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Feds In Town
2008-10-25, 20:06
Yea, I just got this whip for $1,000, i got $2,000 to spare.
im thinking, maybach interior, navigation in the dash, woodgrain, chrome 24's and an engine swap with a '94 vette.
also, fishbowl televisions.
anyway, would you recommend this?
MrFishHat
2008-10-25, 22:05
Let me just be the first to say, Your retarded. Everything besides the navigation is a completely unrealistic and stupid plan.
Also Everything but the nav would cost more then 2k each.
What you have is basically a chevy lumina with a few changes to its appearance. Personally I would not bother trying to mod this car.
But I'm assuming this is a troll thread so you probably don't care either way.
Oh...and there is no way you could fit a Corvette V8 into that car. Even if it fits in the engine compartment sideways the original transmission would never hold up to that kind of power.
What you have is basically a chevy lumina with a few changes to its appearance. Personally I would not bother trying to mod this car.
But I'm assuming this is a troll thread so you probably don't care either way.
Oh...and there is no way you could fit a Corvette V8 into that car. Even if it fits in the engine compartment sideways the original transmission would never hold up to that kind of power.
Maybe he is doing a full LT1 swap, tranny and all.
Looks like you've got a lot of work ahead of you that sounds very stupid, good luck you miserable person.
Feds In Town
2008-10-27, 04:11
I'm very well off, I'm a Pharmacist and successful entrepreneur. I just want a very nice car with some character. I'm having this baby shipped off to L.A. so them Mexicans can pimp it out and put that gloss on it. It's gonna be candy red. Oh and they said the motor would be from a '99 El Dorado instead, but that's still tight. I'm getting Triple Gold Daytons on it and a sunroof installation, plus 4 12's in the back with Boss surround sound, and a DVD/Navigation/XM console in the dash, which will be swapped out with a shit load of woodgrain. The estimate they gave me is 48,000$ and since I was considering a used XLR-V this will be tight as fuck and unique for the same price. This bitch should go 0-60 in 5 easy.
I can't believe some people actually get pleasure in spewing forth complete and utter shit like this.
Maybe he is doing a full LT1 swap, tranny and all.
Looks like you've got a lot of work ahead of you that sounds very stupid, good luck you miserable person.
How in the fuck would this even be possible
First that monte carlo is front wheel drive and would never be able to take that kind of power
second of all it would be a serious waste of fucking money
shit if you want more power get a gm eaton supercharger and throw it on the bastard
idiot will blow the motor in a couple of days but his lesson to learn
and third you'd never get 24's on that car will never fit
you sir need medical help as your delusions are seriously fucked up
I'm very well off, I'm a Pharmacist and successful entrepreneur.
A drug dealer, then?
Feds In Town
2008-10-27, 22:39
How in the fuck would this even be possible
First that monte carlo is front wheel drive and would never be able to take that kind of power
second of all it would be a serious waste of fucking money
shit if you want more power get a gm eaton supercharger and throw it on the bastard
idiot will blow the motor in a couple of days but his lesson to learn
and third you'd never get 24's on that car will never fit
you sir need medical help as your delusions are seriously fucked up
Bitch I done made so much money in these streets I can make all that shit work. if it comes down to just putting the chassis on something else, so be it. I'm not talkin about some faggot ass cracker customizing his own whip, I'm shipping this shit off to the pros next week, haven't found the right shop yet but i'm trying to hook up with the people who do Pimp My Ride. I'm givin them a blank check too, I want this shit done and I've got money anyway. im currently whippin an 07 vette z06, and i love chevy so much i want a true boss sled. and i've seen people with 24's on their carlos anyway so don't give me that shit. not like they were ridin as clean as me though but point is it can be done. especially on my budget.
A drug dealer, then?
Technically i guess, my friends joke with me about that alot but nah i'm 100% legit. i'm just a retail pharmacy manager and i own a restaurant called La Parradilla.
ArgonPlasma2000
2008-10-27, 23:12
What you have is basically a chevy lumina with a few changes to its appearance. Personally I would not bother trying to mod this car.
But I'm assuming this is a troll thread so you probably don't care either way.
Oh...and there is no way you could fit a Corvette V8 into that car. Even if it fits in the engine compartment sideways the original transmission would never hold up to that kind of power.
Actually, I'm quite sure the transmission would handle an LT1, and it would probably fit. The 3.8 and 5.7 blocks aren't that much different in size. People swap in 4T60's, 65's, and 80's in Fieros all the time to mate with L67's, blown 3.4's, and LS1's and they take it just fine. Hell, the 4T80E has to put power down behind a 300hp Northstar V8, so an LS1 should be no problem at all.
i love chevy so much i want a true boss sled
Then you should have gotten a fat Caprice instead of a podunk Monte Carlo. At least it had an LT1 and we wouldn't even be having their conversation.
Sponsored Link
2008-10-28, 00:17
He just wants to ball like Slim Thug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCZSVqI9V6U), what's wrong with that?
Rhetorical question. Everything.
Feds In Town
2008-10-28, 05:24
He just wants to ball like Slim Thug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCZSVqI9V6U), what's wrong with that?
Rhetorical question. Everything.
My Chevy, my chevy, my chevy, my chevy, my chevy, my chevy.
He just wants to ball like Slim Thug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCZSVqI9V6U), what's wrong with that?
