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DAMMITJIM
2008-10-15, 06:31
I am a 40 year old white guy with a round bald head and a zz top beard.
6' o", 195lbs.
What should I be wearing on a daily basis?

I don't need to win a fashion contest, just not look like an old fart.

What is "in" for today's 40-something bald, unmarried,
former metal head(now cement head) white dude.

I look like shit: fucked up relaxed fit jeans(always dirty it seems), a plain white tshirt that is now greasy grayish(I work in this shirt, or one of 50 exactly like it), Black Nike's(with the velcro).

That's it.
Pathetic even by zz top standards, and they wear all that flashy country shit and have guitars that spin.

I can afford thrift shop, garage sale, or Wally world.
Or any nice garments that you are willing to send me...

Now, let's play: "DRESS THAT CRACKA'...!!"

DAMMITJIM
2008-10-15, 06:48
I'm waiting.....

StarWarsNerd
2008-10-15, 07:08
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Fionn-Whelan/Simpsons/BarneyGumble.gif

parkus
2008-10-15, 08:21
I am a 40 year old white guy with a round bald head and a zz top beard.

Well you're not going to have a square bald head are you :rolleyes:

Btw, what's a cement head? :confused:

Toothlessjoe
2008-10-15, 14:42
Two words:

Kerry King.

StarWarsNerd
2008-10-15, 15:24
Btw, what's a cement head? :confused:

I'm guessing that means he's a construction worker?

katiesbeenrickrolled
2008-10-16, 17:58
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/Q/9/7/the40yearoldvirginposter.jpg

Diesel
2008-10-16, 19:06
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/dressedupanddown/george_clooney.jpg

Mantikore
2008-10-19, 03:42
pictures would make the job a lot easier. no need for a face shot

anyway, for middle aged people, an untucked button down long sleeve shirt and jeans would be fine i guess. shoes should be something smarter than trainers, more casual than dress shoes. but really it depends on what kind of character you are trying to convey. smart? rough? sophisiticated? etc

axe to the face
2008-10-19, 21:50
Polos and jeans. Clean white sneakers. My dad likes to wear any of those t shirts with the pocket on the left breast and jeans. Me, I'm only 15, but I like to wear solid color t shirts, or some crazy out there shit. Go to a clothing store and look around, buy an outfit you like.

Freshly
2008-10-26, 04:49
Tattoos,black sunnies jeans/cargo shorts,tees/polos:cool: