You've ever been asked by a museum for an exhibit of your collection.
You've ever planned a family vacation to a firearms manufacturer.
You've been contacted by producers from the History/Military channel.
You're on a first-name basis with wholesale ammo distributers.
You name John Browning as a famous and influencial interior designer.
You have more firearms than some third world armies can field.
You've ever field-stripped a weapon blindfolded, just to see if you could.
You've ever "tried this at home" even when you knew you shouldn't.
You have more permits than credit cards or photos in your wallet.
You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at.
You are sought out for your opinion about a good handgun/rifle/shotgun.
You've went to the range during inclement weather for the sake of realism.
You manage to add firearms to any and all social conversations.
You've ever convinced an anti to go to the range, and they LIKED it!
Your guns are cleaner than the rest of your house.
You've ever even contemplated putting a laser sight on a musket.
You have firearms that are strictly worn as coordinated clothing accesories.
You have a weapon that NOBODY is allowed to touch or even look at.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You've ever actually missed your gun when it wasn't right there with you.
Your gun friends call you a conservative extremist.
You've had Charlton Heston over and he said "Damn, you got a lot of guns!"
You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"


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You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"
Guilty! :D

"You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop."

This is my girlfriend in a gunshop

Ain't I lucky?

"You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop."

This is my girlfriend in a gunshop

Ain't I lucky?

Give her to me!

You are sought out for your opinion about a good handgun/rifle/shotgun.
You manage to add firearms to any and all social conversations.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You've ever actually missed your gun when it wasn't right there with you.
You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"

Guilty, though I don't seem to do the second one anymore, or at least rarely do.

You're on a first-name basis with wholesale ammo distributers.
You name John Browning as a famous and influencial interior designer.
You have more firearms than some third world armies can field.
You've ever field-stripped a weapon blindfolded, just to see if you could.
You've ever "tried this at home" even when you knew you shouldn't.
You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at.
You are sought out for your opinion about a good handgun/rifle/shotgun.
You've went to the range during inclement weather for the sake of realism.
You manage to add firearms to any and all social conversations.
You've ever even contemplated putting a laser sight on a musket.
You have firearms that are strictly worn as coordinated clothing accesories.
You have a weapon that NOBODY is allowed to touch or even look at.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You've ever actually missed your gun when it wasn't right there with you.
Guilty

Plus:

You have a row of shell casings in a similar manner to the Cingular bars on your desk
You don't wash your hands after oiling a firearm.
You refuse to call it a "gun" unless it has a detachable magazine.
The sight of expensive over and unders makes you angry.
You are asked how many guns you own, you have to think for a few minutes and your answer ends with "or so".
You watch action movies just to find the gun gaffes.
You wistfully read old issues of Shotgun News, just to kick yourself about the guns and ammo you SHOULD have bought.
...You know how to temporarily remove permanently attached parts of your guns.

...you know how to properly pronounce foreign names of guns and calibers/ammo - with the appropriate accent.

...you watch 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'The Thin Red Line' and wonder if you could get through it if you went back in time and got drafted.

...You don't play Counter-Strike and CoD4 because the parameters of the guns in the game 'aren't really like that in real life'.

...you've hunted dangerous game with underpowered guns just to see how much shot placement can really matter.

...you aim your gun at the TV for appropriate steadying techniques.

When you buy a gun the first thing you do it take it apart and put it back together for no real reason.

Guilty

you've hunted dangerous game with underpowered guns just to see how much shot placement can really matter
Actually sounds rather interesting though mostly illegal.

.22 LR vs. whitetail :D

Relatively common with poachers, as I understand.

.22 LR vs. whitetail :D



You goddamned right.

You are asked how many guns you own, you have to think for a few minutes and your answer ends with "or so".

Lol. This.

Yeah, not too far off. We used to have a de-facto gun co-op. Probably the most oddball socialist thing I've ever done. There were times where I legitimately did not know how many guns I had in my house at one time. This is where logistics became a huge consideration for me too.

You've ever 'Tried this at home' even when you knew you shouldnt

This made me lol so hard...

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You have a row of shell casings in a similar manner to the Cingular bars on your desk
You don't wash your hands after oiling a firearm.

You refuse to call it a "gun" unless it has a detachable magazine.

The sight of expensive over and unders makes you angry.

You watch action movies just to find the gun gaffes.

...you know how to properly pronounce foreign names of guns and calibers/ammo - with the appropriate accent.

...you watch 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'The Thin Red Line' and wonder if you could get through it if you went back in time and got drafted.

...you aim your gun at the TV for appropriate steadying techniques.

When you buy a gun the first thing you do it take it apart and put it back together for no real reason.




yeah, sounds about right.

Im guilty of quite a few of those

Personally I prefer the term Firearms Afficianado.

You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"

You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop. - Isn't that normal?

You have firearms that are strictly worn as coordinated clothing accesories. (Bauer copy of a Baby Browning, Nickle 8" S&W 29)

You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at. - - Dumbass clerk in a K-Mart was going to sell a customer 22 LR for a 22 WMR gun, told him it would fit.

I actually like the very expensive O&U shotguns, I see them more as art pieces rather than guns though.

You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at. - - Dumbass clerk in a K-Mart was going to sell a customer 22 LR for a 22 WMR gun, told him it would fit.

Please tell me one of you two alerted the manager to the dumbassery of the employee that could have led to the possible risk of serious injury to the customer(and thus legal liability to the store) to essure it never happened again. Or at the very least gave the employee a "You're a fucking moron you could have very well got someone killed!" lecture.