Rhetorical question. Everything.
LOL the steering wheel in that video does not even look like wood grain.
Just lock this thread. Nobody could be so stupid as to spend 48k pimping a 97 monte carlo.
Even a ghetto thug wannabe with welfare money to blow would find a better car to do all these mods to.
Feds In Town
2008-10-28, 13:37
LOL the steering wheel in that video does not even look like wood grain.
Just lock this thread. Nobody could be so stupid as to spend 48k pimping a 97 monte carlo.
Even a ghetto thug wannabe with welfare money to blow would find a better car to do all these mods to.
I left it wet for you niggas when I came through.but yea, the real figure is more like 70k. it is gonna be the cleanest whip in the world.
ComradeAsh
2008-10-28, 13:45
You keep saying whip.
What the fuck does it mean?
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-28, 17:37
To continue our little theme that has been running through a couple of posts...
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-3/folsom-street-buggy-and-whip.jpg
Feds In Town
2008-10-28, 23:10
guys i give up. i am copping a Dodge ram Srt-10 mega cab from craigslist and selling this piece. actually i'm going to go look at it later tonight. it's 24,000$ and won't have to be redone entirely so it's probably a better choice. i realize now what a waste it would truly be, but i am still planning on getting a slab.
ComradeAsh
2008-10-29, 03:28
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4506/vlcsnap587213ot7.png
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-29, 10:15
^ points to anyone who can identify the film. Took me a while
^ points to anyone who can identify the film. Took me a while
Dr. Phils domestic violence adventure?
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-29, 13:36
Clue
http://robwroblewski.org/images/John_Locke.jpg
http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/oxo.jpg
http://www.thirtythree.org/images/murdawg_barrel_fire.jpg
http://www.thirtythree.org/images/murdawg_barrel_fire.jpg
ComradeAsh
2008-10-29, 14:53
^
Oooh, I know! I know!
Sponsored Link
2008-10-29, 17:03
Lockbox of fire?
procrastinart
2008-10-29, 18:20
from the director of
http://www.wetdrippingsnatches.com/big-snatch.jpg
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-29, 18:46
Lockbox of fire?
You got 'Lock' right.
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-29, 18:47
^ and you probably only did that by looking at the url
Sponsored Link
2008-10-29, 22:03
^ and you probably only did that by looking at the url
Studying Lockean ethics right now in modern ethics. Fuck that class is fun to troll. i.e. "The rich should be bailed out, not the poor, the rich pay more taxes and contribute more to the economy, if you're poor, it's your fault" said with a completely straight face.
ArgonPlasma2000
2008-10-30, 00:24
Clue
http://robwroblewski.org/images/John_Locke.jpg
http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/oxo.jpg
http://www.thirtythree.org/images/murdawg_barrel_fire.jpg
http://www.thirtythree.org/images/murdawg_barrel_fire.jpg
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
(I've never actually seen the movie, but I did recognize John Locke's picture. :D)
ComradeAsh
2008-10-30, 07:15
Studying Lockean ethics right now in modern ethics. Fuck that class is fun to troll. i.e. "The rich should be bailed out, not the poor, the rich pay more taxes and contribute more to the economy, if you're poor, it's your fault" said with a completely straight face.
You'll have to explain this further because I don't want to look at wiki.
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-30, 16:13
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
(I've never actually seen the movie, but I did recognize John Locke's picture. :D)
You the man.
Sponsored Link
2008-10-30, 18:11
You'll have to explain this further because I don't want to look at wiki.
Basically by saying shit that's against all popular morality but with some evidene behind it that can't be refuted, I can get the entire class pissed off (they're lemmings anyways) and still maintain my 109% :D
ComradeAsh
2008-10-31, 16:20
Basically by saying shit that's against all popular morality but with some evidene behind it that can't be refuted, I can get the entire class pissed off (they're lemming anyways) and still maintain my 109% :D
Oh, I did that.
"Hang on, although Person A has decided that he will attempt to bribe person B, Boss C fired him on hearsay thus making Boss C the douchebag.
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-10-31, 17:57
My halloween outfit is Viv from The Young Ones. He wears a chain and padlock around his neck. I put the key in my pocket without realising that the pockets have holes in, and now I have absolutely no idea where the key is.
edit
we just got trick or treated. Obviously we have no sweets in the house. We offered him a handful of sugar or 10p.
ComradeAsh
2008-11-01, 03:30
^^^
That happened while I was at my mates.
Little shits weren't even in costume so we told them to beat it.
skidmeister927
2008-11-01, 20:20
Actually, I'm quite sure the transmission would handle an LT1, and it would probably fit. The 3.8 and 5.7 blocks aren't that much different in size. People swap in 4T60's, 65's, and 80's in Fieros all the time to mate with L67's, blown 3.4's, and LS1's and they take it just fine. Hell, the 4T80E has to put power down behind a 300hp Northstar V8, so an LS1 should be no problem at all.
Then you should have gotten a fat Caprice instead of a podunk Monte Carlo. At least it had an LT1 and we wouldn't even be having their conversation.
lol wut?
4T65's a piece o shit. With a shift kit they've been known to go out prematurely even without any power adders on the engine. It would be even worse suggesting to put an LT1 350 on top of it, especially with this idiot in the drivers seat.