd do? -shrug- Probably die. I'd rather the zombies come first though. I've planned for that way better than a nuclear holocaust .

Rykoshet
2008-10-31, 22:08
I'd probably be assigned "peacekeeping" with the rest of our faggy military.

We've got great troops, why does over government have to be such a pussy?

rodrat16
2008-10-31, 22:28
if world war 3 started i would go sign up so i could at least get the branch i wanted before they drafted me

then i guess fight and hope not to die

el reformador
2008-11-02, 08:38
when I say world war three I mean USA, EU on one side vs. Russia, China and India going to war with each other and your government forces you to go to war if your healthy , young and able to fight.

I am going to hide in my underground bunker/avoid draft and wait for the Russian/Chinese nukes to blow up North America's population centers and military bases.


hijack a nuclear missile silo. make my mark on the world before my fiery demise. i would aim the nukes under my control to right on the Russia china border, as to deliver maximum commie damage.

then i would proceed to haunt the shit out of the remainder of earths population.

Rykoshet
2008-11-02, 16:06
hijack a nuclear missile silo. make my mark on the world before my fiery demise. i would aim the nukes under my control to right on the Russia china border, as to deliver maximum commie damage.

then i would proceed to haunt the shit out of the remainder of earths population.

I'd like to team up with you.

el reformador
2008-11-02, 16:18
I'd like to team up with you.

this can be arranged. we will meet up in Valhalla. Just remember that you having to be clutching your sword tightly when you die, as to show that you are of a warring spirit. Then the gates of Valhalla will open for you.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/Hiroshima1.jpg Our earthly demise will look something like this.

http://www.illusionsgallery.com/To-Valhalla-Dielitz-L.jpg we must be doing this(holding sword) so we can get up there.


http://winstonware.com/Images/valhalla.jpg to get into this(valhalla). you may already know this. just FYI

Rykoshet
2008-11-02, 16:28
this can be arranged. we will meet up in Valhalla. Just remember that you having to be clutching your sword tightly when you die, as to show that you are of a warring spirit. Then the gates of Valhalla will open for you.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/Hiroshima1.jpg Our earthly demise will look something like this.

http://www.illusionsgallery.com/To-Valhalla-Dielitz-L.jpg we must be doing this(holding sword) so we can get up there.


http://winstonware.com/Images/valhalla.jpg to get into this(valhalla). you may already know this. just FYI

If I get shot and die holding a rifle, you think they'll still let me in?

Or should I put a bayonet on it just to be safe?

el reformador
2008-11-02, 17:10
If I get shot and die holding a rifle, you think they'll still let me in?

Or should I put a bayonet on it just to be safe?

sword size bayonet, just in case. lol

Haung
2008-11-06, 08:23
WW3 will be fought with nuclear weapons.
But WW4 will probably be fought with sticks and stones.




As to what I'd do? -shrug- Probably die. I'd rather the zombies come first though. I've planned for that way better than a nuclear holocaust .

/albert

hazode
2008-11-06, 21:18
If this DID happen. I would just curl up in the corner and cry. Then I'd man up and hide in a bunker made out of shipping containers with a big &T painted on the side. That'll show 'em.

ottomann
2008-11-06, 21:22
If this DID happen. I would just curl up in the corner and cry. Then I'd man up and hide in a bunker made out of shipping containers with a big &T painted on the side. That'll show 'em.

Trust me on this, if those are DHL boxes, you WILL be safe

Osirius
2008-11-09, 05:44
I would try sign up before the shit hit the fan, and become an officer in the Marines. That's who I want to be with when the world goes to shit.

el reformador
2008-11-11, 02:53
Trust me on this, if those are DHL boxes, you WILL be safe
if Indiana jones can survive a blast in an old refrigerator...so can we. lol
i am ready.

jowie
2008-11-11, 05:12
If i needed to fight for my freedom, (even though were not free in america) I would fight.

unfrgvncure
2008-11-11, 22:35
WHEN this happens its gonna turn into a nuclear crisis.

Im going to fight for my country cause im not a bitch ass faggot liberal who wants freedom but wont act for it. Ill die to prevent nuclear holocaust, and die to protect those who are unable to fight.

Rykoshet
2008-11-11, 23:18
WHEN this happens its gonna turn into a nuclear crisis.

Im going to fight for my country cause im not a bitch ass faggot liberal who wants freedom but wont act for it. Ill die to prevent nuclear holocaust, and die to protect those who are unable to fight.

LoL at location.

roughneck
2008-11-12, 03:53
ahh dark destroyer

Why do dumbasses always think that Canada will be a push over. Have we not been the only country to come down there and kick your ass. Check out history books (if you can read) and see how the white house got its name. I am actually surprised that you even spelled our name properly given your total ignorance and lack of tact, especially today. Nov.11 You know, armstice day. Unless this is something else the american education system has forgotten. Like I said, Dumbass. Canadian snipers are second to none, two were even given the bronze star for helping an american unit.

smoketheweed
2008-11-14, 10:27
Are you serious? Countries like Germany, Britain, and France come to mind here. Most notably Germany.

The Germany Military is nothing in the context of Modern Europe. Shit, even the French could probably kick Germany's arse these day. They've turned into a punch of politically correct, ultra liberal pussies.

Calaad
2008-11-17, 01:45
GTFO. i live in Hawaii, right between China and the USA. We would probably be the first targets. Good thing I'm aisan and White! Anyways, If it happens when I'm an aduult, at the first sign of trouble, become a survivalist. Choices:
Mossberg 500
Henry .22Lr
Survival Rifle
Colt Magnum
Plan: Hide out, and riad empty stores at night.