www.popmytrunkcustoms.com

Two of the employees go to my joke of a local college (I'm there as a high school student, so it's a bit different) and on a whim I checked out their site.


God damnit. Who the fuck pays these people? They manufacture rice.
CUSTOM AIR HORNS! MADE WITH THE FINEST YELLAWOOD!
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/new_pics_006_2.jpg
CUSTOM WINDOW SHADES!!11 From a little known importer known as 'eBay', you may or may not have heard of them.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/jcwuij_003_2.jpg
CUSTOM RIMS!1 Yes, here at Pop My Trunk (most retarded name ever, did I mention that yet?) we will literally unbolt and bolt back on anywhere from 16 to 24 bolts, at just $35 an hour! Then, you will have a CUSTOM ride.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/caddy_red_003.jpg
Our CUSTOM seat covers have more wrinkles than a sixty-year-old vagina. Remember, bleached, cracked, and faded seats are a mark of quality.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/katzkin_ordering.jpg
What do I say here that the picture doesn't convey? Ugh.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/THE_BIG_PROJECT_1234567_035.jpg
Do you like driving? Do you like seeing other drivers? Do you like being a functioning member of a traffic system? No? Then cover up your fucking rear window with a shitty team emblem! Not only can you blindly cut people off with an excuse, but you can show everyone what team you like, because we all care.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/RON_012.jpg
OH GOD
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/issa_002_3.jpg
Viper SRT10 stickers arent just for Viper SRT10s anymore.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/jgcfhkljbk;_017.jpg
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/BIG_SHOW_2_005.jpg
What are they advertising?
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/3456_002.jpg
Official shop mascots.
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/Picture_048.jpg


I don't know why I'm posting this, but god damnit it's three minutes of typing that will see the light of day. God I hate these guys.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Can't blame them for taking advantage of retards, can you?

They can be like the king retards.

OH GOD
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/issa_002_3.jpg


your comments made me laugh for like 10 minutes

The irony is that one guy tried to argue with me on 'customization'. His extremely eloquently expressed point was "mothafucka yea I got my lights off ebay, they aint stock so they custom". At which point I couldn't think of a meaningful argument. How do you fight that logic?

The irony is that one guy tried to argue with me on 'customization'. His extremely eloquently expressed point was "mothafucka yea I got my lights off ebay, they aint stock so they custom". At which point I couldn't think of a meaningful argument. How do you fight that logic?

You tell them that they're shit.

You tell them that they're shit.

But that's implied. How the fuck do you argue with someone so fucking retarded and blind no matter what point you make they go LOL DIZ CUSTOM DOGG.

I mean, I know how to argue with them, but I can't get it into the fuckers skull that hes cheaper than a nigger.

"Do you do Hemi swaps?"

"...Wha?"

"Hemi....swaps. Do you do them?"

"Uh, we can put Hemi stickas on it."

"...Fuck you."

I love the pictue of the BONE STOCK Hyundai Tuscon on their site. Or the BONE STOCK Lamborghini.

Apparently these guys think that by slapping a few stickers on your car from brands you dont even own will make your car "custom"

What a bunch of jackoffs.

I love the pictue of the BONE STOCK Hyundai Tuscon on their site. Or the BONE STOCK Lamborghini.

Apparently these guys think that by slapping a few stickers on your car from brands you dont even own will make your car "custom"

What a bunch of jackoffs.

Not to mention, the lambo wasn't even affiliated with the shop.

EDIT: OH SHIT! MAYBE THEY CAN TURN MY CIVIC INTO A LAMBO!

Not to mention, the lambo wasn't even affiliated with the shop.

EDIT: OH SHIT! MAYBE THEY CAN TURN MY CIVIC INTO A LAMBO!

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/demotivational_poster_lambo_doors.jpg

heh, thats what i thought of when you said that.

http://www.lambounfall.de/images/16.jpg

and this is why lambo doors suck, i tried to find more pictures, but this is all i could find, this car wrecked at 250 km/h and flipped and burned, since it was on its roof, the driver and passenger couldnt get the door open, and thus burned to death with the car. sick shit

AH FUCK!

I went to go look at that site and was doing alright and some fucking monkey music appeared and talked over La Mer.

Those fuckers have pissed me off :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I just have to add that the chick with the fat guy on their main page is ugly as fuck too.

http://www.lambounfall.de/images/16.jpg

and this is why lambo doors suck, i tried to find more pictures, but this is all i could find, this car wrecked at 250 km/h and flipped and burned, since it was on its roof, the driver and passenger couldnt get the door open, and thus burned to death with the car. sick shit

That's what I tell people when they brag about their lambo doors and how I should put some on my 3000GT.

Their response: "Well they open out sideways too!"

No, jackass. It's called gravity. Are you going to one-arm a heavy ass door to keep it from just moving downwards and getting stuck in the dirt, after having just flipped a car? I don't think so.

I saw nothing out of the ordinary...pretty gay stuff really.

pop my trunk sounds like something one inmate would say to another inmate.

Well I guess I've been too hard on these guys. I stopped by today, and they hooked me up with some bad ass shit.

http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare49.jpg

NOW I'M BALLIN TOO

lol maybe not so much on the BMW badges but the dual exhausts look bad ass.


i know thats not your jetta, but yeah.

Well I guess I've been too hard on these guys. I stopped by today, and they hooked me up with some bad ass shit.

http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare49.jpg

NOW I'M BALLIN TOO

I frown upon badging and car vandals...

But that M badge must be removed at all costs.

lol maybe not so much on the BMW badges but the dual exhausts look bad ass.


QUAD 3" exhausts + 195/16 rubber = fail

What are they advertising?
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/3456_002.jpg


Wood you pose with your custom car here?

Actually, I have a confession to make.

My car is a custom car, too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/ComradeAsh/InCARnate/16-03-06_1611.jpg

You see that dashmat?

They don't come stock with that shiznit!

Comrade what are you paying a year for your course at uni?

Comrade what are you paying a year for your course at uni?

Fucked if I know on the HECS.

Something like six grand maybe, why?

I love how the URL for this one is "BIG_SHOW_2"
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/BIG_SHOW_2_005.jpg
AT LEAST PUT SOME FUCKING HUBCAPS ON IT!
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/3456_002.jpg


What are they advertising?
http://www.popmytrunkcustoms.com/sup/PO/popmytrunkcustoms/images/Picture_048.jpg
Homosexuality.




Fixed.

Also, they need to die. I'm 15 in high school Auto Tech 1 and I can do more than this. I bet they can't even bleed the fucking brakes.

EDIT: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Are you fucking serious?
GET A LOGO ON YOUR CAR AND SAVE, CLICK HERE TO SEE WAHT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

DONT LET OTHERS FOOL YOU.. CHECK WITH THE COMPANYS
YOURSELF....

HE IS WELL KNOWN AROUND THE STATE OF FLORIDA FOR HIS OUTSTANDING INSTALLATION SKILLS

If you really have to take your car to a "Custom Car Shop" to install an amp and some speakers, you are a complete fucking retard.

Hahaha, I almost feel bad for laughing at them. It's like picking on retards.

Fucked if I know on the HECS.

Something like six grand maybe, why?

nothing just I'm getting hit with something like 8 and a half a year.

You are studying a legitimate course right?

nothing just I'm getting hit with something like 8 and a half a year.

You are studying a legitimate course right?

Yep, Bach of Business.

You?

bach. construction management

bach. construction management

How do they tie construction into it?

construction law, project management, OH&S, facility management, quantity surveying and human resources.

Going on that website made my IQ drop a few points. I don't know much about cars, just more than the average person. They are a bunch of idiots. That fat ass probably barely fits in his car.

:eek:
This was so funny to read. You got a 15 year old that hasnt even gotten hid di#$ wet yet and a bunch of people talking about a shop that has trippled in size in just over a year.. the only car audio shop in the area big enough to employ 10 employees. the newest JL Audio Dealer.. if you are so smart mister half pint, then come try out, my guys make over 1000 a week... pics of the lambo were taking becasue we put a pioneer double din in one. you have only been that close to one in your wet dreams.. pics of stickers are customers that like to be on the internet being seen by little punks like you that hide behind a keybord.. anybody is welcome to come up and talk crap in person, because punk asses hide behind the internet... we wil also have a demo car in the stinger booth at daytona this year... you will be reading about it online pensil necks... we dont have any employees that work at your school just customers that help out... all of my employees are full time and work past your bed time...

:eek:
This was so funny to read. You got a 15 year old that hasnt even gotten hid di#$ wet yet and a bunch of people talking about a shop that has trippled in size in just over a year.. the only car audio shop in the area big enough to employ 10 employees. the newest JL Audio Dealer.. if you are so smart mister half pint, then come try out, my guys make over 1000 a week... pics of the lambo were taking becasue we put a pioneer double din in one. you have only been that close to one in your wet dreams.. pics of stickers are customers that like to be on the internet being seen by little punks like you that hide behind a keybord.. anybody is welcome to come up and talk crap in person, because punk asses hide behind the internet... we wil also have a demo car in the stinger booth at daytona this year... you will be reading about it online pensil necks... we dont have any employees that work at your school just customers that help out... all of my employees are full time and work past your bed time...

