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new user
2008-10-13, 02:11
LOL.

Hi new people I've never met before ready to bash me for such a silly topic. :)

I guess it's been a year now since i've been here? Something like that, i lurked here a few times but was unable to post. Someone (dunno if he wants me to say) lent me an account so I can flame up the place now and then.

It's good to see some old faces still here, Vineman, asilentbob, Smokey, Stupid Noob, blinky, Warweed, K9, Sentinel and everyone else. (Sorry if I missed some, I'm a little drunk right now, missed you all guys).

As lacrima said in another thread, it doesn't seem to have moved on much but its great to see some of the BB vets still arround trying to keep new people safe. If we all left this place for good it would just turn in to another BI.

I've not done any pyro/chem for ages now and I kinda miss synthing exotic HE's and wondering about aquireing listed chems lol. I never did get arround to producing H2SO7 nor did I even manage to generate the SO3 gas needed. Being in the army means I don't have time to do fuck all! But the PE4 is fucking awesome! It tastes good too, apparently. I even met someone here whos in to "pyro" and says the NH4NO3 + News paper is fucking awesome....... HOLY SHIT I GOTS TO TRY THT ONE DAY! Ofcourse I played along, if I didn't I'd proberbly be in jail by now lol.

I'm currently in Canada right now doing my pre-deployment training for Iraq, I'm based in BATUS (British Army Training Unit Suffiled) In.... you guessed it! SUFFIELD lol, it's about 2hrs from Calgary, it's close to Medicine hat. Wonder if Warweed is still up for that coffee we talked about last year? :D
Canada is mad, and it's starting to get cold here too. The exchange rate is good, we're getting like $2 to the £, we also get LOA, LSA and IA pay so we're living like kings out here lol, nothing to do apart from party and get tasered by Canadian police for "J-walking" lol.

Either way, life is good, I missed BB and missed chem, I hope everyone can still count to 10 using their fingers?

Oh yeah, about the nuke... Anyone got a spare power plant to power my uranium gas centrifuge? LOL :p

hell fire :D
My friend Kev.
And some weirdo who keeps looking over my shoulder.:o

Mantikore
2008-10-13, 03:55
theres an excellent textfile somewhere on totse. i can guarantee its 100% accurate. i know because the article is really long :rolleyes:

warweed12
2008-10-13, 05:26
hey mate yeah for sure tell me were your at and were you can meet lol im in edmonton if there is a chance you can make it a little more north i would be down .. tis kinda a long drive for me other wise

but if im not mistaken this is hellfire ?

lol if it's true man i might just be up for renting a car if i have to somthing better on gas then a v8 or v12 lol

anyways get me some info for calling or somthing or a way i can give you my number and we will arrange somthing :)

warweed12
2008-10-13, 05:29
and cold lol your still south tis warmer it is -1 and im in shorts and a sleveless shirt :P

lol COME TO EDMONTON on your LOA worlds biggest mall and alot of hot skanky women :) and a fucking good bar / club scene

ps email me at

owner at warweed dot com

and we will set somthing up

blinky04
2008-10-13, 08:15
lol Mantikore.


So this is Hellfire?
Long time no see.

Chainhit
2008-10-15, 13:46
ah the heroes

warweed12
2008-10-16, 03:39
hellfire .. number to the clerk would be nice :P

psyco_1322
2008-10-16, 06:06
lol, I think I might have an extra nuke out in the barn that I didn't use this 4th. It would save you the trouble of getting a powerplant! Watcha say? 1322 million and Ill ship it to ya. :D

Hows it been? Good to see some old faces coming back around.

wolfy_9005
2008-10-21, 10:43
Hmm...thinking what im thinking? (nuke)--->(iraq)

Long time no see, i think i remember you from ages ago, but i never used to post/have much interest in pyro/HE/LE on an internet level(sept 11th bs made alot of people i know stop doing what they were doing, or atleast be more secretive of it)

ComradeAsh
2008-10-21, 14:25
Man, you just need to make like two domes of uranium and bang them together really quickly like coconuts.

rtb91
2008-10-22, 23:39
amaricanium 245
get shit loads of it

wolfy_9005
2008-10-23, 15:09
amaricanium 245
get shit loads of it

The stuff in smoke detectors?

Eagle Bay
2008-10-24, 17:49
Mix 3 parts lithium and 1 part plutonium in a stainless steel bowl, wrap with polystyrene and aluminum foil and bake at 20 000 degrees kelvin and 5 billion atmospheres of pressure for 12 miliseconds. Serve immediately.

Nightshade
2008-10-24, 18:00
Why build when you can buy? I am sure there are a few floating around in the Russian Black Market somewhere.

Jizzmeister
2008-10-27, 23:10
Man, you just need to make like two domes of uranium and bang them together really quickly like coconuts.

Would need to add upto the 'critical mass' of whatever thing you were using tho, rite.

steve-o13
2008-10-27, 23:43
Mix 3 parts lithium and 1 part plutonium in a stainless steel bowl, wrap with polystyrene and aluminum foil and bake at 20 000 degrees kelvin and 5 billion atmospheres of pressure for 12 miliseconds. Serve immediately.

I lol'd.

bobfish
2008-11-04, 16:30
Suggested reading: The Radioactive Boyscout.

Eagle Bay
2008-11-04, 17:37
Suggested reading: The Radioactive Boyscout.

Indeed. That's a neat story.

bobfish
2008-11-05, 17:39
Too bad he got busted. Imagine what the world would be like if he wasn't.

psyco_1322
2008-11-09, 03:52
A little more radioactive ;)

Mokothar
2008-11-11, 14:52
Too bad he got busted. Imagine what the world would be like if he wasn't.

The words "capital wasteland" come to mind

fillup
2008-11-11, 22:24
Too bad he got busted. Imagine what the world would be like if he wasn't.

And he just reciently got re-arrested for stealing some more smoke detectors and damn does he look ugly.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292111,00.html

Count Chocula
2008-11-19, 15:17
Those look like sores from radiation. I think we may be in for a surprise...