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ComradeHS
2008-10-21, 01:42
Starting a Club like the Masons have...
Yet it will be Leftist.
Any tips?
magnaniteck
2008-10-21, 02:22
well...
maybe some reqs
and
get a tight knit group of reliable people with a system of council that everyone agrees on
enkrypt0r
2008-10-21, 02:40
You'll never get anywhere unless you advertise free cookies. That's how the masons did it.
Slave of the Beast
2008-10-21, 21:37
Starting a Club like the Masons have...
Yet it will be Leftist.
Any tips?
I'd be surprised if someone hasn't written a how-to-guide. In fact, I'm sure I've seen one giving a step-wise guide how to form your own religious cult.
club? sounds too immature, just socialise with trusted people and be very secretive. get some hq
fuckindouchebag
2008-10-22, 23:41
you gotta make a secret handshake and secretive way to communicate, after that you have to fuck some goats up the ass in satanic ritual, you know for initiation.
vladthepaler
2008-10-23, 19:56
There already is one.
http://www.geocities.com/bottlecapspam/worlddomination
DEADBEATDAD
2008-10-23, 22:09
Secret hand shakes, plotz.
Etcetera.
why a handshake witch could get leaked?
how about a tattoo that can only be drawn by the founding member, have it on your ankle?
angryonion
2008-10-24, 01:44
Iam a third degree master mason and the club is not so great.
It is nothing more than a bunch of old bickering bitter old men that don't even drink that much.
So can I join you club instead??
kasper84
2008-10-24, 11:00
Iam a third degree master mason and the club is not so great.
It is nothing more than a bunch of old bickering bitter old men that don't even drink that much.
So can I join you club instead??
Don't forget about the goat anal raping... Gotta be Some kinda perk that kept you there so long
lots of masons on totse these days. makes you wonder...
mcamp4403
2008-10-29, 19:55
lots of masons on totse these days. makes you wonder...
I was initiated as a Mason recently....
billybob
2008-10-29, 20:35
Just because somebody claims to be a mason on Totse, doesn't mean they're really a mason. :eek:
angryonion
2008-10-29, 22:25
Just because somebody claims to be a mason on Totse, doesn't mean they're really a mason. :eek:
I could prove it to you, but then I would have to kill you.:(
vladthepaler
2008-10-29, 23:01
The guy who played Kramer is a 33rd degree mason.
Just thought I'd mention it, since we're still reeling from the revelation that the Matt Groening rumors were unfounded.
billybob
2008-10-30, 18:44
I could prove it to you, but then I would have to kill you.:(
That's all anybody tells me about any super secret organization... :(
angryonion
2008-10-30, 23:46
Starting a Club like the Masons have...
Yet it will be Leftist.
Any tips?
secret hand shakes with the left hand only!
You'll never get anywhere unless you advertise free cookies. That's how the masons did it.
lol. they hold lil illegitimate street bicycle races around the country and they had a 'cup cake race' recently. basically there were a bunch of check points that if you skipped you would get time added to your over all time, but every check point had cup cakes and every cupcake you ate took time off. usually the BIGGEST races go to like 200heads, 400 people showed up to this one. free cookies is correct
CreamOfWarholSoup
2008-11-08, 16:12
The Secretive Ancient Society of No Freemasons.
Motziecantus
2008-11-09, 00:38
If you have neat keychains with lasers and free coffee you can count me in!
koz_1048
2008-11-09, 04:43
We already have one... Its called the Temple of the Screaming Electron.... & being our wicked evil sign...
DonMuttoni
2008-11-09, 20:18
What? You trying to avoid paying Federal taxes?
Motziecantus
2008-11-11, 02:12
Careful, I'm sure IRS agents have the forum under surveillance...sneaky devils...nothing better to do.
Yggdrasil
2008-11-15, 05:22
I've always figured the guy from Goatse was a mason. That's just me...
Hey, that gives me an idea for a club!:eek:
Maybe not...
enjoyur1life
2008-11-15, 05:41
none of the superficial bullshit.
talk to some trustworthy friends, decide your goal(s), then make your plan(s). you don't even need a name.
fuckindouchebag
2008-11-15, 19:58
I've always figured the guy from Goatse was a mason. That's just me...
Hey, that gives me an idea for a club!:eek:
Maybe not...
goatse freemasons.
you can only join if you can stretch your asshole for the lulz.
Starting a Club like the Masons have...
Yet it will be Leftist.
Any tips?
lol i sort of wana build a treehouse in the forest beside my house now, and spray paint masonic symbols on it, and claim i found a secret illuminati fort.
Agent 008
2008-11-18, 18:04
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault%27s_Pendulum
^ Read that book for a step by step guide, including the consequences and the theory behind the whole deal.
Count Chocula
2008-11-24, 02:18
I'm a 34th degree mason.
MasterofMasters
2008-11-27, 16:04
The Free Masons aren't as superficial and secretive as their predecessor the ILLUMINATI or "the enlightened ones" .:D
If you want to try and start a club like the masons have, and have already declared you are going to start a club like the masons have, then you honestly failed.
Basically, Freemasons, from how I have heard them, say that they change people for the better. Do I know this is true? Not exactly. This is because if you had the information neccessary in order to change a person, you could use that to turn them into bad people, or good people.
Now, no matter what you wanted people to be like, you would need to keep the fact that you can change a persons brain silent. Therefore, to do this in large numbers, you would need to create a secret society. When you try to make a society like this, you would attract anybody that could change the way someone thinks. This would mean that both good editors and bad editors would be allowed to join.
And you see, since we are human, we want our race to prosper. Therefore, some tiny part of the brain of the bad editors, called instinct, must not really want to edit people in a bad way, and over time these good editors teach the bad editors that they really desire to change people in a good way.
People that can do this must keep their talent silent because if it was known, almost every conversation would sound like 2 n00bs:
N1: Can I hax j00r brain?
N2: No.
N1: Plz?
N2: No.
N1: Y?
N2: Cause its my brain.
N1: Plz?
N2: No.
N1: (N1 says please until his beard grows long and he finally ends up as dust one day.)
Understand? If no, then you have a lot of thinking to do, maybe this will help:
Understand? If no, then you have a lot of thinking to do, maybe this will help:
Good hat, Bad hat, which hat, that hat! Found it because I had one and now it's done.
See a human wear a bad hat, now where did the bad hat originate at? See the same human put on a good hat, now why is a good hat scratching at their own, am I really seeing a good hat or am I stuck in some other kind of zone?
Can you make a top hat fall, was it a good hat at all, if this question already flew, then which hat is really you?
Now I can put a bad hat on, just to see the view of a pawn, who seems to be already heading towards my lawn, luckily it won't reach that thing until dawn.
Or maybe it's just a pawn jogging on a thin track, if it is, the next reply would come back, if it's from something big, it might be time to wear a wig, hope the tavern takes a swig, so as if i'm jesus, I can just watch it fall to pieces, nobody got hurt except the identity they tried to play, now we can just keep the insults at bay, in your brain, where it's hopefully sane, if not time to make a new tavern that looks like a main, as there this person can become fully sane.
Throwing pills at a person is wrong, why, because it clouds the whole song.
What's an anon? Who's an anon? Am I an anon? Am I? Now why?
What's a statue what's a statue and how could I how could I make it cry, now really, really, was that was that tear just a lie, what happens what happens when you when you give it a megaphone, is it sad or honestly a lone?
Is the hat man designing an operation, and why is buddha causin the fadin?
Now you know you've played with lots, but I ask, will you just make bots?
The thought of a model citizen is insane, meaning that model is only in our brain. So I should ask you, if you decided to take a step outside, would you really get pied?
The answer is no, the question too slow, what really made the bat, which one's the cat, what cat wears what hat, what's trying to catch me, and what other piece does it really see, so where's all the fucking victory at, and does this place have a fucking victory cat?
Can Uncle Sam serve pawns on a platter, do they ever end up in a bladder, or really is all this just a ladder?
Now can you really comprehend it all, what makes what fall, what's in between all that all, what's a game or really a mainframe, if so you might just be tame, but is this person really lame?
Why did curiosity kill that cat, and why is it still where it's at?
If cool fun and now could be measured how, then can this now become would? The real question is: should?
Factory man, factory man, is this man really a can?
Da Vinci man, Da Vinci man, is that model really a man? Are there really more than that, really, what is a fucking cat? Wait, there are more pairs, there are more hairs, but which ones are really snares? Really though, did old Da Vinci look, then why was that industry really a crook?
Now I am not a hacker myself, but I think that's sort of a game real hackers may play.
dddmhaslogs?
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mbdmmbdmmbdmwtfmto?
hw1w
Lastly, are you a Freemason reading, or do you wish to start your own secret society?