And this is why I'm laughing at you.

:eek:
This was so funny to read. You got a 15 year old that hasnt even gotten hid di#$ wet yet and a bunch of people talking about a shop that has trippled in size in just over a year.. the only car audio shop in the area big enough to employ 10 employees. the newest JL Audio Dealer.. if you are so smart mister half pint, then come try out, my guys make over 1000 a week... pics of the lambo were taking becasue we put a pioneer double din in one. you have only been that close to one in your wet dreams.. pics of stickers are customers that like to be on the internet being seen by little punks like you that hide behind a keybord.. anybody is welcome to come up and talk crap in person, because punk asses hide behind the internet... we wil also have a demo car in the stinger booth at daytona this year... you will be reading about it online pensil necks... we dont have any employees that work at your school just customers that help out... all of my employees are full time and work past your bed time...

woah, a whole thousand bucks a week? that's massive dickhead. rofl.


No Lambo owner would be cheap enough to replace the kick ass stock sound system with some gay pioneer shit.

We take pride on doing new things and listening to the customer and there wants

from their new website. english motherfucker, do you speak it?

from their new website. english motherfucker, do you speak it?
we can things that you can omly imagine. all it takes is time and the Pop My Trunk Dream Team. We take pride on doing new things and listening to the customer and there wants.
It is very hard to appear professional when you don't have a decent grasp of the english language. Not having decent grammar knocks you down a fair notch.

About the whole kid thing, I'm doing a university degree in acoustics and audio engineering, and before that I've been designing, building and selling speakers in my spare time. Including car subwoofer systems. I've got to know quite a bit about speakers...

I will however give you credit where it's due, and your subwoofer systems do appear to be fairly well thought out. Which is more I can say for most car audio companies springing up.

"We can things you can omly imagine"? What, like a cannery?

I don't know whether this clown is genuine or not, but I feel like having a go.

:eek:
This was so funny to read. You got a 15 year old that hasnt even gotten hid di#$ wet yet and a bunch of people talking about a shop that has trippled in size in just over a year.. the only car audio shop in the area big enough to employ 10 employees. the newest JL Audio Dealer.. if you are so smart mister half pint, then come try out, my guys make over 1000 a week... pics of the lambo were taking becasue we put a pioneer double din in one. you have only been that close to one in your wet dreams.. pics of stickers are customers that like to be on the internet being seen by little punks like you that hide behind a keybord.. anybody is welcome to come up and talk crap in person, because punk asses hide behind the internet... we wil also have a demo car in the stinger booth at daytona this year... you will be reading about it online pensil necks... we dont have any employees that work at your school just customers that help out... all of my employees are full time and work past your bed time...

On behalf of Gearheads: Leave. We don't like your kind here. Speakers and stickers are all very well and nice but we here like cars, not girly little accessories under the pretense of being "bling". As a man who's been around the world and driven more kilometers in the span of a couple of years than you have in your entire life - and not in particularly safe conditions, I laugh at you dumb fuckers that purvey "custom" products. What you're selling is no more impressive than a set of fuzzy dice hanging from a rear-view mirror. Nobody cares how much your employees make, in fact I do believe they're overpaid and underworked.

Oh yes: your website is a piece of shit. It caused this particular hostel computer to crash, and that was before it could even show me anything other than a pointless intro. If you want to talk shit about people on the internet, at least learn how to use the internet first. You have zero credibility here.

Last point before you can gtfo: learn to spell. Seriously. In fact, nevermind spelling, you should relearn english and basic sentance structure entirely if you want to in any way appear professional. And yes, it really does matter.

I'm just glad I can't see any of those pictures due to broken links, apparently caused by the website itself..

This thread is lulz.

when will these idiots learn the difference between "custom" and "aftermarket"

afermarket = anything you buy that is more than one at a time. this includes: rims, speakers, floormats, suspension products (you know that shit that lowers the ride height, makes the suspension overly stiff and otherwise fucks up the steering/suspension of a vehicle), body kits and whatever gets glued, screwed and taped to some chumps car

custom = something that has to be fabricated from base materials and not assembled from "off-the-shelf" boxes